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Leftypol's inability to produce an argument edition

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ahtic moonkeys

alri thailad

what do people see in this l ron hubbard tier loon

'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English.

Why doesn't Gary Lineker donate his BBC wages to the refugees?

i luv u

dont get the english remark.

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Not an argument.

how were the lads you encountered during your time in Sydney?

chucks fuck and suck

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amish call non-amish the "english

The next 4 posters ITT to put "BP" (not case sensitive) in the name field of their comment are entered into this thread's edition of /brit/ poker (I am player 1/5).

The last 5 digits of each player's post number will be played against those of the other players, like hands of poker. For example 's number is 36223. He has two pair (3s and 2s).

Players will recieve 1 (You), the winner will recieve 5 (You)s.

"BP" in the name field of your comment to play...

why

>be me
>look more attractive with age, solid 7/10 now
>people told me I was ugly my whole life so I refuse to believe compliments now, same people are lusting over me

please end it

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Subscribing

because a long time ago they were some weird kind of kraut and only spoke their hunnic brogue to each other and didn't interact with the english americans

Was in Sydney for a couple days but they where alri

I was based in Melbourne and its full of daddies money cunts and lightweights who think they are hard

despise poker and those whomst play it

Nice one thailad, knew you'd be up for the crack.

i was just about to say something like this. report this bot.

Not a bot. Just trying to inject a bit of competitive fun into /brit/ you miserable cunt.

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>based in Melbourne
grim

*craic

I WANT AN ANGLO BOYFRIEND NOW, CUTE AND TALL, STRONG AND CUTE

ANGLO BF PLEASE BE GRANTED BY DUBS

can we have a pool dad
can we have a pool dad
can we have a pool dad

good morning x

*tips see through hat*

can't see this working t󠀠bh but deal me in

Food was nice i'll give it that

Fuck you and your "schooners" have a pint or fuck off

I started writing like that, Googled it and it said "variant spelling of crack." So I went with crack like a mong.

there's always some resilient cancer that refuses to die on every board whether it be Risk threads or roll threads or porn threads that need to be nipped in the bud. i shant be seeing this bud grow into some loathsome poker general.

roger fedora

>sorry day isn't for another six months

kids who used to get bullied at school literally ran and moved like this

love sesame oil

can't sleep lads :/

Smelly dumb Anglo scum

you shouldn't be trying to sleep at 10am really

designing a script that autofoys all yanks

had work

love bio oil

THIS THREAD'S /brit/poker PLAYERS ("BP" in the name field):

1. 36267: one pair (6s)

2. 36283: one pair (3s)

3. 36286: two pair (6s and 3s)

4. 36328: one pair (3s)

5. 36345: one pair (3s)

WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN

That concludes /brit/poker for this thread.

You can't run like that and not be bullied

>throw off some insult to a JF
>close the thread and never look at it again so he can't get a dig in
it's like the old battle.net mentality

librarian?

*tips table*

>old battle.net

battle.net isn't old you underage rat

Those are their own threads. This is about 7-10 posts in a 300+ post general, plus 4-5 posts whining about it.

Get a grip you big fanny.

ummm mine were a flush

ballin like laden

cash driver for g4s

alri grandpa

>STILL won't say "the king is a bender"

fucking SCREECHING, little nonce if fucking TERRIFIED

youtube.com/watch?v=Gxzdo8FfrW0&feature=youtu.be

*flushes your cards down the toilet*

How's THAT for a flush?

Not bantering here. Will someone redpill me on Brexit. What is the point of the referendum and clear vote to leave by the masses if it is still being questioned? Is this a hole in the British democratic process.

walk in the mall like fuck it
i buy everything i wanted
cause i remember when i couldnt

that's 6 digits not 5 you mong

would have thought a yank of all people would understand the concept of sovereignty.

someone accidentally gave plebs the vote and now we have to very slowly explain to them why it will be worse if we leave

Referendums are disliked by pretty much everyone

*votes*

OIIIIIII!

fill me in

What are you on about? 5 players, last 5 digits of each post... Can't see a problem.

absolutely uncalled for

Hate Asia and hate Asians

Too late mate, sorry, /brit/poker is finished for this thread. I should probably link the results to the initial post so newcomers can see it's over.

everyone is entitled to their opinion but not all opinions are equally valid

post 3 is one pair not two (6).

just popping in lads
hope me noseberg doesn't catch me

Hate Thailad and hate Thaidad

that's like, your opinion dude

surely the post numbers just mean everyone gets pairs all the time, especially if you post as quick as possible

he's right you know..

meanwhile I still maintain mine were suited before they were flushed down the toilet.

>plebs
ah yes
every remainer is suddenly Tarquin Sixtus Esquire III and not a runty dead-middle class welp

whomst

call the king a bender nonce

I wish girls posted here

Haha, oh shit, you're right. Knew I'd fuck this up sooner or later.

That user still won (pair of 6s, 8 high) but the calculation was wrong. Thanks for spotting it.

Are you still here? Do me a favour lad..

They do, they make terrible posts

i'm a girl

ummmm xxx

We do. But if the vote was to leave what is all this bullshit about going over it again. Seems fucked up to withhold from the people what they clearly said they wanted alre

That's why there's a bit of skill involved. You can wait until the post numbers give you the best chance for a good hand before posting your entry. Wait too long and you'll miss your chance though. Only 5 players per game, 1 game per thread.

Who goes there!?

sara and aisha browse and/or post here. sara made her twitter private literally minutes after someone started posting her suicidal tweets here.

another day of waging over

It's not as easy as just having a referendum and then doing whatever comes out without breaking the government. That's why no one likes referendums

no you do ME a favor you fucking wimp, call the king a bender, or fuck off back the 'ddit

not an alcoholic so i don't know the difference x

Love referendums
Love pints
Hate the EU

Simple as.

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why does phimo hate thailad

do you work for an evil genius?