Damn OP you delivered on that promise. I really like this thread.
Jordan Price
LOL! Love your work threadbro
Austin Garcia
gooby
Brayden Wood
I unironically love it as well, that's fucking hilarious
Dominic Cox
1st for DC succ
Julian Reyes
1st for succ would have sufficed
James Thomas
Am I the biggest lying pussy you’ve ever met? Am I the biggest pussy you have ever met and you want me to suck your dick like you told me?
Adrian Martin
I would heem the shit out of you kid
Jackson Scott
...
Lincoln Taylor
And also that I’m forever going to be your pussy. Okay, we’ll see. I like it, Jon, but I like it, but I want you to actually be honest with these people like you are with me. That’s all I want.
Isaac Perry
What the FUCK does """"""""""""""""""""""DC""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" stand for anywho?
Jaxon Ward
>your dad will never be this proud of you
Admit it, you got hit in the feels ever so slightly.
Hunter Myers
*gallops towards you*
Cooper Foster
...
William Ross
de cuck
Henry Reyes
Wow the obese spammer sure is furious these days
Angel Lee
i perma BTFO him
Gabriel Hernandez
Call me crazy but I got a good feeling Cyborg is going to win her match.
Ethan Bennett
REAL NON SPAMMER THREAD:
Jayden Jackson
I'm white, educated, happy and healthy though?
Luke Taylor
do people know that dc FOR THE FIRST TIME will be smaller stepping into the cage than ever because of the new rules?
they weigh in twice now, first to make 205, then second the day after and they have to be within 10% of that 205, far less than DC normally fights at
he's fucked
Easton Martinez
Nice digits
Hunter Anderson
Polite reminder that Jonathon "The Protagonist" "Bones" "The Redeemed" Jones is our guy >inteligent >nihilistic >wicked sense of humor Daniel "Man of Moral Fibre" Cormiyay is NOT my champion
so they already weighed in already? I thought the last weigh in is still tomorrow morning.
Josiah Foster
Jon "Bones" Jones WILL break his 4 fight decision streak with a SIZZLING highlight reel kimura of Dee Sea.
Bentley Morales
imagine getting mad on the internet just imagine
Charles Collins
>Jon "Responsible" Jones
Benjamin Lopez
R E F O R M E D E F O R M E D
Alexander Reyes
I'm gonna take a heem break, I'm done being surrounded by a bunch of idiots that follow the spammer into his own early shit threads. I'll be back Saturday to see if the autism has recessed a bit
Colton Ross
i'll be here when you get back pussy
Mason Hall
He was the good guy all along. I'm glad he never let the h8ers get to him. He walks with Christ.
Anthony Morris
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL REDDIT
Joseph Hall
...
Julian Lee
>t-the OP m-m-matters! >i-i can't t-take it! i h-h-have to l-leave!
lmao @ the absolute STATE of your life dork
Jason Nelson
>spammer literally copies and pastes an OP I'd be proud of >posts it early
>everyone joins it
hmm
maybe turby ain't so bad after all
Alexander Hernandez
Is he black?
Adrian Jackson
Prove you're a real fight fan; name ONE fight on the upcoming UFC 214 card.
Christian Jackson
why would you choose a manlet
Luke Garcia
Raising CTE awareness
Levi James
First for
>Coral Springs
being a beautiful family-oriented town perfect for raising children
Julian Martin
>tfw you can never go back to 2011 comfy UFC posting before all the autism
Its sad to be honest
Chase Watson
USADA'd S A D A ' d
Isaac Kelly
>I'll be back Saturday to see if the autism has recessed a bit yeah im sure it will get better
Lincoln Garcia
no, he's Jon Jones.
Jacob Mitchell
>scatspammer get out
Liam Parker
I just like him having a meltdown when we don't use one of his threads
Josiah Long
...
Carson Garcia
If I could go back to 2011 with my current knowledge, I'd make millions...
Zachary Scott
This is the thread
Owen Barnes
DC will SUCC Jon dry
Brody Walker
Jon >DUI >Cocaine high >Underage thigh >Poke em in the eye >Hit-n-run by >Make Dana White cry >Holly Holm's big black guy >Probably bi >PED on the sly >USDA don't lie >Literally kill you guy >DC screaming why >Blow his second try >Hit this and let's fly >I secretly want to die >Bones Jones
Blake White
>I'll be back Saturday to see if the autism has recessed a bit >Sup Forums You're in for a disappointment sweetie.
Juan Murphy
...
Jace Sanchez
/ourguy/
Ryan Walker
go sip some tea you half faggot
Jayden Thompson
who? turbo?
Charles Nelson
Obvs
Sebastian Walker
Hey could you guys tone down the homo crap? I swear I can't tell people I love cage banging anymore, they always laugh at me and say I love watching half naked men hump for fifteen minutes. All this gay stuff just reaffirms it... come on guys; let's be straight.
Christian Adams
suck my dick and fist my ass fagget
Kevin Morales
Not really retarded, you guys are making it out to seem as though user is diminishing the knee in some way by highlighting Barboza's ability to decipher his patterns, anticipate, and react accordingly.
If you're looking at it as a demonstration of raw reflex and athletic ability, like the guy he was replying to was, then it's a bit less impressive. On the flipside I enjoy it even more after watching his webm.
Really, it's great either way.
Jace Harris
I kekled
Alexander Lopez
The OP doesn't matter faggot, with that said people need to stop joining early threads
Brayden Green
>he doesn't want to succ dick
Kevin Allen
wtf I love the spammer now.
Wyatt Green
oh I dunno maybe because I'm healthy, own a business, make a lot of money, have a beautiful wife, have a beautiful daughter, live in a custom built home, have a fight pass account, write fantastic poetry, and make the absolute dankest OP's these threads have literally ever seen?
maybe because of those reasons? I think?
but mostly because of that last one my man
Anthony Cooper
will cowboy/lawler be spicy or a let down?
Jeremiah Perez
I don't want to suck dicks!
Andrew Cox
I can see him doing good in that one
Justin Rivera
lmao I bet you idiots wish you had a little puppy dog fanboy too
Chase Perry
>being a bragfag on /heem/ of all places
Nathaniel Peterson
What are they doing exactly? Appears to be a live stream
Parker Carter
Gay sex isn't gay.
Isaac Brown
Three goats, one picture.
Ayden Morris
>write fantastic poetry I thought we said no gay stuff. >no boys try harder it works
Liam Peterson
press conference
Ryder Gomez
I don't want the succ posting to end
Connor Jackson
Gay sex is the gayest thing two men can do together.
Jaxon Diaz
Literally false
Landon Collins
Not sure what to call Americans on /heem/ that I dislike as a kneejerk response. I mean there's so many awful American posters to choose from, there's the autistic OP guy, the little dock goblin or the dude who types like a child while samefagging and posting 8 times every ten minutes. Damn, now that I think about it Americans are the worst posters on /heem/
Camden Parker
Guess I didn't recognize the format. Thanks for the link
Angel Perez
wisdom
Levi Harris
It's the technique that's impressive ffs. You prefer flying knees that are thrown at random and connect? It's the fact that Barboza was getting lit up, but he noticed what Dariush was doing through the 8 minutes and had the instinct to not only notice but execute a beautifully timed knee.
Saying it was telegraphed is a bit retarded, many strikes are. That's how counters and shit work
Christopher Flores
DC/JJ will shit fest as DC will overestimate a Jon Jones who cant roid anymore and will wrestlefuck him to the win
TW/DM will also be a shit fest as TW is a one trick horse
I see Cowboy/ Lawler being fight of the night
Christopher Cox
Name a single thing gayer than gay sex.
Isaac Myers
debatable
Asher Cooper
Then why don't you be the one to stop posting?
Asher Evans
So DC fans:
Breakdown how he wins. I just don't see it. Sure he has better wrestling but he doesn't submit people. You really think it goes 5 rounds?
