roasties edition
/brit/
Jaxon Mitchell
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Xavier Barnes
phwoar
Thomas Wright
...
Sebastian Davis
cooking lunch
Jace Collins
awful presentation but i'd eat it
is that mustard on the carrots though? baffling
Hudson Cruz
just took this
Joshua Martinez
mehhhhhheaeaeeuehhh need a job
Josiah Foster
A heart that's full up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal
You look so tired, unhappy
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake of carbon monoxide
With no alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
Tyler Butler
fuck...
Jaxson Brown
Wholegrain mustard is delicious lad
Charles Collins
Believe me you don't
Angel Sanchez
Where you do live mate I'm gonna fucking drive over and bite your nose off, I'm gonna be sitting in the gutter shitting bits of you out my arse by the end of the night
Alexander Reyes
...
Landon Hall
on CARROTS? I think not
Josiah Carter
Parents keep telling me to get a job even though I have enough money and don't need one
Aiden Murphy
lucky JEW bastard
Joseph Hall
This was very emotional
Jacob Foster
Almost predicated doubles, trips and quads in one thread, were it not for some FUCKHEAD who I'm about to disintegrate
Kevin Evans
How are you going to learn the value of money if you never had to earn it?
Henry Perez
SHE PLAYED THE FIDDLE IN AN IRISH BAND BUT SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH AN ENGLISHMAN
Jason Nelson
outta my way janny fucking shits
Michael Ortiz
Parents keep telling me to get a job even though I don't have enough money and need one
Henry Hill
I can't think of a more deano family than gary lineker's
it's like they could have all been 9/10's but got given one ugly gene
Ayden Reyes
Based
Adrian Jackson
>A job that slowly kills you
Cooper James
don't think my parents are going to be ok with me being NEET much longer
Chase Watson
how are you going to know the value of freedom if speech if you can't call the king a bender?
David Ross
plus had the best lesbian sex scene ever
but yes very good thoroughly enjoyed it
Jonathan Reed
how many years a neet?
Liam Parker
I'll check out the exchange rates
Josiah Long
There's no value to money nowadays, it's all numbers in some computer.
William James
alri goldberg
Owen Barnes
Nokia...
I don't get it
Henry Wilson
...
Nathan Morgan
8
Juan Murphy
youve got a job, posting fuck machines
now do your job
Xavier Lewis
Based Yoko
Jordan Morales
alri smarty pants, less of the back chat.
regardless, you have to work to earn it. Doesn't grow on trees you know?
Eli Smith
heh
rookie
John Reed
eating rice and poulet basquaise
Dylan Garcia
ah ha ha based nigger
what lead to your neetdom lad
Matthew Morris
shan't
Charles Nelson
BASED BLACK MAN
Kayden Taylor
Hero
Tyler Butler
hate people, hate going outside, lazy, too depressed to try and compete for being a slave
Hunter Wright
wish yorke would remember songs are meant to have tunes in them
Dylan Carter
t. Oasisfag
Logan Roberts
radiohead are shit
Juan Davis
playing fallout 4 lads
hate, Hate, HATE the glowing sea and bethesda's shit tier fucking radscorpian pathing FUCK REEEEEEEEEEe
Chase Perry
>nigger
Jeremiah Miller
>kissed a girl at the club
>could taste vomit in her mouth
Is it bad I was still happy with myself?
Angel Lopez
radiohead is proto numale music. the original faux pop rock.
Isaac Brown
...
Daniel Gutierrez
...
Ryan Young
damon
Brandon Rogers
no
Nathaniel Bennett
Boss had a dm with me lads. He said he hasn't heard a single negative thing about me likes my ethic and wants me to step up and take greater responsibility. Don't know how I feel. I don't want stay any longer than 2 years here
Connor Jackson
*poos on the poster below me*
Angel Perez
Inappropriate
Levi Harris
Landon Howard
yum
Evan Myers
Congratulations. You're one step closer to hitting rock bottom.
*pours vinegar in your mouth to neutralise vomit bacteria*
Cameron Young
post them
Isaac Allen
It's always a good thing to have on the old 'V lad
Isaiah Sullivan
>tfw you wake up
Henry Turner
...
Camden Mitchell
>3 posts in the same second
/brit/ is too powerful
Colton Collins
It was at a cafe over coffee
Isaac Adams
BARKED
Cameron Walker
haha lel
Colton Mitchell
>ywn be a part of a world famous rock band in the 1960s-80s doing gear all day, shagging groupies and smashing up hotel rooms all the while being paid billions for it
Camden Cooper
...
Easton Green
>tfw you wake up
>tfw another day lonely without a girlfriend
Benjamin Myers
Jaxson Edwards
essentially he figured out you're too beta to challenge him or stand up for yourself so he wants you in the tough position because you're the only one who'll do the shit work and swallow it
Juan Butler
I just bought a male masturbater online. Anyone who has experience with silicone "flesh lights" or "pocket pussy" style products, do I need to use lube?
Also, any general tips and advice for using my male masturbatory aide?
Dylan Wood
lol this happens with alarming regularity
Chase Rogers
...
Nicholas Hernandez
bin yourself my man
Thomas Morgan
EVERYONE NEEDS A BOSSOM FOR A PILLOW, EVERYONE NEEDS A BOSSOM.
Joshua Bell
At the pink floyd exhibition lads
Angel Carter
Get a gf
Owen Bennett
>male masturbator
Sounds pretty gay
Anthony Garcia
honestly hate dogs
wouldn't fuck a girl who has one
Jonathan Adams
>do I need to use lube?
does that look wet to you? fucking virgin obviously you use lube or you'll rip your foreskin off
Connor Parker
Jaxson Martin
Yes lube and make sure to powder it after use
Wyatt Williams
Legend
Jace Brown
squealing
Kayden Rogers
>had the gf dream last night
Camden Nelson
going to take some amphetamines and write a 6 part sci-fi series
Wyatt Hall
Fucking track m8. Haven't head that one in a while
Ryder Foster
shan't perchase be perusing the breitshart link provided thereabove
Camden Cox
except adam and eve didnt really exist, ever
Lucas Young
VERY hungry, more camembert in the fridge to eat.
Connor Robinson
...
Kayden Lee
haha is this actually a big deal over there?
Dylan Wood
imma pwn that n00b with the uber 1337 hax and the pr0n
g2g c u l8r LFG BRD UBRS DM ZG MC n00b? 1337?
Jayden Thomas
Imagine if a chunk of cornwall or something was just randomly owned by Germany or some other random country for no apparent reason
Brayden Johnson
Breitbart is fake news