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>at shitty party
>friend has shitty music so someone puts my phone on shuffle
>after about an hour Erika blares across the speakers
>literally a 1/2000 chance
>wake up this morning wondering if people think I'm a nazi now

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>ITT: things that never happened
What's the point?
saged you dumb redditcunt

>i never leave my house
>i probably never will
the end

I don't understand the problem here

wow this projection

desu I think I'm fine, I switched that shit asap

>Talking to co-worker who, like me, is of German ancestry.
>Mention Germans are terrified of coming off as racist and are always apologizing for the holocaust.
>He says they should.
>Instantly hate him.

Publicly play Erika in my favorite bar, people dig the song. No one cares. Gods damn it, sometimes it feels great living in a society where I don't need to flay myself for being a white male every other day.

This is now a nazi/nationalist germany music appreciation thread.

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>be a decade ago
>highschool party
>'hey bro rip this bong dude'
>idk man i never smoked b4
>time to start bruh its great
>get so fucking high, grill steaks on a fire
>have best night of my life yet dont remember any of it
>wake up on picnic table covered in snow
>proceed to spend next decade smoking weed and wasting my life
>ive amounted to literally nothing
0/10 regret the fuck out of my shitty choices

cheer up burger, chances are you were always lazy. weed at least gave you some enjoyment in life

My grandma used to sing that while cleaning and cooking.

The weed is one helluva drug.
One day you wake up and realize it's like you literally haven't existed for a few years.

>go to cafeteria
>lunch combo is always $5 not a penny more
>order my meal and get ready to pay
>$5.50
>"damn jews"
>gets quiet
>everybody starts laughing
it worked out ok, still got it for $5 because lunchlady was cool

>talking about one of the times I visited my family friends outside of Stuttgart
>talking to Romanian coworker
>we were talking about pretty women in European countries
>say how the most beautiful girl I know came from Bulgaria
>also mention how beautiful everyone was in Germany
> he says "oh well that was just hitlers work"
>didn't know whether or not to agree or say nothing

wut? elaborate.
Got a job, got a girl, got my friends, a nice flat and i smoke weed everyday since im 21 now im 28.
I lived a lot in these years and i remember most of it.

Probably better than the club pop garbage you were listing to.

That's the same without weed. Most people don't do anything of any real note. Look at recorded history and the sheer number of people who have once lived. Most people don't do shit. Myself included.

>My grandma used to sing that while cleansing and cooking.

Fixed.

why is there only a 1/2000 chance, you should get more good songs

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Germany bringing the bantz.

really? If it was me I would had brush it off. It's just a song. Are europeans really that afraid of being called out?

Ami verpiss dich you your parents and your grandparents of "german ancestry" are responsible for the mess we have here today

>professors goes on about some liberal bullshit
>don't say anything because I want to pass the class

>implying his simple burger self is responsible for his ancestors actions

Is the average mountain jew familiar with this song?

I don't know the meaning of this song but this is quite the decent song. I didn't expect that medium level of quality from Germany.

I think this happened to pretty much everyone.

But it's not a Nazi song you chucklefuck, it's a soldier song.

Why would you be scorned for playing a soldier song? What the hell is wrong with you people?

>Caring about ancestry in America

It's literally about a girl and flowers. The German equivalent of the Yellow Rose of Texas.

OP is just sperging out for no reason.

>tfw Grandma is called Erika
My grandpa and the church choir sang this song on her birthday

He isn't. I have been called a Nazi for some comment i made about WW1.

People here are EXTREMELY paranoid over shit like that.
Talking to positively about the Autobahn is suspicious.

>walking on road
>cow attacks me
>run
>villagers help
>thank villagers and say 'these motherfucking cows are retarded"
>get beaten up by villagers
Man

>at shitty party
>friend has shitty music so someone puts my phone on shuffle
>after about an hour White Man Marches On blares across the speakers
>literally a 1/2000 chance
>wake up this morning wondering how many Jews I gassed

>go to India
>walk on street
>trip on shit
>get raped by a bull
>try curry in hospital
>need to shit
>poor healthcare
>No toilets
>shit the bed
>it's bulljizz vindaloo
>it's an Indian delicacy

>be me
>be mischling
>banter with friends about it
>they call me goy
>by nuremberg laws i would be a reich citizen
>won't be gassed
>tell them to go take a shower
>call them ashtray boys
>call them khazar mongol kikes
>tfw when we all are red pilled and browse /pol

also nice song
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one of my favourites

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No it's not stop trying to please cuckposters you tryhard

>go to class reunion party
>5/10 redhead girl there, shagged her in high school
>she preaches about this feminazi bitch called "Freja Lindberg"
>Litterarly 6 girls in a circle listening and nodding their heads
>She starts talking about gender and how society limits our view on gender and thats you can change your gender whenever you want
>Talks about Feminazi Freja Lindberg and how she can be a man on monday but a woman on Wednesday
>Drunk bro Markus walks into the circle
>yells out "Very cool story! I myself am a rock on Thursdays!
> I start laughing hard
>some girls laugh, but the redhead leader is obviously triggered
>She looks me dead in the eye "Is that what you mistake for humor? Pathetic"
>Can't contain myself.
>"I am very sorry, i was not laughing at that remark made by Markus, You should not joke about subjects like these since they are very important for our societies developement, Being a Battle gendered Attack helicopter myself i can see how important these issues are.
>She gets mad as fuck, calls me a transphobic asshat and storms home.
>Whateverletsparty.jpg

She than wrote several "articles" about me on her blog and not so vaguely described what i said on her FB.

Best part is that she is trying to hook up with my best friend, So i meet her occasionally and pretend i don't hate her, She gets so unconfortable.

She probably thinks i am a fuckboy too.

>be in class, exam
>professor give out a paper to everybody
>"Oh and make sure to write your camp nu... erm, student album number in the right corner"
>everybody laughs
>one guy makes gesture of pulling up sleeve and lookin on the left arm
>we burst in laughter even more

God i miss college.

Ah common that's funny as fuck. Do not have any regrets Schweizbro

>go to Australia
>girls sunbathing at the airport
>go to hotel
>manager is a 7 foot spider
>get to room and call escorts services
>ask for best girl
>fuck a kangaroo for the first time
>go down to eat
>can hear the crusty toilet paper ass of people
>come back
>shit on street

I used to tell people Hitler was my great uncle, I look German

>be me
>at a party drinking
>friend comes up to me and asks how are you doing
>think he said how are you jewing
>make a joke about how im pushing race mixing and pretending the holocaust is real
>look of horror on his face
>turn and see a girl scowling at me with her nose inches away from my face
>mfw he was trying to introduce me to his jewish gf

>implying white Americans aren't Anglo-Germanic-Slavic hybrids
>implying a portion of those don't have Native American rape baby DNA.

kek

Why did you switch it you dumb medkit, someone might have liked it or something

You never really realize just how redpilled people are untill you get them really drunk.

Aside from joking around, I've always kept Sup Forums separate from real life.

I'm having a hard time containing my glee at all the extreme butthurt on facebook over Trump, though. This is going to be one great summer, fellas. I think Trump is really going to up his energy levels and cause even more global liberal ass pain. I doubt i'll be able to contain myself after that.

YouTube music has some Johnny Rebel, so the auto Playlist brings it up. It's no big deal.

Which ones are kenites

I've def had my power level slip once or twice when I was drunk

>At cheap restaurant after a concert
>This is in western Berlin
>Radio mentions some Arab or other chimping out around the neighborhood
>I mutter "Fuck those goddamn sandniggers"
>Formerly silent room becomes chorus of agreements
>Dude that looks like skinhead Santa Claus insists on buying me a beer
>All nine of us wind up talking in what amounts to Sup Forums shitposts the whole morning

It was nice.

this

but in general, where I live it's quite easy to speak openly about my political views, as long as I package it nicely.

no way this happened

thats some really nice banter you have in college. I also make a lot of jokes in class with my teachers about genociding gipsys and they all laugh its fun

The left lizzard jews want you to belive its nazi.

a friend living in hamburg told me that many germans are crypto nazis

underrated post

Love Glen Cook's Black Company
oh you

It's not weed, it's you. You're just blaming a plant for your own failures.

Most German men carry that sentiment, it is just the PC Police Merkel and soon Roth are in control of that are the fucking problem.

>0/10 regret the fuck out of my shitty choices
>my shitty choices

Fucking ameriburger tells me what merkel is doing.

Fuck off nigger.

Sort of. What all the demoralisation on here fails to account for is that all the PC propaganda has made going hard right the new counterculture; and those of us who have bottled it up before are teaching others to be subtle with it. Don't worry though, we want nothing from you.

>sophomore year of university
>best bro is also a Sup Forumsack
>he's slowly trying to redpilled his East Asian gf
>she meets a really cool guy in one of her English classes and introduces him to us
>thought he was a hipster at first because he dresses like a Victorian poet and looks like a professor (he actually pulls it off in a non-autist way)
>turns out this guy is basically a neo-Nazi with the eloquence of Jared Taylor
>he's actually one of the friendliest people I've ever met and we all become bros
>a few months later the whole Mike "dindu nuffin" Brown shit happens
>a bunch of blacks and cucks are laying on the floor in the middle of the university center breaking fire code chanting "HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT"
>upon seeing this the Victorian Nazi snaps and screams "YOU ALL LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS. GET THE FUCK UP"
>expecting people to chimp out but everyone is silent and just staring at him
>he starts shouting racial crime stats to which one of the black guys tells him if he's got a problem he can take it to the dean
>he walks away and screams "WHITE POWER" after he's far away from everyone
>everyone just kinda sits there with that "Oh shit" look
I haven't talked to him in forever, though. If you're reading this buddy, I hope you're doing well.

Don't be that way. Taking an interest is a good thing and no matter why you think you have to rag on the Americans we still cannot afford to scorn an ally.

I actually wouldn't say "most" (at least not yet). But the trend is growing.

Oh, I should've quoted only the toothbrush faggot then.

oh yeah, son. We used to listen to this in our barracks all the time when i was in the army.

did he got expelled?

Lost

Nope.The only thing that came out of it was some chick mentioned it in the school newspaper. He graduated last year, good a good job, got married, and I think he's living in a small house deep innawoods where he grows his own food and stuff. Living the dream tbqh.

Boring friends. Me and my friends often get drunk and listen to old German songs.

There's even a black guy in my university course that seems obsessed with the nazis and Hitler (as in liking them). Sometimes I wonder if we all are just hiding our power levels to each other.

>way back in middle school
>kid I'm kind've friends with is busting my balls all day
>in class, free period or something, possibly the end of the day; I just remember that we were walking around doing nothing
>then he starts on about how I'm a Jehovah's Witness (at the time, not now) in front of a bunch of girls and they started laughing at me
>turn the other cheek my fuckin' ass, bro
>kid is 1/2 jew 1/2 Italian
>"Well, at least I ain't a curly-haired JEW!!!"
>a grave look overcomes this kids face like he just walked in on his mom fucking the black mailman
>he immediately runs to the other Jewish kid in class on the verge of tears and was like "HE'S MAKING FUN OF JEWS!!!"
>other kid was a bitch and ran and got the teacher
>teach comes over, and is like what's up?
>(Crying) "HE CALLED ME A CURLY HAIRED JEW!!!"
>"YOU MADE FUN OF ME FOR BRING A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS!!"
>teacher tells me to go sit at my desk for the rest of class
>I see him on one knee, talking to the 2 other kids quietly in the corner, and afterwards rubs their heads
>flipping thru yearbook, years later, realize that the teacher was Jewish

>be Mexican
>have white friend
>black girls always flirting with us
>tell him I think black people are ugly
>he agrees
>mfw

Why are you mad at us for? Fix your country and hang the traitors.

Good taste, user.
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>desu I think I'm fine, I switched that shit asap

Cuck

What a dejavu, some frenchie a couple of days ago posted some fucked up story about how he was driving his coworkers home after a party of some sort and Erika poped up too.

I was in a russian night club and told em to play slavia. It was a bad call

>Speak to guy
>Say that I'm not racist
>Get called Reddit/nigger/kike/shitskin/mehmet/cuck for not having the same views as him
>Guy then goes on to rant about how SJWs can't handle different opinions and only argue in ad hominems

>youtube.com/watch?v=sPTGyc7ESvA
This is you :DDD

Soviets had better music tbqh
Most of the German stuff is just old Prussian shit

This, i saw that one aswell

>at a party
>a bit too tipsy
>ear twitches as I hear someone talking about guns
>join the conversation, literally everyone is bashing Americans for owning guns
>not on my watch
>say that I think Americans have got it right when it comes to guns, even 'high capacity assault rifles'
>suddenly I've got 5 people shouting abuse at me for wanting to be responsible for my own safety
>do my best to argue for guns, use police brutality, Canada, and high crimes rates regardless of guns as examples
>it's useless against 'muh feelings' and 'think of the children'
>friends see I'm getting pissed off so they drag me outside for a cigarette
"But they're communists!"
>"I know, user"
"They need to know why they're wrong!"
>"I know, user"
>have a cigarette and talk smack about the cucks inside for the rest of the evening

I got a bit of a reputation after that party. People would have hushed conversations with me about politically incorrect shit since they knew I wouldn't call them racists.

Kek'd i have done that aswell, They always get so butthurt.

>that reaction image
Gig even harder

>ninth grade
>there's a sweet pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident
>has very few friends due to her condition
>she's a fantastic artist
>my friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately
>we start to hang out outside of school
>she takes me home one day to watch a movie
>I ask her if she can show me her portfolio(she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass
>during the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom
>retrieve the big ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all her art pieces off and trash them
>leave
>the next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said "I made them look like you"
>all my friends laugh heartily
>she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fuck was wrong with us.

Free thinker detected.

>I look German
You mean you are black?

Holy shit this one were sad AF

Damn what a non white thing to do

>Belarus
>white
kek

wow.

you're a degenerate piece of a shit, worse than any fucking muslim.

congrats my jimmies are fully erect and quivering.

You probably would've been expelled if that was today.

Hi polan:b enjoying ur honorary scandi privelidge now?

>nobody recognizing this pasta.

nice job, laddies

I wish I had this professor

It's pasta you cunts

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