WHY AREN'T YOU AUSTRALIAN???

>Be Australian
>Be Electronics Technician (Trade Qualified)
>Have Worked in Mining/Oil/Gas for 10 years
>Good money, $250K AUD As an ROV Operator
>First son, Baby boy comes along
>Quit FIFO/OiL/Gas jobs and get a day job
>New Job because I dont want to be an Absent father.
>Same money, (Decreased) to Circa $140K AUD
>Work 8AM to 5PM
>TFW $3100 AUD after Tax pay check every week in Perth..

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I already am Australian

> be australian
> go outside
> you're in fucking australia

no thanks

I thought you cunts gave up on the toothepaste memememe.
Stilll funny though...

Your math is freaking me out m8

I heard Australians hate Canadians

Bumping my own threads pretty fucked.
My Missus is cooking Parmi's in the Kitchen. Obviously im gonna fuck off soon.

We do, they they combine the worst part of every Anglo nation into one truly awful anglosphere nation.

Come home Pakea

Nice Proxy....

They cant handle the Bantz

>Perth
Found the catch. You've got the best beaches in the world, but you all fly up to Bali to get AIDS and methanol poisoning, and then come home to an ice addiction. You're all convinced you're the epitome of masculinity because your lawn has sand in it, but you've never been 10ft past a Safe Space QHSSE perimeter. Average IQ makes coons look clever, and your women huff paint and fuck your unemployed friends while you're away.

No guns

My ancestors were law abiding people.

have a sage and report

What Canadian women dream about!

>working that hard
I could never do that.
>own antique store focusing on books
>some books go for upwards of 10k
>average is around $100
>other antiques are around $1k average
>usually make around 3-5k a week
>do nothing but sit around reading, while I deal with only a couple customers every day
>only occasionally look up auctions to get more stock
I just finished reading Guts. It wasn't bad. But holy shit the edge.

Only problem is, I often get a lot of retards who want to sell obvious fakes and stolen property.

Shill somewhere else son.

99 problems but the Greens/Melbourne Aint 1

That sounds great, OP, except for the part where you have to live in Australia. it's uh, y'know, a bit shit? The cost of goods and services are also at parity with the average earnings, so don't fool yourself into thinking you're actually getting ahead because I can almost guarantee that a Big Mac in Ausralia is a few thousand dollars due to import taxes.

I would have loved to stay in Perth after my travel and work. sadly my family owns a company and im the firstborn so dad is very very keen on me taking over. good money tho. probably gonna sell my shares to my siblings once the old man dies ( not soon i hope hes the coolest dude ever) and move somewhere, probably australia or SEA.

Cucknadian can't handle the bantz

And in 100 years, you're great, great grandchildren will be Muslims! YAY

Mate, go eat your parmi and get the strength back up, as your reading comprehension is failing.

I'm bagging Canada, which is not shilling but the proper order of the universe.

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we are soon to become Australian then. Probably not this years as it is a presidential election year and democrats know it would hurt their numbers.

Look to 2018 for the great firearm ban

Nice of you to keep importing my friends and cousins, m8

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I wish I could ask your email on this site because my side-Business is as an antiques dealer. Perth has alot to offer the Eastern States, wether it be Jarrah desks or Japanese pearl diver masks from broome.

Don't tell em that then fags will come here.
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DESU fucked from Work.

>99.9% outback desert

fuck that shit

>Only problem is, I often get a lot of retards

>my side-Business is as an antiques dealer

lol

>tfw dad earns 3.5 k a week working in network security after tax
>tfw somehow have to try and beat it

i cant take the HEAT

Chinese dumbass cant wait before we have a giant portrait of Moa Zedong on our parliament.

Can we be friends Australia?

whats the $3100 after drugs and hookers?

Not politics.

Have another sage.

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