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good edition

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Don't like girls

just bought a bottle of Heinz garlic mayo but I think I've been sold one with a hair trigger

the gentlest of pushes has sent the contents of the bottle all over my pizza!

Seriously the smell of my bell is utterly intoxicating. Wish you could all have a sniff.

>putting sauce on a pizza

Also kpop

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>gif
fuck off

YOU RIKE?

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not bad

Would you prefer jpeg xxx

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Google literally just calls her "Iraqi girl". Wtf?

yay

Really makes you think

I do what I fuckin want son

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GIVE GARY LINEKER'S WAGES TO THE SOLDIERS

funny how all these lefties screeching about nurses and teachers pay are the ones defending bbc wanker's massive salaries

Even Britain has magh*bis?

he doesn't get money for that you stupid fuck
I don't get paid for thinking he's a racist. In fact, I don't get paid at all

Might kill baby Charlie myself.

WE'RE ALL IN HERE

I love gymnast boys me

>literal autism

I have never touched a breast

it's good you should try it

Yeah I don't struggle to believe that

fuck off paki bastard

so about this grenfell tower business

FUCK OFF thread splitting newrunt

FUCK OFF no subject newrunt

>20 posts

um no sweaty x

>tfw TV licence fags won't fuck off

I refuse to pay for useless shit

hey, netflix have made a tv show about you lot

youtube.com/watch?v=ieHh4U-QYwU

i don't think that's her actual name

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=97034749
howling, which one of you is this?

pahahahahaha btfo

stupid paki cunt

if I wanted to browse Sup Forums I would do it myself mate

what

i won't pay it either. got another threatening letter yesterday too

top kek

boogies wife is leaving him

twitter.com/yrfatfriend/status/887011229180583938

seek psychological help

how did a man as big as him get married in the first place

reddit.com/r/boogie2988/comments/6o6p13/boogie_disclosing_your_personal_relationship/

big fan of reddit cucks

The gfs

You want to kill my dong?

Gary Lineker got paid almost 2 million quid to talk about football sometimes and then spend the rest of his time having a cat fight with Piers Morgan about niggers

Starting to understand why people like communism desu

>gf cheated on me
>told me the next day
>really regrets it, seemingly

should I cuck or not?

>Today, I was lucky--I boarded & the flight took off without incident
it didn't tilt too far onto her side then

is this a french expression
i'm not aware of it

What's the difference between Slovenia and Slovakia?

cuck what?

Slovakia is shit. Slovenia is not.

mate wut r ye doing get out

of the relationship that is. you're perfectly welcome to stay in the thread

basically

very mean

myself

:3

Hmmm I wonder if Siobhan is the good looking one or the plain one.

oh i misread that as dog
are you bent son?

not really i'm trying to help

Sauce?

Any Stone Roses fans here?

>myself
then no. dump the traitorous bitch and cut all contact with her. no second chances with adultery.

terrible name
still can't believe after all these years it's pronounced "shiv-on"

they look slavic, that's all i know

yes

shiv-awn actually

s-stop

Any self harm fans here?

Have had this problem a couple times but mostly cuz I'm a big fucking tank of a man. Legs too long for the seats I can afford as well. People don't really seem to mind too much if they can see you actively trying to not be a bother or if you simply apologise to them and ask if they have any ideas for how to minimise their discomfort.

knew a girl with that name everyone pronounced it "shub-an"

aaahhh you know what i mean

I-I'm fine thanks I don't want help

>adultery
Fucking hell Rasheed, want to give her a public lashing as well while you're at it?

If she's anything above 7/10 and you have no other current prospects and you get regular sex, you may as well fuck her until you're bored of her.

Too late mate all respect gone. You don't fall on an erect dick

sure

wonder if siobhan is the white one or the ugly one

hmmm

biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers 5:11-31
huh, interesting...

adultery sounds better than cheating. just trying to improve the jf's vocab.

It's "muh gaelic" spelling, s followed by any vowel = sh, and bh = v.

ok
stop posting that shite in my thread then

>not just asking the person at check-in to give you the exit seat

t. cuck

Why would anyone pronounce it that way? it's not even spelled that way

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reading Evola again lads

WHO IS THIS

t. sexless virgin

Don't EVER tell me what to do

youtube money + goldigging

No. Break up and give her the buzz cut to punish her like based Germanics would do.

>Very rare for so numerous a population is adultery, the punishment for which is prompt, and in the husband's power. Having cut off the hair of the adulteress and stripped her naked, he expels her from the house in the presence of her kinsfolk, and then flogs her through the whole village. The loss of chastity meets with no indulgence; neither beauty, youth, nor wealth will procure the culprit a husband.
- Tacitus

xD

Absolutely seething eh mate?

haha

have wanked 3 times in the last 3 hours

I fucking hate woodlice so fucking much wish they'd just FUCK OFF OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE

any Ed Sheeran fans here?

you're clearly not from up north :D