Are Muslims allowed to masturbate?

Are Muslims allowed to masturbate?

I dunno, but Satania is shit, just like her show

Are Costa Ricans?

No, that's why "dude just blow yourself up and you will immediately get to bang 72 of your very own virgins" works so spectacularly well. Not only are they not allowed to masturbate, they are usually kept seperate from their own mothers / sisters and are told they are whores. They have little to no interaction with women at all. Young Muslims are a cum/dynamite filled powder keg waiting to explode all over our faces.

In the closet, so Allah doesn't see

yes

VERY rude

Yes

>cum filled powder keg waiting to explode all over our faces
h-hot

satania a shit

lel ofc not

Depends which scholar you ask. Some say no, others say "if it prevents you from doing something worse" others say yes.

No, that's why they rape little boys and goats.

Its not explicity forbidden. People use a verse and it extend it to masturbation.

>allowed concubines
>not allowed to masturbate

this really gets the noggin joggin

No, but we do it anyway.

Muslims, what's the reasoning behind this?

tbhdesu not even christians are allowed to masturbate

satania a shit

Why fap when you can choose whom to fuck?

all those weebs with shit taste
watching this kind of shit superficial anime

yes we are, we just are not allowed to do so when god tells us to impregnate our wives in stead
in other words foregoing reproduction in favor of masturbation is forbidden

Good anime makes bad memes.

>yes we are
say wut?
nigga are you using "Nulla poena sine lege" on this?

Interesting

still
some shit are very overrated while some masterpieces are very underrated

>some masterpieces
like what?

boku no pico

sabe

>tfw my Muslim friend told me he was going to go masturbate after we texted

w-was he hinting something?

>tfw there will never be a dvd release

You need to report him to his parents because he might be gay.

Yes. A Turkish ruled Cyprus.

Well if equal numbers of males and females are born and one guy gets 4 wives....then three guys will have to release the pressure and homosexuality is Haram....so masturbation must be halal.

Holy shit that explains why muslims are so violent

Now I understand why Varg and the NÅRTHEN BRATHAS want people to stop masturbating

Really makes you think......

>not even christians are allowed to masturbate
Technically we just aren't supposed to spill our seed on the ground while screwing. No woman no sin.

they also marry their sisters and cousins

He doesn't talk to his parents
He's Shia and doesn't really like Turkey

we're also told to "respect our bodies because they're our temples"
edging all the time isn't good for your prostate, and if it's not good = sin

then again you can just repent and confes---o wait you can't, you're not catholic masturb race

>sisters
Oh I fucking wish I can marry my little sister since it's not allowed in Islam.

middle easterners do it all the time, especialy Kurds

>edging all the time isn't good for your prostate, and if it's not good = sin
Blowing your load in a tissue isn't edging.

>No bandage shot

What the fuck?

No....but.

Probably from their pagan's influences since ancient Egypt religion and Zoroastrianism allowed incest after all.

Is eating pussy halal?

Canibalism is mental illness, user.

100%

speak for yourself broski

Sorry....

Dumb fucking anime posters.

I want to be punished by her.

nice. she needs a cigarette in her hand though.

fukin degenerate

she looks wierd

encourages you to take a woman instead of staying a KHHV

no but sucking dick is
women are pigs eating pigs is haram

Why are Muslims so bitter?

is boipussy halal?

just back from /e/

fkn saved

Definitely not, but if you become an apostate, the rest of us have no such prohibitions.

Depends, if it saves you from comitting bigger sin then yes.
I do it anyways doe

>doe
Kill yourself.

Western animation will NEVER get close to this