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anime
fell over in the club and hit my head on the bar haha
im out of touch
someone come and see dunkirk with me please
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only if we frot sweetie xo
considering moving in with this 62 ear old woman i have been banging and going on dates with. she always gives me loads of money, she has a massive house, said she doesn't mind if i bring girls my own age back, not sure how i'd explain it to the girls though hahaaha. she's rich af and really chill
posted in old thread but had to leave. will reply this time
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reckon i drink more water a day than anyone in here 2bqh
Got a steak and ale pie in the oven lads
pics of her x
>she always gives me loads of money, she has a massive house, said she doesn't mind if i bring girls my own age back, not sure how i'd explain it to the girls though hahaaha. she's rich af and really chill
hnnnggg
reckon i consume more semen per day than anyone in here 2bqh
made a game of my favourite /brit/ gimmick
wtf
how do I achieve this & pics please
(((hmmm)))
howling
Can we please build a wall through the Atlantic so the yanks can't export all their retarded political and cultural zeitgeist here anymore?
tell them she's your mum
Do you guys know Drachenlord*?
*editor's note: Drache is German for dragon
HE FELL OVER THE BAR STU
post her wrinkled feet pls
Have you heard of the high elves?
going to kill myself
nah not posting her pics here haha. i was a male escort, but only for like two months, and she was only my fourth client, she said she'd pay me regularly to stop whoring myself out to randoms
yeah this was my first instinct but then you still have to tell a bird you're bringing her back to your mums
*willingly has 8 shots of tequila and then takes you to court for rape despite the fact we were both equally drunk*
heh that'll learn ya
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all the best
would rather you didnt x
pasito pasito
suave suavecito
no he didnt fall over the bar. he fell through it, you mong.
blue pints
Haven't had a cigarette in 2 days. Haven't quit just can't afford them.
mixed fruit pints
>leftists trying to legalise noncery
definitive proof they are mentally ill
Trash anime
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source or bullshit
leftists are inferior beings
>he doesn't roll-ups for roughly twenty pence per cigarette rather than 60p+ for the privilege of a machine rolling it for you
wish mosley hadn't resigned from labour
el chileno
its good
might start a new religion based around the work of roal dahl
spooky
could work
No
ban islam
fucking evil bastards the lot of them
Roll ups are too small and I can't be bothered actually rolling them
>too small
not an argument
Marcel should leave gabbie
Amber is fucking mint
*bans islam*
problem solved lads
is that a sausage?
its literally the typical vapid fanservice laden generic slice of life shit puked out every season. bet you think eromanga is good too
i love them both
>roll ups
cringe
urine is VERY dark, going to make an effort to drink lots of water tomorrow
some really fit birds at work lads
Why not start right now :)
some really fit lads at work lads
do not give a shit about politics
can't get a student loan because i'm a white guy lads
shall be heeming you if i ever see you walk within 5 meters of me, king runt
banning typhus won't get rid of the rats
Iconic track
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same
too bad they're 17 and 18 lmao
Pondering going to bed early and don't want to wake up needing to piss in the middle of the night desu
Well, how did I get here?
some really fit lads at work girls
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aha me neither so how about that celebrity love island?
vote labour then
Tried to apply for a bursary but I'm not black or disabled so I got rejected
some really fit work at lads girls
can't think of an entertaining post to make
need a willy up my bum x
just caught these lads on cctv
criminal masterminds
would any of you live with a 62 year old who paid you to be neet in return for companionship? it honestly seems way better than my life now, but i dont want to be trapped haha
little piece of my inner lip just came out wtf
just use a catheter like me
**poor enough to deserve one
That's a face I could fuck
janitor
>tfw no kaiserreich style totalist mosley led britain
C A K E
A
K
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not watched it
will you marry me?
what happens if you roll over onto the bag and it pops
hello
johnny knoxville uses a catheter and his dick doesnt work. not sure if many people know that but there you go
gonna have to think about that one
who is johnny knoxville
My favourite authors include Neil Gaiman, Tolkien, Dostoyevsky, JD Salinger, and others.
he just got stupid and arrogant and tried to do things outside the system.
if he hadn't resigned from labour over the memorandum he would've been a shoe-in for future PM
When will we stop teaching lies in schools?
>going to work until i'm 70
just fucking END it lads
gonna start putting some money away for a private pension i reckon
what topic are you really interested in for seemingly no reason?
got a particular interest in the history and modern use of motorised infantry and motor vehicles in war
he is an american actor who rose to fame through his TV series jackass.