THIS CHRISTMAS

[Robert Price]

THIS CHRISTMAS

[Nicholas Powell]

A MAN

[Asher Green]

WITH BIG DICK

[Ryan Hughes]

BY THE NAME OF

[Carson Perez]

ROB SCHNEIDER

[Aiden Sanders]

IS A SHOE

[Adam Richardson]

>ballroom blitz starts playing

[Nicholas Ramirez]

*panning shot of New York at sunrise*

[Xavier Morris]

HOLOCAUST?

[Samuel Hernandez]

FROM THE PEOPLE THAT BROUGHT YOU

[Carter Hall]

BUT NOW

[Gavin Martinez]

ITS KEKTIME FOR HITLER AND GERMANY

[Carson Allen]

BUT ONE DAY EVERYTHING CHANGED

[Juan Thomas]

part TOO

[Tyler Butler]

BY THE PRODUCERS OF BOYHOOD

[Adrian Turner]

COMES THE FEMINIST REBOOT WE NEEDED

[John Flores]

FEATURING

[William Murphy]

SAM HYDE

[Jack Rogers]

AS BLACK JEWISH MOZART

[Connor Taylor]

AND THE VOICE OF KEVIN SPACEY

[Kevin Butler]

WITH A NEW TWIST

[Jayden Roberts]

TRAPS ARE GAY

[Evan Cook]

BASED ON THE RESULTS OF OUR MARKET TESTING

[James Garcia]

YOU ARE GAY TOO

[Parker Miller]

OY VEY GOYIM