/sino/ - 中文

早上 Edition

>Learning resources
pastebin.com/KpgEG6G9

>Recommended Movie/TV Series:
movie.douban.com/tv/#!type=tv&tag=国产剧&sort=rank&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Literal Chinese cartoons:
bangumi.bilibili.com/guochuang/
ac.qq.com/event/cartoon2016/index.html

>Chinese Manga:
ac.qq.com/
u17.com/

>Online Novels
qidian.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2103302/23-heartwarming-stories-china-will-make-you-smile
youtube.com/watch?v=F0Vgjm6U7hk
youtube.com/watch?v=Kaa-qDNwm7o
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

First for niggers are not welcomed in east asia and needs to be slaughtered as soon as possible

>Hello user,
>I am Cuckoo from Suzhou, China. I am resonsible for recruiting foreign english teachers for our 4 schools in Suzhou.

I didn't even apply to be an English teacher.

any of y'all watched In the Name of the People?
my chinese isn't that good so i need subs, but they're hard to find.

want to watch the series though

Winston in here?

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that's supposed to be taiwan? lol

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大家好

为什么现在中国年轻人都在读日轻?

RIP 齊柏林

不是跟其它的东亚年轻人一样吗

現在風向變了,年輕人都喜歡吹起點踩日輕,這幾年的日輕感覺也確實沒以前有意思了

why did winston delete his post

Maybe if you weren't so lazy you could watch it with just the chinese subs and a dictionary.

>heading to Shenzhen for the day with friends
>get to border
>realise I forgot passport
>have to go the whole way back to HK Island to get it
>friends have no mobile signal or data in shenzhen so may not be able to contact them

Why am I so retarded bros

Chui fan le ma?

A while ago yes, recently the light novel just feels like qidian light novel with stuff like:
I go to some old shit era and I am cool as fuck because technology and modern memes
I am cool and strong as fuck for no reason
I train hard within 2 pages and now I'm strong as fuck

Fuck china

Hello senpaitachi

A!岛!完!了!

有没有单讲普通话的人在学或想学方言的吗?

Fuck you

备胎岛都上不去
要玩

>7012年
>A島

>mfw i have komica

where is a good place for chink shows/films SUBBED?

no ssibal

look at this poor turk's computer

Tell me about China.

How is the pollution these days?
Is food quality getting better?
Why does it seem like half of China wants to move to HK?
How much can you critisize the government without having an informative talk with the police afterwards?

Also, tell me crazy shit about China no foreigner knows.

>23 Heartwarming stories from China that will make you smile

>5. Chinese man marries a white girl

scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2103302/23-heartwarming-stories-china-will-make-you-smile

Is this shit so rare that it makes national news in China?

Are there any historical buildings and stuff left on Taiwan by the Dutch? Like how on Macau there is still some stuff from the Portuguese.

Komica sucks, they don't even have porn boards

>mfw taiwanese hypocrite fucked up our site
delet dis
>pic related
you don't need a chinese to respond, you already knew the answer

japanese girl added me 6 times on wechat, I blocked her and refused her invitation 7 times, she is racist because she is japanese

You should watch the movie cuckboy

Fuck china
And fuck Chinese people
Hope all burn in hell

I love mexico now

>7120年
>a主席万岁!祝a主席万寿无疆!

Can anyone tell me what this says

Isn't porn illegal over there officially anyway?

Here you go:
对不起,我不会说中文

how to type cantonese, 请教育我

Why would HKers go to Shenzhen? It's a miserable shithole

cheaper stuff? beaches?

LMAO!
not illegal, but we can't post it on our Sup Forums

peru? are you okay peru? tell me what you did today peru, i need to assess your mental health peru, let me know ASAP peru

peru?

he posted cuckporn and got b& again

>miserable shithole
So it's like Hong Kong?

Do you know meaning of kaesekki?

peru? do you miss her peru? will you go to seoul to see her peru?

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Oh wow thanks for nothing nip
Really helpful

does anybody remember takahiro?

whatever happened to that guy?

Ni Chi Fal Lyo Ma?

Oh dear

Peru, listen to me peru, you need to take your meds peru, I don't like seeing you like this peru, do it for me peru, do it for cindy peru. She wouldn't want you acting out like this peru, will you go to korea to see her peru? you need ot pull yourself together if you are peru.

Peru?

No
"I really like classical artistic mode"
here you go

hong kong has more going for it though

fuck her, I have deleted all her pictures
probably she likes only white men

Peru, don't think like this peru, you may still yet have a chance peru, peru you must go to korea and confess your love to her in person peru, it is the only way to get over her peru

peru?

Fat British sex tourists with their catalog wife on a stopover and pakis?

Damn… are you the nice taiwan person?
Just wanted to say keep being nice taiwan flag thanks

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Bits of it like OCT Loft are breddy cool.

Also lots of electronics.

Had a very shit day though, everything went wrong that could possibly go wrong. Back home now drinking beer to take the edge off.

Borderline AL CO HOLIC

Yeah this tsingtao is some strong stuff I tell you what

Literally all over Youtube with subs

A study released today showed that all forms of air pollution peaked in the 1995-2010 period, and have since fallen nearly 30%.

Still shit though

there's no proof of that peru. you know she has a gook boyfriend peru. peru you must take her away from that dork with the small penis peru. peru you must show her you're a big shot trader in peru with your own factories and personal driver, and you can cook your own food and your mother is important and jewish peru. peru you must buy an LV bag for her and bring it to her in seoul peru while confessing your love to her peru. you must learn a Kpop love song and sing it to her and give her roses while doing it peru. you will surely win her over in seoul if you do that peru

peru?

>order skipskipbenben and boyz&girl cd
>it's the Chinese maybe mars releases with plebby simplified characters

Ugh!!! That's not how I like my TAIWANESE music

>Be diaspora
>Forced to eat shitty british food everyday
>Grown 50kg within 3 years

I used to be a skinny fuccboi but now I'm just another pile of fat

Ummmm you could have easily kept up your chinky diet

Hard to do when these shitty electric stoves takes 10 mins to boil water for pasta not to mention heating a work
Plus the types of spices available are really limited.

Should have moved to australia

2much competition there

Can I have your sister's Wechat

Only child
Thank one child policy for that

what's your job zhang

Student and professional procrastinator

Why do Chinese people leave China so much?
Is it because of the Communism?
If so why isn't their mass immigration from Belarus, Cuba, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos????

Is China more authoritative or something?

Getting her wechat won't do you much. She gets dozens of requests everyday.

What you need is my recommendation to her for you.

But that doesn't come cheap.

What do you have to offer for my recommendation?

it's you again
just give me some your ATM scam money

There is quite a bit of emigration from those countries.

It's just that there's literally 10 times as many chinese as people from all those other countries combined.

Do I look like an ATM to you?

it's not your money anyway, share some

>ATM scam money

redpill me

Chinese diaspora are only 80-90 million. Most are from the 1800's. Maybe 300'000 leave each year.

That's out of the 1.5 billion chinks in chinaland

Also, Vietnam has massive emigration

There population actually fell from 1975-1981

wonder why

shit standard of living

我要汉人的妻子。如果我买一个房,如果我许诺不工作她,就我成功吗?

Its worth a shot

lets trigger malaysia chinese
youtube.com/watch?v=F0Vgjm6U7hk

What the fuck is that terrifying shit

>why do so many Chinese emigrat-

幹!是印尼賤種!

真不明白,存心成為馬來種的印尼福建人 為什麼還要硬套個華人名頭。明明華人的那些印記都丟的差不多了,怎麼還那麼臭美自稱orang cina。

我也不想說什麼大漢主義的大話,但是”作為華人“這件事對他們賤種來說,難道只剩下“過新年拿紅包“,”寒酸吝嗇小氣“,等等 各种刻板印象?

继续

环顾四周,无论是泰国 印尼 还是新加坡,只要是福建人为主华人群体的无不拼命割裂汉人身份。

也只有和香港同属英殖民的马来亚 华社,能被广东占上风(别跟我说马来亚 华人人口 福建人比广东人多。看看今天这里的中文媒体,除了华语、广东话,还有没有福建话的?)。也正因此,我们今天才能还有中文教育。

而且就算是马来亚,在福建人占多的槟城 北方一带,华文中学也会面对经营困难。反看吉隆坡 中马 一带广东人的地头,华文中学蒸蒸日上,逾两千人的中学有十数间。

chinese girls make white stuff come out of my dick

youtube.com/watch?v=Kaa-qDNwm7o

Sexpat white fuccboi wants my ATM scam money and women?

No way

>sexpat

wish i were one

>Literally all over Youtube with subs
i checked maybe a couple of weeks ago and none had english subs

I know you do