Who was the best DS9 character and why was it Garak?

Who was the best DS9 character and why was it Garak?
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Hol up hol up.
Who is Singor Data I know Signor Data though.

Best DS9 character was SisQooo (MacDaddy PiMPiN' Supreme) from the Al to the PHA Quadrant my nucka, straight up and down.

well /trek/, Flotter or Trevis?

these guys in the robot suits

YOU'RE ON THE WRONG STATION WHITEBOI

Hey.. BOY!

This ain't no colored neighborhood, ya hear?

What did you say there ya anglo-saxon scum ?

Helm, set a course for my fully visible nipples and areolae.

lol

Wuhwuzzat cyclops?

CAN'T HEAR YA' ALL THE WAY BEHIND THAT SILENCAH!

DOCTOR!

I need to see talk to you in "My Body Is" Ready Room!

>Computer, generate a copy of Dr Crusher
>Simulate Dr Crusher as 9 months pregnant
>Increase arousal by 600%, aggression by 2000% and nipple sensitivity by 800%
>For every every 10ml of breast milk removed, increase total amount by 20ml
>Lock doors and begin sending a video message to all decks.
>Oh, I almost forgot, disable safety protocols.

You're not me! Captain, I suggest the thread be biometric ally scanned to root out any doppelgangers sent by the Founders!

>Bond Kira
>not Best Kira

see now that's what i keep thinking. well not that exactly but what if you wanted to do something so degenerate on the holodeck that if somebody found out they would be morally obligated to report it. There are no rules on holodeck use! I find that incredibly odd.

Did anyone else want to hatefuck Kira? I swear to god all she needed was a good dicking and she wouldn't have been near as annoying

Kek

Go away Dukat. Not hatefucking Kira is the one thing you did wrong.

>well not that exactly
What ever you say, dude.

that's non-ionizing radiation not an EMP you twut

id share a bottle of kanar with damar

The Quickening was probably the single best non-plot episode of DS9.

And if you had an EMP I'd tell you to set it off and see but you don't so you're going to have to make do.

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>implying there would be anything left in the bottle after Damar is done with it

thats hot !

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Do spoonheads have spoony cocks?

TNG on BBC America is comfy af tbqh

Didn't realize they played it this frequently until like a month ago

watching the voyager episode where they get stuck in proximity of a planet at super speed evolution

so good

I always loved Broccoli

they got croc dicks

Which episode is that?

I imagine that they're retractable.

Cardassian dick expert here.

No. They are normal penises, but they are sheathed until the time of sexual arousal. Then when they come out they just look like a regular dick, but scaled and pinkish grey, and the head is more pointed than round, and running down the center of the shaft on the underside is a ridge that resembles the ridges on their neck. The ridges flush darker with arousal.

I hate myself.

>MIIILLLLEEESSSS?!?! Have you seen my Iconian Incendiary Ivy?

>When you're a tranny RPing as a woman that finds homosexual buttsex attractive

We should have a dance thread when he gets b& for shitposting.

Did this episode make anyone else feel kinda funny?

>How much am I bid for this fine Vulcan riding vole? Bids start at one strip of Gold pressed gold

>when you are an unattractive woman who finds butsex attractive and gets mistaken for a transsexual who pretends to be a woman on the internet who finds buttsex attractive

whose team you do like?

bashir+o'brian
or
tuvok+neelix

i like both but id have to go team tuvix

It's a shame how under-utilized the Orions are.

They are underused but they are so iconic to Trek for some reason. Why is that?

TOS meme.

Futurama S04E11

Classic episode.

filename lol

but fo real I just watched that episode earlier and seeing all of them out of makeup blew my mind

this barclay meme must've been ziplocked cuz that shit is still
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7/9

MOVE OVER ALIEN RACES

Let me show you my Sharigan

why do you have this image

Can anyone else see Weyoun being played by Rob Lowe? I almost thought it was Lowe at first

you must be joking. Weyoun+Dukat is best team

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>Deanna how are you doing that when both of your hands are-
>MOTHEEEEER
>What? I saw you kids having a good time and decided to stop by and say hello.
>You snuck up on us!
>Well I was going to say something but you were just so in the moment that it seemed like a shame to interrupt.
>Then what do you call touching my husband like that?
>I got tired of waiting for you to notice me.
>Hello to you too, madam ambassador.

dukat is shit and clone lives dont matter.

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you take that back

Remember that Dukat is a globalist leech that sold his culture out to the Dominion. Damar is the hero Cardassia deserves.

Reminder that that was after Dukat was character assassinated because the writers felt he was too sympathetic and likeable.

>globalist

he sold out his whole planet you fuckwit change it to galactist or some shit

Reminder that Garak isn't capable of loving anything but Cardassia, and even then what he loves isn't the real Cardassia but rather a facsimile of it from his memories

>Cardassian Empire
>No emperor ever mentioned

>Romulan Empire
>no emperor ever mentioned
>Klingon Empire
>no emperor for centuries

I guess you could say the Orion Syndicate are criminally underused **:^)**

K A N A R W I T H D A M A R

Neither did the Klingons, the Universal Translator probably picked that word as meaning "Species what conquered other species" like in the phrase "British Empire".

Britain was an empire.
Victoria was the empress of India, although the Indians often weren't impressed.

>Cardassian Union
>no collective bargaining/workers' association

memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Cardassian_Union

The Klingons have an emperor, he's just a figurehead at this point and the High Chancellor rules the Empire.

but the british empire didn't have an emperor for centuries

>An empire is defined as "an aggregate of nations or people ruled over by an emperor or other powerful sovereign or government, usually a territory of greater extent than a kingdom,

Step it up

For your future trap thread shitposting mein niggas

>Runabout
>Doesn't have any legs

>Attention Folks, Crew, Folks, this is acting Captain Ensign Neddie Spacegoon, my plan to destroy the Borg Queen with a suicide squad composed of Eccles with a bucket of water was a success. I am now declaring myself Acting Borg Queen Captain Ensign Neddie M. Spacegoon. The First. Of One. Regina.

>Photon torpedoes
>They're actually made of matter

If Lwaxana is an empath and can read minds / sense feelings, why is she oblivious to the fact she makes every single person around her embarrassed or uncomfortable?

She doesn't care. She enjoys emotionally molesting people.

>The Maquis are a bunch of irresponsible hotheads!
>These hotheads are responsible for the bombing of the Bok'Nor
What did Bitcheyev mean by this?

that's why she does it
she's an alpha female

This. She's an IRL troll that can tell when she successfully trolled people, and she's got DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY and she's basically royalty on Betazed so literally nobody is allowed to call her for her shit.

>Vidiian Sodality
>No christian symbols or crosses

How did they get those spots on Jadzias boobs?

Tattoos

>photon
>not matter

Funny how they could still hit the doctor

>but muh forcefields

Sorry forcefields use energy to confine or manipulate matter, not the other way around

>tfw you're too smart to make any kind of sense

Mirror Vedek Bareil was such an alpha.

is this show any good/funny at all/watchable?

>Travel to alternate dimension and use gun to take hostage and threaten her with death the entire time
>She decides to not press charges and sucks his dick later as thanks
I thought they cured mental illness in the future

>I thought they cured mental illness in the future

When will these stupid meme die?
Mental illness still exists, it's the ratio of diagnoses to actual confirmed illness is lowered because of advances in neuroscience and brain imaging.

Fucking Degenerates

If you liked the Dirk Gently books / radio series / other TV show, or Nu-Doctor Who then you'll love this.

If not, it's a very strange sci-fi / dark comedy / murder mystery and has to be seen to be believed. And it's a standard plot device for Dirk Gently to throw loads of apparently unrelated shit at you really quickly then bring it all together before the end, so I really did mean "very" strange.

So does that mean trill have spotted vaginas?

sort of got a naked gun vibe looking at this .webm

thanks for the run-down, i realized i saw the trailer for this on bbc right after asking about it because i realized that guy was elijah wood with a moustache

Can't cure being a woman

Vedek Bareil's action figure is the only I still have trouble finding in the box in mint condition.

NRFB?

yes, and with the card corners likely undinged, no fraying or foxing, no price tags