Mfw cute estonians try to escape my basement

>mfw cute estonians try to escape my basement

you are sick in the head, end your life already disgusting weebnigger

I called to UN

You always post in my thread, I think you really love me for some unknown reason.

UN is powerless against love

The Nag

hello where are the Russian catboys

Are netherlanders good as sexual slaves?

Theoretically how would one trick an Estonian into their basement?

What a gay thead

He's not Dutch, I think it's that homoTurk

You can promise him that you will love him forever. And you better keep it that way.

The Russians deserved communism.

You deserved Sup Forums memes

I can bring you communion.

I've tried that but they keep running away

Bad thread.

You can force them, they like to be dominated.

You love it, don't you?

No. Estonians are proud and powerful, this thread makes them look bad.

I'll keep that in mind

You only make yourself look slutty and not bad.

Don't listen to those lies.

I am the least slutty person. I've never done anything lewd and never will.

>Implying your commie blocks have basements

good joke Sasha

>permavirgin

They actually do have basements. They're communal basements, but they still are

I wouldn't know. And slavery is bad, you know?

I'm not homo..

So you're telling me everyone gets to use the sissy Estonian boys?

Communism may not be that bad after all

>Implying I don't have a countryhouse which most Russians have because they are 5 times cheaper than flats
Silly silly anglo boy

>Flats
>Not apartments

Sasha I like you, Russia is truly greatest ally

Estonians don't have sissy boys, stop listening to lies!

>mfw I see the Sachiko

Wanna be mine? I will take good care of you!

Ivan, we're not cute anime girls
But sometimes I wish we were.

>tfw no sissy eesti bf

You can't bap this Kong

:)

No, you're dangerous, I can't trust you.

you've crossed the line here tovarishch

your post-soviet shithole is going down

no one baps the sach

You can! Perfectly safe, I promise!

...

It's not. You're trying to lure me into a trap for some evil purpose.

Love isn't really an evil purpose, user

but they do

How do I know you're not just using my desperate desire for love to capture me and do awful things?

What the fuck is that thing?

Estonian rapper

this is how I imagine every esti poster

I'm not that yandere user, I'm just telling you to go with it if your heart so desires.
Just call the police in advance.

Be a good boy and obey me and there will be no need for you to shiver like a little girl! My love is pure, but your heart is not, I will change you for the good.

I thought russians hated gays

My heart is absolutely pure. You would probably change me into some filthy lusty creature and use my desires to enslave me. I won't let that happen.

Fuck anime

You are wrong. I won't let you to ruin you own life you slut! I will make you ONLY MINE!

I don't like how this yandere dirty talk makes me feel.

And how will you do that? I would ever let only someone I love do things to me. I will never let myself become unpure.

hi where are the russian bois for me to love

You are unpure, and I, as your dedicated lover, must save you. You love me, and I love you! Quit acting silly.

Depends on who you are.

I'm a nice person who loves qt russians

What makes me unpure and how would you save me?

I-i will let you love me on one c-condition.
P-please... Invest in our economy, sempai!

*loves you anyway*

I would show you true love, not your stupid lewding! Only pure love with cuddles and psychological dominance! Don't you want to be submissive little husband to your dominant motherly wife?

this thread made me love putin, hope he ban anime soon

P-please th-think about starving russians!
D-don't force yourself onto me yet!

I'd rather think about qt Russian bois being qt near me

He already kinda did. Hentai is considered unsafe material here, so Roskomnadzor blocks the shit out of it.

Don't be so harsh Poland! Love Russia in all forms!

P-please... Be gentle...

...

(Still though, think about all the possibilities the blooming russian economy could show you!)

Imagine if the economic transition in the 90's hadn't been so pants on head retarded

Do you like shota?

It's because leaders who pushed a slow turn to capitalism died. Most of Soviet leaders at that time were old as all hell and the only ones left were inexperienced people like Yeltsin. It could have been better, but at least it's not a total shitshow anymore.

>but at least it's not a total shitshow anymore.
Still makes me sad desu

Are you implying that all estonians are shotas?

Some of them are.

Yup. Who knows though, we might pull an economic miracle out of our asses once (or if) we get an efficient government.

(︵)

What's the plan once Putin dies? It doesn't seem like there's a replacement for him

we are strong baltic knights you can't contain us!

RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
They will probably pull the same shit like with Yeltsin. Putin also was a nobody before he essentially appointed him as an heir to the russian throne. So the next president will probably be someone who stayed in shadows up until now.
Or, you know, we might actually have a revolution, but I'm not hoping for it.

>
> RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
What did he post??

>but I'm not hoping for it
Neither am I. It'd kill a lot of people. And there's the nukes so that's bad

He was an estonian who unwillingly came to a russian rape dungeon. I just warned the poor guy.

Whoa, that is exactly what I've dreamed of. This must be some trick, how do you know so precisely what I desire?
Are you monitoring me somehow?

Same Russian anime poster with same pics.SOSI XUI PIDORAS.

> He was an estonian who unwillingly came to a russian rape dungeon. I just warned the poor guy.
Ayтизм

/thread

aren't you lost russian territory?

*steals your bf*

I know you better than you may ever think.

We're in a slow decline anyway. Either way the future is pretty grim for us, that scares me to shit.

NTR!

Кaк чтo-тo плoхoe

It's the same everywhere that matters

C кeм нe бывaeт

Da ! Now he's mine and thinks of me when he kisses you !

NO

You're buffing! That was just a lucky guess. A very correct and precise one but still.