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comrade corbyn edition

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the sticks and stones have broken my bones

Giving into depression

I sometimes become overwhelmed by the futility of life and senseless brutality in the world, but then I remember I'm English and have a whole pack of milk choc hobnobs for lunch with a large mug of extra strong tea and will spend the rest of the day smoking weed and wanking in comfortable surroundings.

kill the mexifart with fire

*nicks your knickers*

I've never been happy. Never will be. It's fundamentally impossible for me.

Time to sink or fly

After my trial is over, I'm either going to join a bookclub and move out
Or I'm slitting my wrist

just realised the children dying in africa could have eaten the bone marrow in the lamb chops I had earlier

what a wicked world we live in

tried the love of a good woman?

good morning.

I'm gay

Just given notice that I'll be hanging up the towel for good to Mr. Noseberg

>tfw your parents have given up on you & now accept you're a failure & will never have a girlfriend.

no the drugs don't work, they just make you worse, but I know I'll see your face again

Acted nice on the internet and someone replied by calling me nice

we must preserve the cultural and ethnic character of our country, keep strong borders, oppose multiculturalism and mass immigration, and keep strong national and traditional values*

*applies only to Israel

Discuss

i agree because i was almost killed by a dog when i was 5

Creating these posts to pass the time on the journey to my inevitable demise

>to not get acid thrown in your face, you need to live a boring life, have a 9-5 and not go to any parties
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dumb fucking nigger, how do people like this exist

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coz baby ooooooooooo (sha la la la la la)

on one hand, I want pakipoo to kick it because it's the natural conclusion and one less paki is always a good thing
on the other hand, I enjoy the schadenfreude of reading his fuck-ups
either way, his suffering is entertaining so I'll take it however it comes

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think living like tim would be a delight, just living in total delusion and bliss

>when he doesn't drink tea with the crumpets that took you all day to make

mong

...

just done a bit of DIY

left school at 16

I'm now 20 and have been NEET ever since

Lift your feels

POST FUCKING MACHINES

get schooled

The average woman has about 100 partners by 25

Playing dead so Mr. Noseberg will leave me be

It's all so pointless. What a waste of time.

go back and do the british equivalent of year 12 at least, I'm the exact same as you

graduate in november and straight to uni

he's an old b3tard isn't he

PFM

Agreed. Though pet dogs are fine

yr 12 is yr 12 here too

Sent 50 IOTA

fat bent neet?

just remember it literally cannot last forever

no

hate education and just any work in general

Completed year 12, but on the final stretch completed one (1) final exam of six (6).

crossing the rubicon and the waters are rising

this is the end for me

then you deserve fuck all in life so stop complaining

fuck off julius caesar

Thinking about shutting down my laptop & go to bed lads. I got tired eyes.

on the wrong side of the tracks lads

If only you drank water instead of sugary drink,

only ate fruit instead of candy.

If only you said to your parents "Sorry, you're right" when they were angry with you,

only agreed this one time instead of being a smart-ass.

If only you took the stairs, not the elevator,

only shut up when the teacher talked.

If only you've done you homework before playing video games,

only said "no" to that cigarrete.

If only you went to talk to her when you saw her on the bus,

only let it go when she rejected.

If only you didn't listen to they're mocking when you said "NoFap",

only didn't went with them after that to a beer.

If only you took a cold shower,

only understood that porn is disgusting.

Then your life have been diffrent for you right now.

The change is small but powerful. What stops you from changing today? Remember - "Suffer today, to rejoice tommorow". Fight the good fight and stay strong!

wish i could decipher the Israelis cryptic posts

>and one less paki is always a good thing
Agreed

I hate myself and there's nothing I can do about that for the most part

suffering a crushing defeat

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I was bragging not complaining you autistic runt

give the NEETs bennies to the wagies

its better to burn out, than to fade away

someone snitch this jew to the janny

Good body but fuck me that nose

it's always nice to know that however much of a fuck up I am, at least I'm not a transgender paki bender sex offender

t.alt right idiot

we'll call it wagie wage

made an omelette and cracked a few eggs on the way there

not a fan of this jew spam

You know what's weird? People mock processes. People don't mock results. They laugh at a fat guy running on a treadmill. They laugh when you tell them you haven't fapped in three months. They laugh when you tell them "I don't drink" and they laugh when you tell them you won't play video games. People don't laugh at a six pack. Or benching 250 pounds. Or acquiring wealth or quick mental clarity or a lack of stress. They just wonder where you got it. Makes me think.

Who here filters Israel spammer ?

Calling it a day (forever)

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why is the quality of this image so low haha

the gf

JANNY'D

woah...

janny's had a word thankfully

filtered the swede too

it's always nice to know that however much of a fuck up I am, at least I'll know taxation is theft

>Not masturbating is progress
Nah mate you just have an addictive personality

Good post

Does anyone know the original video to this macro? It was some British school's amateur rap video. Surely someone must know it, lads. Please!

are janny saves the day once again

not sure why you ungrateful runts make fun of his constant inability to derive an income from his gainful employment in internet moderation

>the swede

there's more than one you runt

*laughs at this post*

it's against the rules to impersonate a janny mate

It's only the paki thing that bothers me

for two fucking days?

eh?

Who's more mentally ill, communists or ancaps?

Every night, I walk around the Gray Quarter and let them grey-skins know what I think of 'em.

filthy dumb tory scum

>they only blurred his lips
very interesting, very interesting indeed

really?

*they take me to the centre of the village and say nothing for 2 days*

nippy today

playing the game to appease the herd

don't give a single fucking smudgeon of a toss about your opinion mate, go fuck yourself

aldi used to sell these little vegetable stew bags. it was just like 6 little carrots, two parsnips, a small swede and an onion. it was like 80p. It was absolutely ideal, make a soup or stew to serve about 4. they stopped doing it now and you have to buy bags of all the stuff seperately and a massive swede and 3 onions and it's enough for like 15 odd servings, comes to like £2.30 odd, and nobody needs that shit. really really upset that they stopped doing them.

goth gf

Big fan of this type of picture

no one would write a post praising the janny unless they were the janny/ pretending to be him
was jaykaying

11:11 time to make a wish.