JUST

What went wrong?

jennifer lawrence is box office poison

jennifer lawrence

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not a Disney movie

idgi

Lol, if you ever leave your nest, you'd come to find that Lawrence isn't the draw she used to be both because people have seen her naked, and the fact that the public are tired of her 'rillness' shtick.

Jennifer Lawrence scratched her ass on some juju rocks and by magic it made everyone butthurt.

She cursed herself

This is actually true though

Jlaw was an attraction for a few years maybe but her personality has been seeded for so long that in many cases she's actually become the opposite. Chris Patt to a much lesser extent has similar problems but his off-screen personality is far superior to hers so it's not as prolific amongst the average audience.

Jlaw will draw much more criticism wherever she goes from now until the end of time.

Jennifer Lawrence is just a more attractive Amy Schumer- she confuses egotism for confidence.

The plot twist is that Chris Pratt intentionally sabotaged the sleep pods so he could fuck Jlaw and critics don't like that

Why didn't they just go back in the pods?

KEK that poster

B2R

meme and memer

>Jennifer Lawrence is just a more attractive Amy Schumer
this 100%. if she had been less attractive when she became famous Sup Forums would have hated her. but as it is everyone became distracted and took a while to realize it.

JLaw has no star power anymore. Once everyone saw her naked, the imagination was lost.

Jlaws a cunt who can't act is what happened.

>yfw you see the budget of the movie

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>what went wrong?

Every time

(you)

Plot from the trailer:
>Two people on a spaceship mysteriously awaken from cryo-sleep early. Together they must solve the mystery of why they were awoken early and adapt to this unexpected twist of fate that has thrown them together.

Plot from the film:
>One man on a spaceship mysteriously awaken from cryo-sleep early. Slowly going crazy from cabin fever, he obsesses over a woman still in cryo-sleep. He wakes her and tricks her into a relationship. She finds out and is understandably angry, but forgives him out of either necessity or Stockholm syndrome.
>Years later, the other passengers wake to meet the incestuous grandchildren of the couple.

Fortunately this released in the same weekend as a star wars movie, so it will disappear without a trace pretty soon.

Like all other remakes and reboots, this one was bound to fail. Trying to capture the lightning-in-a-bottle cult classic that is Rocket Man with a modern super serious take was pure foolishness. How could Meme Pratt and Jennifer "Just Like Us" Lawrence compete with the flatulent Harlan Williams and his crew? I'll bet in their attempt to "do it right this time" they neglected to include a SINGLE fart joke or even ONE outburst of autistic shrieking. When will Hollywood and hacks like Zack "The Hack" Snyder get that grim dark rehases are only pseudointellectual masturbatory schlock that only idiots enjoy? I'm sticking with the innocent yet crude humor of Rocket Man in this battle of film.

>This kills the remainder of JLaw's career

We did it bros

>thousands of women on this ship to choose from
>he wakes up Jennifer Lawrence

That's some shit taste

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it opens next week, going up against Ass Creed

Is this another "disgusting men and their wanting to fuck women" film?

I had enough of that with that robot girl movie.