Why are Mediterraneans most beautiful people?

Why are Mediterraneans most beautiful people?

We live in most beautiful part of earth. Its only natural

we are not please leave us alone go and visit portugal this summer please we don't like you and we don't want filthy guiris in here so get out now

Disgusting hairy ogres

We true are. It is a blessing to be Mediterranean.

Shush Ersan!

Don't listen to him. He's a refugee and wants Spain all for him.
Go to Spain for hot and amazing people.

Tanned Northern European beauties, especially with big thick lips and large breasts are superior to Mediterraneans.

Nords cant tan

This. they burn, not tan.

Stop this Paulo we know portugal needs more tourism please take them now we are full and we don't want guiris in here you're just as nice and spain is full

You are retarded.

Take that back

We're also full.

stop posting about things you know nothing about, 2nd worlders

there's no such thing as a tanned northern european
you guys look like tomatoes after you stay in the sun a few minutes

nords and meds are the only ones who can tan

How the fuck do you explain the northern tourists who turn into a fucking tomato?

I like how the presence of a Mediterranean seems to threaten you.

Mediterranean apes, not people

>I like how the presence of a Mediterranean seems to threaten you.
cute "argument"

liar you're not but we are see pic? Spain is full too many guiris and pretogal must take them because we don't want them here anymore

They are Brits and French or Slavs.

I'd like to be Mediterranean, thank you for make our people black, negrogal.
;_;

I'm sorry, but your paleness does not handle our sun.
A shitty comment in response to a stupid remark you made. I have no idea what I'm talking about, really? Everywhere I go is fucking foreigners and at this time of the year its a "I'm the best tomato" competition.

Scandis can get pretty brown.

Turn off your vpn, Manuel. We are brown.

Former leader of Finland in China or some similar shithole.
Notice no burning, only a healthy tan.

No , there is a lot of space I see , Spanegro must take more ,arriba espanita

>brown


that's lobster red not brown

butthurt snow monkey, one hour under Mediterranean sun with 10 tanning creams and you run screaming, only children of Helios can handle it.

fake tan, all scandi women get those and think they look good when they look orange like donald

slavs tan, this shithole gets hotter than Greece

Look like kardashians rather than normal tanned people
Hideous

>brown

Really?

Has he ever endured our sun though?

So this is what I´ll be banging in Algarve next week.
Niceeeeee

Well, Brazil is not Rio de Janeiro or Bahia. I fell sorry for you

>Brasil é Rio de Janeiro

sissy numale

>Brazil isn't Rio de Janeiro

no answer, but would bang e/a/e1

No meu estado só tem pardo. Tição e coisa do Rio.

I see there some free space.

You mean Italian people, right? Portuguese women are meh

>only children of Helios can handle it.
the most cringeworthy thing I have read on Sup Forums

T.Eternal Butthurtzilian.
But I have to say your women are top-tier and can suck a dick like no other ;)

I have to agree with you here.

envious snownigger, enjoy skin cancer

All I am Greek Wuzzers are cringe.

mentirosos do caralho foda-se pá com os gajos estes, sao uns mentirosos de merda!!!!

t.onibler

I'm the most handsome med in the whole world, I just wish I had an italian surname, Portuguese names are out of date

Ignore ele, se soubesse história saberia como o império português foi bom com está nação e não seria bunda doida por causa de "muh gold".

il sole bacia i belli

...

This is fake news.

Iranians are not MEDS

Is it?

What country is she from?

A quick travel to Portugal would change ur opinion.

I have no idea.

mediterraneans are literally subhuman
this is not a med country but i've seen a lot of med subhumans here

she is persian

persian women are barely attractive

OP's picture are Iranian

High quality olive oil for the most part

This one is from Portugal.

you are not meds. stop roleplaying

tfw no portuguese gf

I'm missing the part where Persians are Meds.

really need a med gf. white girls just don't do it for me.

I'm white as fug, but I can get pretty brown in summer.

Those people who get red are people who don't take a gradual approach when on vacation - after a few weeks the skin will endure the sun much better.

Also, when I see pictures of burned people (red in the face - not just neck), it's usually Brits for some reason.

I think many people will be surprised of how 'brown' nordic ppl can become when on vacation.

Yeah the Brits do seem to have the tendency to turn into ketchup bottles.

Our beaches are almost empty. I don't get it.

because you are frozen shithole with disgusting food and awkward people

they are scions of the Atlantis

You lack proper sun.

Yes

and whats the temperature there? and temp of water?

Hot enough right now (I really don't want it any hotter desu).

Sea temp is about 20 C

See! you lack that 30+ degrees temperature. Clouds, you get any of them in summer?

30+ is way too hot kek.
As for clouds... it really depends (we have extreme variations in weather).

too cold

and you should be glad, tourists are cancer

That is your problem then, lack of 30+ and lack of cloudless skies.

>20 C
>too cold

Come on...

Go for 26° in Algarve.

Any Portuguese here on Sup Forums on Algarve right now?
If so tell me the situation , how many hot scadinavians are there so I can start my Alberto Barbosaing right now

you wont start shit, moor, scandi girls will have 10cm over you

Nothing wrong with a Turkish girl

Shut up. Portugal is cute

t. Definitely a girl

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO ORIGINAL :DDDDDDDDDDD
why are wh*Tes so subhuman?

Fuggg, and I'm happy when it reaches 18 where I live

You actually don't know how they behave here. Imagine sluty germans and Scandinavians wearing skirts and doing gymnastics in the middle of the street while blinking one eye to you.

Wait a bit. I'm going to ask one brit that was in Vilamoura last week.

>tfw I'm still sad about that tuga girl

Porquê devo viver?