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all sons of abraham are welcome.

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Any fellow /fit/ Jews?

would love meh a jewess

atheist here lol

feeling fit buddy?

loser

anyone else in here feeling a bit warm?

delet.

My maternal grandmother is Jewish, so technically I'm a Jew.

how does that make you feel?

If I convert do I get a free trip to Israel or is that only for people born jewish?

I did 23andme and I found out I have some traces of Ashkenazi ancestry and my great grandmother's name was Kaufmann.

I also get mistaken for Jewish a lot and a Jewish professor told me I have a "very jewish personality."

Am I welcome here?

only those who have jewish ancestry
yes my brother

>only those who have jewish ancestry
typical cheap jews

Why is Ashkenazi food so terrible? It's probably the worst food in the world. Is bad food connected to intellectual achievement? Cf. the British.

Doesn't that include Arabs as well?

Emma Stone has really beautiful feet. I want to suck on her high arches.

Holocaust? More like LOLocaust :DDDDD

I am cut so please gib jewish gf. My benis is ready :DDDD

yes and christians too

Emma Stone is a fucking jew?
Wtf I hate her now

*sniffs*

Those soles are sexual.

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that's uncommonly hospitable for Sup Forums standards. Cheers bro! Hava nageela and all that.

ayy lmao

Ok maybe I dont hate her
Still a little disappointed

thank you based czech I was in prague last year and absolutely loved everything about it

define "very jewish personality."

>how does that make you feel?
Kinda jewish

good

>tfw learning Hebrew
>"maybe this language isn't completely retarded"
>see the Kamats applied to the Hebrew word for "father"
wtf i'm so dissapointed

>pastrami
>Montreal smoked meat
>babka
>bagels n lox
>kugel
>chicken matzo soup
>bialy
>latkes
>matzo brei

kys

We tatars are jews basically. At least our personality is pretty close.
Also, i want a jewish gf, like hila klein or smth

there are hila kleins on every corner here I don't get all the hype she is a 6/10 at best

Are all Jews doomed to manletism due to kosher autism and lactose intolerance?

jewish personality is basically saying bad jokes all the time, rite?

tbf there are A LOT of lanklets here

Well, i just like slim dark skinned chicks with blue or green eyes+jewish personality. Also, considering the looks and behaviour of ethan, many guys imagine themselves being better i guess, its in the head

Randomly or specific ethnic groups? Are the Ethiopians big guys?

Yeah, and trying to cheat even if that doesnt bring you any profit

no ethiopians are average, I would say that the ashkenazi are pretty tall

Post your jew-fus

jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=2228

>Her paternal grandfather, Conrad Ostberg Sten, was from a Swedish family that anglicized their surname to "Stone" when they immigrated to the United States through Ellis Island. She also has German, English, Scottish, and Irish ancestry.


Don't taint her good name

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According to 23andme I had a single jewish ancestor who lived during the late 18th or early 19th century, can I post here?

sons of abraham are jews christians and muslims so yes

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Ethiopians are short and skinny
The only big ethiopians are the big ones that play basketball

עוד מישהו פה היה בהופעה שלהם בתל אביב ב2010?

yeah I was, I'm really bummed about this

>tfw 175cm Ashkenazi

Am I a shame upon my tribe's head?

Nah this is a load of crap.
I'm 5'8 manlet and I drank and drink loads of milk. Was breast for more than the recommended time.

That's a good point though, both my younger sister and I were breastfed far longer than necessary and we're both intelligent. Her more than me probably, and she was breastfed way way longer which was pretty gross desu.

Who knows.

t. Manlet Schlomo

Because they're richer?

A bit guilty. I should study my Jewish roots more. It's one of the oldest cultures that survived centuries of oppression.

>lanklets

is there a word for "non-jews", that are patrilineally only jews ?

1973 was an arab victory

>arab victory

If Semitic people stayed with one reilgion the world would have been probably be uder one faith by now

Sup Jew bros

What about crypto Jews?

Proud Catholics since the Spanish Inquisition

i wish i was a kike

Got any more webms of her?

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This thread is mesjoggene oetz. But you are all my makkers. If someone says otherwise I kick them in their togus! Och jeej!

>If Semitic people stayed with one reilgion the world would have been probably be uder one faith by now
That made me very angry for some reason, delet

I am the son from Keturah

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