>"Don't *force* a promotion"
seriously?
"Don't *force* a promotion"
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>Hold on, I wish to Saber this moment
Fucking CRINGE
>Yes, that is where the empire strikes. Back to my main point...
fucking REALLY?
"Uh... our callsign is Rogue One: A STAR WARS™ Story"
What did they mean by this?
>So this is what we are huh, some kind of Rogue One?
wew Disney
>I'm disappointet by your luke-warm attempts *winks*
Keep in mind that the OT was full of quips, too.
>Trust me Admiral, you don't want to get on my.... dark side
Thanks, Disney.
>Heh, appology accepted, Captain Needa. It was nothing personel... heh.
I just... ugh.
>"my condolences Queen Amidala, the death of Qui Gon Jinn is quite *shocking*"
really?
>Alderaan... oh I hate this planet so much, I hope it will blown away someday
Fucking seriously?
That stance...so familiar...
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>In the end......the Rogue Won.
>if we manage to steal those plans, it will give us A New Hope
fkn srsly disney?
>Keep in mind that the OT was full of quips, too.
It wasn't. It had some organic jokes but very few forced quips.
"Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied"
"i hope your stay at my new planet will not feel like a torture mister solo" (while torturing han in cloud city)
>wow, that girl doesn't play by the rules. She really is a rogue one
Am I the only one that wished they'd revamp Vader somewhat? He looks so damn plastic and outdated.
>*forced* quips
>don't kill my father! there's good in him
>wouldn't be the first time I heard it
Is this the begging of Vaderpostin?
I physically squirmed in my seat when that quip happened. What the fuck were they thinking.
Movie was wonderful otherwise.
>Thanks for flying with us to the imperial base Wedge.
>No problem, I guess this makes us a rogue squadron
Jesus Christ, really?
>No, I am your Vader
Really?
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>It's very important to me that everyone show's faith in our efforts here and if anyone should lack that faith I would find it quite disturbing.
WTF Disney?!
Haven't seen it yet.
What was the actual meme line?
>Be careful not to "choke" on your aspirations
>as he chokes the bad guy officer
Yes, JEJ actually puts emphasis on the choke part, it's awful.
>Now this a war! A Star War™!
wow they really went there huh
Upright Citizens Brigade started this meme 15-20 years ago btw
this is what Disney is fucking doing to everything we know and love
Terrible meme attempt, take a lap
>lrn2greentext
Wtf? I'm NEVER watching this movie!! Thanks for the warning user
>"So this is how liberty dies, with Revenge of the Sith."
>I remember my first days of the Clone War, dusty, hot and nothing that our training prepared us for. It was truly a Battlefront
Uugh...
>Vader decapitates a rebel soldier
>'Be careful not to lose your head"
>Vader throws his lightsaber, impaling a rebel soldier against a wall
>'stick around'
The helmet did look off-putting. Looked a little to big for his body. Now I kinda realize that joke in Spaceballs
For what purpose?
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BF2's campaign is a national fucking teasure
> looks like you could use a hand, son