"Don't *force* a promotion"

>"Don't *force* a promotion"
seriously?

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>Hold on, I wish to Saber this moment

Fucking CRINGE

>Yes, that is where the empire strikes. Back to my main point...
fucking REALLY?

"Uh... our callsign is Rogue One: A STAR WARS™ Story"
What did they mean by this?

>So this is what we are huh, some kind of Rogue One?

wew Disney

>I'm disappointet by your luke-warm attempts *winks*

Keep in mind that the OT was full of quips, too.

>Trust me Admiral, you don't want to get on my.... dark side
Thanks, Disney.

>Heh, appology accepted, Captain Needa. It was nothing personel... heh.

I just... ugh.

>"my condolences Queen Amidala, the death of Qui Gon Jinn is quite *shocking*"

really?

>Alderaan... oh I hate this planet so much, I hope it will blown away someday

Fucking seriously?

That stance...so familiar...

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>In the end......the Rogue Won.

>if we manage to steal those plans, it will give us A New Hope
fkn srsly disney?

>Keep in mind that the OT was full of quips, too.

It wasn't. It had some organic jokes but very few forced quips.

"Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied"

"i hope your stay at my new planet will not feel like a torture mister solo" (while torturing han in cloud city)

>wow, that girl doesn't play by the rules. She really is a rogue one

Am I the only one that wished they'd revamp Vader somewhat? He looks so damn plastic and outdated.

>*forced* quips

>don't kill my father! there's good in him
>wouldn't be the first time I heard it

Is this the begging of Vaderpostin?

I physically squirmed in my seat when that quip happened. What the fuck were they thinking.

Movie was wonderful otherwise.

>Thanks for flying with us to the imperial base Wedge.
>No problem, I guess this makes us a rogue squadron

Jesus Christ, really?

>No, I am your Vader

Really?

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>It's very important to me that everyone show's faith in our efforts here and if anyone should lack that faith I would find it quite disturbing.

WTF Disney?!

Haven't seen it yet.
What was the actual meme line?

>Be careful not to "choke" on your aspirations
>as he chokes the bad guy officer

Yes, JEJ actually puts emphasis on the choke part, it's awful.

>Now this a war! A Star War™!

wow they really went there huh

Upright Citizens Brigade started this meme 15-20 years ago btw

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this is what Disney is fucking doing to everything we know and love

Terrible meme attempt, take a lap

>lrn2greentext

Wtf? I'm NEVER watching this movie!! Thanks for the warning user

>"So this is how liberty dies, with Revenge of the Sith."

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>I remember my first days of the Clone War, dusty, hot and nothing that our training prepared us for. It was truly a Battlefront

Uugh...

>Vader decapitates a rebel soldier
>'Be careful not to lose your head"

>Vader throws his lightsaber, impaling a rebel soldier against a wall
>'stick around'

The helmet did look off-putting. Looked a little to big for his body. Now I kinda realize that joke in Spaceballs

For what purpose?

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BF2's campaign is a national fucking teasure

> looks like you could use a hand, son