I fixed the world, lads

I fixed the world, lads.

>colonizes Australia

pssssssst

Nothing personnel, m8

If austrailia located beside Japan it would be great

it's ours

what the hell have you done to the USA

No

Straya wants to be French, not Greek

Can you put us on the other side of Australia, bit too close to Africa for my tastes.

Why'd you throw away half of Texas? :(

Are you insane? Africa is still too close, they can easily go to India and then walk all the way to Europe. Or go on boats to NZ and Australia. Fuck this shit map.
Disconnect the shithole countries on the eastern side of Turkey and disconnect Russia too. Then all there is to do is take Turkey back and give it to the Greeks who aren't braincucked Christians.

>No colombia

Where I go on vacations now reeeeeeeeeeee.

It's closer now

That's better.

Actually you did

oh I see, you have traded us one drug and crime ridden hell hole of a country for another

NO.

No, go away

Seems alright

fuck off shlomo

I WANT OTHER NEIGHBORS REEEEEE

you literally chose them

are you a weatherman

>Beautiful

>EXCITING

>PERFECT

Well americans could get their beloved cocaine at lower prices.