Chairs!? You have CHAIRS in your house?

Chairs!? You have CHAIRS in your house?

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Luck? Sounds a little bit like fu-

In our house, Nathaniel sits on a spike. And I sit on Nathaniel. Two spikes would be a luxury.

We shall just have to stick FORKS in our legs between courses.

I have a cunning plan.

Cutting cats' and cloister's throats with an open razor.

The weakest practical joke since Cardinal Wolsey got his knob out at Hampton Court, and stood at the end of a corridor pretending to be a door.

Greatest episode

A wibble.

WICKED *slap*

CHILD *slap*

I shall have my turnip as God intended.

>Takes me back to our wedding night

We had raw turnips for dinner that night too.

Great Boo's...up.

The face he makes when coming up with that excuse is legendary

Oh, that must be the Catholics. I'll just go burn them.

...

Sex is hardly a fitting topic for the dinner table.

Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics.

"I'll just go and tell him to fornicate off."

So a vow of silence, eh? That sounds terribly interesting. Tell me more.

I don't remember this episode at all.

It's the greatest episode of the series

See the little goblin, see his little feet...

See his little nosey wose....

You're not even wearing a pair of comedy breasts!

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Nathaniel confirmed eunuch

GREAT BOOZE UP EDMUND

HE SAID I AM THE BABY EATING BISHOP OF BATH AND WELLS

>tfw your history teacher puts on Blackadder during the last week of term

The hot orangey thing under the stony mantlepiece

isn't the Goblin sweet?!

You don't have any children, do you Blackadder? Then I'll skip breakfast and get straight to the point.

You see, I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable, mineral, I'll do anything to anything.

>You see, I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable, mineral, I'll do anything to anything.
/d/ motto right there

Hands down the greatest Blackadder joke ever, I'm laughing just by reading your post, good one user.

What did he mea-

This is called "adding". If I take two beans, and I add two more beans, what do I have?

LUCKY LUCKY US
LUCKY LUCKY LUCK
LUCK LUCK LUCK LUUUUUUUUUUUCK LUCK LUCK LUCK LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Oh, Edmund, can it be true? That I hold here in my mortal hand, a nugget of purest Green?

MY LORD, A MESSAGE

well it's really more of a splat isn't it

What a pair of TROUSERS

Some beans.

You don't know what a rotten borough is, do you?

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A little prick should do.

No.

...

YES!!!

Now i have to cut you into small strips and explain to the Prince you walked over a sharp grate wearing a heavy hat, Baldrick.

Since when are you a resident of Dungy-on-the-Hill?

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Since Wedneday morning. I took over from the previous resident when he very sadly accidentally brutally cut his own head off while combing his hair.

Very well my lord. I am your bondsman and must obey.

is this scene not on youtube? i noticed that none of you circlejerking friccin fag-gots posted it.

I meant a prick on your finger!

Best scene

>It's the Germans we'll be licking.
>Don't be ridiculous Darling! I wouldn't lick a German if he was glazed in honey!

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BUT I DON'T HAVE ONE THERE!

And which brother might that be? Pitt the Toddler? Pitt the Embryo? Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's Eye?

I HAVEN'T GOT ONE THERE!

Well if you can't laugh, what can you do?

> Literally uses the same party colours as UKIP

Prophetic

Take up politics, perhaps.

>No votes
>HAH HAH HAH HAH *toots* HAHAAAH

Someone should make CIA stance edit

Very well, now let us hear from the electoral official, a Mr. E. Blacka....

>Because our candidate doesn't have a personality

Good luck, everyone

Sixteenthousandfourhundredseventytwo

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More foreshadowing

Fuck you, i knew it!

The dictionary episode with Samuel Johnson is the best.

Fight me.

One voter, sixteen thousand four hundred and seventy two votes. A slight anomaly?

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>tfw

>neopagan hippies
>sharia law
>designated shitting streets
IT'S HAPPENING

Best character.

NAAAAAH, SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT AND SHOUT AGAIN!

The Black Adder Christmas Carol is the best.

AHAHAHAHAHAA

Robbie Coltrane is amazing in that episode.
>If any man were to lose it, I would tear off his head with my bare hands, and feed it to the CAT!

Still worshipping God? Last time I checked he'd started worshipping me!

DOWN, BOY, DOWN!

The witchsmeller pursuivant is one of the best episodes.

Was that a yay or nay?

It was a neigh my lord...but I do not believe a word of it!

Fuck me, you're right.

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That just reminded me of the Paedofinder General

> tfw English teacher who will be showing this episode to my students who have been studying A Christmas Carol because fuck planning lessons right now

Would show them the Muppet version, but they've already seen it

>Does anyone know what happened here?
>NO! I DON'T!

>Percy takes off his cloak and puts it over a patch of filth for Edmund to walk over
>Edmund just steps around it instead

Are you private Baldrick?

NO!

NO.

Come on Baldrick, be a bit more helpful, it's me!

That joke was very Goon Show of them

NO IT ISN'T.

Let's settle this once and for all

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