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Speak English correctly or get FOY'd edition.

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dont think any english is spoken in most of those countries 2bh

devon

anime

Can I become a doctor if I'm 22 with just GCSE's

>tfw been here so long that when you try to resurrect old gimmicks no one remembers them


I remember someone used to post this frog picture with the words 'getting bullied at uni lads' day in day out

Whenever I try to bring it back people think I'm actually getting bullied at uni because no one remembers the gimmick

CRAAAAWLIIIIING IIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN

It's the English they teach you mong.

Free kekistan xD

anime

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Tim used to work for the government?

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21:05

welcome: blue
not welcome: red
simple as

goodbye beto

how do you even get bullied at uni

yes?

only if you get a-levels and a medicine degree first

cringe

Do A Levels, work experience and get a part time job as a carer

Apply for a BSc degree, then once you graduate with a 1st apply for grad entry medicine

Actually 99% of foreign English speakers take up American English because of TV and music

ye just be urself

cringe

Former US Astronaut Homer Simpson

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eupho > k-on

(factually and objectively correct)

hello leftypol discord

actually you're making this up

don't remember the frog image but "getting bullied at uni" is a classic

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good init

>he's a greying bloke who posts mundane pictures of his cat on Twitter
>he's an Indian living in Cheshire
>he's a deano

Literally sat at my desk wheezing with laughter

>won't be replying to the bradleyposter or even acknowledging his existence after this post

yeah he was a guinea pig and was experimented on

REMINDER

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Thanks

What about a vet

I'm applying for an access to higher education qualification

UGLY
GOOK
GREMLIN

yui > azucat > mio > mugi > ritsu

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love it

It's true, only people who generally speak English with a British accent are Indians (VERY fetching if it's a cute girl btw)

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this stupid cunt unironically offed himself because of trump

this is genuinely suspicious

>Vietnam
>American
Fuck off.

Getting bullied at work lads

GOOD edition

You're craig just like lickdicki is kev m8

>linkin park lead singer dead
;_;

how do you feel about morrissey?

haitiANO!!!

I live in London and I speak to foreigners and tourists every single day

They all do American English

The Linkin Park lad killing himself gives an elevated status to thier edgy tunes ngl

Anyone got some classic Mogg?

what the hell

>hilliary supporter
ahh yes wouldn't expecting anything more from a member of this runt band

yeh not bad at all. was very lucky to have been raised there.

yeah sure he did

He has a degree in physics and used to work for the government
God knows what they had him doing. Maybe some really fucked up stuff.
No wonder he's in such a state

dont fucking care about US politics

thread music ;_;

I look virtually identical to him, as in biological doppelganger tier down to the DNA.

Been stopped in the street in the past by Smiths fans unironically.

hate myself
hate society
hate existence
simple as
love nothingness

>bastardizing

FOSY (fuck off snow yank)

good lad

What is it? Some of us still have embedded music disabled from the days of puddi puddi

yeh

Unlucky

What did they mean by this?

looks like a shit cornwall

>he doesn't live in Cheshire
HOWLING
*shits on the street*

why would anyone move away from the shire unless it was to far away lands over the waters?

HWNDU

>he doesn't realise that tim used to work for GCHQ before quitting, but to keep everything secure they gave him a mental illness
>tim's schizophrenia is actually just him breaking the GCHQ conditioning

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work mainly.

it's In The End

how fucking old are you lad

linkin park are fucking shite

proper runt band

*gives you a mental illness*

never once listened to a linkin park song and I associate them with floppy-haired emo-ish benders from school so I don't plan on starting now either

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that chimp will take her fuckin hand off if shes not careful.

>he's here

How can you even become an alcoholic?

It's expensive and there's nothing to be addicted to
Its nice being drunk but it takes effort and money

cheers

everyone knows that but it's a staple from our edgy childhood years you twat

why is this woman holding hands with a monkey?

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the rapist

>tim has a degree in physics and used to work for the government
>his daily piano videos protect us from opening a quantum portal into hell

could fit a fuckin pound coin through that gap.

oh shit it's all happening now

I am in loco parentis. I am the last remaining contestant on The Apprentice.

just been cheeky to my mum and feel bad about it

they stop me in the street because I look like young morrisey, not because they think I am the man himself

>pain in groin
>especially after gym
>slight lump along V taper on stomach
>pretty sure its a hernia
>go docs
>its a woman
>tell her about it
>says she needs to have a look
>fair enough
>says shes going to get someone to help examine me
>its another woman who isn't even a doctor
>tells me to drop my pants
>do so
>feels along the V on my stomach
>goes nowhere near my old boy
>other woman just stands and watches

So basically there was no reason for me to drop my pants and no reason for the other woman to be there just looking at me with my dick out.

What was all that about

*clenches fist in solidarity*

free to kill again

don't give a single toss about any of that shite

«нєт».

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if we are real does that mean we are all part of Israel?

OJ got found innocent right?