Help me to find a funny movie in these depressing times

help me to find a funny movie in these depressing times.

something like Postal or the Guard

>depressing times
but trump was elected president

these are great times :)

>brand new wife whores it up on wedding day
time to swallow a shotgun barrel

What are the panties supposed to say? Shit quality.

Their names, I think.

>garters
nutface.jpg

The names of their bulls.

It says "If you're close enough to read this; hold your breath. We have sweaty vag."

You appear to be bored and jerking off, user. Are you ok?

No you are a fucking mongoloid.

Why does this picture turn me on so much?

>I'm such a slut that my lovers don't really know my name so I'll just write it on my panties.

Because you've never touched a real woman.

I just saw The Love Witch. Its pretty funny.

>it's a woman shows her only value episode

>anything western wife
>brand new
heh

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>help me to find a funny movie in these depressing times.

The nice guys

>marry the average looking girl because you think she might not be like all those slutty hot girls
>she ends up being a slut anyway
>now some average af skank is going to cuck you and take half of your shit in a divorce

I've been with plenty of women.

But never any older slutty bridesmaids.

The one on the right legit looks like Haley Joel Osment

>marrying

kek this place never ceases to amaze me

Fuck off cats you boring cunt.

HAHAHAHAHA

literally no movies itt

Every Jackass movie and the series

Wildboyz

The Dudesons

in that order