/f1/ Hungarian GP post-race banter

Finland leading the World Country Championship with 285 points edition

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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 202 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 188 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 169 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 117 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 116 points

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JEV win when

>Summer stream
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BASED JEV IN THE LEAD

WILL HE FINALLY WIN?

Based French hobo

/floersch/

Does she fantasize about hammer time?

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#blessed

come on JEV you can win

>amd at amx

JEV
>JEV
JEV
>JEV

UMA
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DELICIA

JEAN ERIC VERGNE

YOU ARE A RACE WINNER

>Alesi Jr. winning the GP3 race
>JEV winning FE race
>Saintéloc (Jules Gounon as one of their drivers) winning the Spa 24H
>Pagenaud getting closer to the lead in the Indycar 'ship

Today was a god day

Yes she confirmed it on insta when she was whoring asking guys called Ahmed for dick pics

Felix is a joke
just let him past no fight

>listen to the sound of the crowd
well yeah, only thing I can making sound as I can't hear any engines

>watching f1 rejects drive electric karts in fucking quebec

Tfw you will never be her fwb and call your daily sex sessions hammertime

>And Sweden gets cucked again

> Suck my balls

>di Grassi crying
gave me some feels

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>mfw a literal who f1 driver bullied the entire grid in an end of race smack talking tirade and people took him seriously

>watching f1 cars

>*sucks your balls*
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>season 1: gets 3rd on championship (but Piquet Jr wins lol)
>season 2: gets 2nd on championship (Booemi wins)
>season 3: gets championship over booemi
Absolute madman.

>GP3
>FE
>Spa 24h
>IndyCar

F1 win or gtfo

>season 1: loses to Nelson "*crashes internally*" Piquet Jr at the final corner of the final race
>season 2: Renault Wins Lol
>season 3: loses to Lucas "Timo Glock" di Grassi in the final race

>Season 4: DQ from championship

>Wins 2 races vs 6 races
>wins the championship
joke

>tells Frijns to crash into his rear wing next time instead of breaking his suspension
>Frijns crashes into his rear wing

MADMAN
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Red Bull have to put him back in the Toro Rosso now, right?

Rosenqvist won the Formula E drivers championship of drivers who got no fan boost
So he's the real winner

And sack Kblyat I'm guessing

So this is good bye to the russian rollete?
Not cool. Every season needs its Maldonado De Cesaris.

I don't think kicking Amx out of F1 is necessary. Just demote him back to Toro Rosso and get Sainz to RB. Maybe even Kvyat.

poutine>>>>>>>french anthem

CHINA
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>sainz

the get dry buttfucked by an old man in a honda guy?

Blyat needs to go!

salty as FUCK that Gimi didn't win

NO NO NO

meh fan boost is like a one time only drs

nice

Kek, I reckon he'll get buttfucked a lot more if the rumours about TR getting Honda engines are true

>unironically believing the kvyat is a boogeyman meme
Sure he fucked up once or twice, but at this point the stewards are just punishing him for being blyat. It's ridiculous.

she has a really weirdly long crack

Bob Varshall is kinda boring, I like it more when it's just Nicholls and Franchitti.

Thats what an ass outside of porn movies looks like, user.

No its what pathetic white asses look like user

lrn2squat white people

someone post Emilia's bum

Always a humble servant

reminder to post this every time you see Nick in /f1/

What's an instagram story?

the only way pic in my collectioni have masturbated to.

Like snapchat for instagram

>the only way pic in my collectioni have masturbated to.

what?

Are they just uploaded on the instagram profile? I looked for Nico (Bossberg) because I heard he had bullied Lewis but I just found a video of him in America.

>Oh great 4 weeks without F1, now what will I Do
Meanwhile, in Formula E

Pics related (it was a video)

what we do every year
be sad that there is no F1
then turn to boredom
then the hype for Spa starts acting up
then the hype is in full effect
Spa best track
gonna be the best race of the year

then Q1
everything retro
Eau-Rouge and everything

>race turns out to be boring
well thank god the next one's up rather quick lads

dankeschön

phone posting is hard. I can't fucking wait till the WAG machine is back up and running.

Also:
>Trying to rememberif JEV is still dating his hot GF Petra Silander, vaguely thought they had broke up.
>check twitter and find that she was at the Paris Eprix
>also find this

Some silly girl genuinely thinks this is JEV on secretarrangements.com and was trying to warn Silander

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wtf I love Kevin now

I missed the race, why is everyone posting "suck my balls"?

Lewis accidentally said over the radio he is gonna need emilia to "suck his balls again" after he let Valtteri through

After Ricci showing Amx the finger for crashing him out, Amx told ricci to suck his balls

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vettel told kimi to suck his balls after being asked to let kimi pass

Also the reason all those toothpastes memeing about Amx not getting bullied

Summer Stream: Spain 2003

>Schumi on Pole w/ the new F2003
>Fernando Attacks for Home Crowd
>Firman's only point, Da Matta's first

Believable
Fucking AMX what a dirty fucking toothpaste
>vwl

There's a chrome extension you can use to download instagram stories (it's called Chrome IG Story)

Sophia Floersch did a live instagram thing and she told the waiter to suck her balls

the waiters name was Ahmed as well.

Told him to send her nude, he just got scared and ran off

Fuck I wish Sophia would suck my balls

>Magnussen was penalised for doing the same thing that Vettel and Hamilton get away with constantly (webm related)

The race stewards can kill themselves desu, you can flip a coin and get the correct decision more often than they do

That one isn't bad at all. Also they get away with it because they're fighting for championship.

it was in a very safe corner though
ham didn't slow down much
and barely hit the grass
but there is and always will be more tolerance when you're fighting for the championship

It was the first webm in my folder that showed a similarish thing to Kmag's move

But you get what I mean, right? there wasn't even contact, webm related is another example. the driver on the inside line is allowed to push the driver on the outside off the track, because they're the one dictating the racing line
But Rosberg got a penalty for this because the stewards are retards

Our queen

Pantyhose, m8

once again it's not dirt or grass
and he let him reenter when max runs out of tarmac
that move was really weird though
sainz didn't get a penatly either and he did exactly that to alonso so i don't know man
the race stewards way is impenetrable

oh so he got a penalty i misunderstood sry
i think it was totally deserved here since he's keeping max of the track on purpose
maybe they have a penalty when the stewards consider they got too far on defending
technically it's in the rules that you have to let enough space for a car if their front wheels is at the driver levels or something if i'm not mistaken
so i get Kmag was punished for his move
i don't get that sainz didn't get anything
and i don't think hulk move was really deliberate fatjohn can be very aggressive and i think he was too much here

Reminder that Fernando asstronzo did the best lap on a potato mclaren-honda

That push wide is so hilarious though because Nico drives all the way straight from the apex just to push Amx off the track

In the other cases it's more understandable that they would turn wide to "free" the steering as they accelerate

and all he has to show for it is an uncertain future and a meme chair picture

"Whilst there's a lot of people hanging their BALLS IN THE POOL ... we're still working very hard and pushing very hard" - Vettel, 2013

Give me an hour an half.

Not like I'm gonna need to post for a week anyway.

and millions of dollars

>From DNFs to 12 to 9 to 6
>Fastest lap of the race

It doesn't seem so uncertain now.

Oil in fuel is still a shit meme that only teams with shit engine suppliers would accuse people of doing. Oil dampens combustion because oil doesn't have the same energy as fuel does.
>inb4 fuel flow rate
Are they injecting the oil through the fuel system or injecting it seperately. If it was injected seperately it would be real easy to find out who is doing it.

You are right but its not so much about the oil but the additives in the oil mate.

Once again, you have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

They're allowed to have two separate solenoid controlled crankcase ventilation valves.
This allows them to control pressure added to the sump, and control when the manifold breathes from sump.
The oil is likely added as vapor.

Please go back to /turn left/. There you can debate pushrods and live axles, it's more fitting of your technical knowledge.

rekt

I agree they do add additives to the fuel and oil but they are not adding oil to the gas.
You just an idiot oil dampens combustion that's why they add catch cans to the PCV. 4 strokes have oil squirt up underneath the cylinder so there is no reason to add oil to the fuel.

>i think it was totally deserved here since he's keeping max of the track on purpose
When Max moved back towards the track to rejoin, Rosberg moved to the right to give him space, and it's the driver off the track's responsibility to rejoin safely anyway.

f1metrics.wordpress.com/2014/08/28/the-rules-of-racing/
Here's a bit of a simplified explanation of what the sporting regulations allow, but if the attacking driver is on the inside of a corner, they only need to be half a car-length alongside the defending driver and then they're allowed to force the other driver off the track because they effectively dictate the racing line.

Pic related is a very similar move to Magnussen's, from Hungary 2014, Hamilton forced Rosberg wide at turn 2. The only difference is that Hülk was level with Magnussen, but under the ruleset it makes no difference as the racing line belonged to Kmag's

dailymotion.com/video/x2iw2ti (1:59:55)