Eternal Arsenal Thread

>team a beats team b
>team c beats team b
>team a loses to c
>team a wins trophy

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n-nice win lads, a-another for the t-trophy case

Arsenal is shit.

>Lacashit already injured
>no signings
>nobody sold
>Alexis "sick"
>persisting with the 3atb meme

why do I put myself through this

>team c couldn't adequately btfo'd team b
Disgusting

Not an animeshitter (un)fortunately. I tried Monogatari but stopped few episodes into the 2nd season.

WEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONSSSS

WEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

NOOOOO TIME FOR LOOOOOOOOOSERS CAUSE WEEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIONS

OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD

>Winning despite losing

JUST GIVE THE QUINTUPLE NOW LA

I'd just bandwagon another EPL team but my half a decade of Arsenal fandom has made me despise them all.

>team c wins both games, doesn't win the tournament
London was a mistake

>team a win 1 game
>team b win 2 games
>team a wins trophy
great tournament lads

>Reddit downvoting the Emirates cup win upvote party

>play the worst team of the 4 by far
>s-should've just won b-by more

>Getting bullied by ESPN
Not a fan!

>Emirates Cup
>Community Shield
>Fa Cup
>League cup
>Premier eagle
>Europ League
SEXTUPLE INCOMING

>ESPN
Literally who?

why are the media such ABA bullies ;_;

>yfw this """""system""""" is literally the only way Arselel can win

Impressive that the EL participant triumphed over the CL participants.

at least Alex had a good game haha

Shittiest championship ever

haha yeah maybe you can get an extra £2m for him now.

Why do they even bother with trophies and medals if the players don't give a shit about them?

Arsenal are shit, get ready for a shit season. Arsenal will likely lose to Leicester opening match

Maybe you can lose some weight in anger and depression after Swansea get relegated haha

Arabs customers like shiny things

wh... what?

Yes yes well done Sevilla

HOWEVER

You are all being silly.
My man ARSENE was playing Elneny at centre back.
This was obviously an EXPERIMENTAL game.
He's testing out players.

He wants to play a first team squad against Chelsea next week and this is his last chance to be experimental.

We still won the shitty cup and now we now not to play Elneny in that position and that the superior back three is;

Kolasinac - Koscielny - Holding

So just chillax

>yeah guys just relax that arsenal has looked like shit and hasn't strengthened while other clubs have
sup arsenal pr

fuck off Ty
go buy some more merch with your benefits cheque

you might be forgetting that this team beat Benfica, Bayern and Sydney.

>3 points for a win and 1 point for goal
>4 teams and you only play against 2 in a round robin

>getting defensive over pre season bollocks

Save your sperging out for the season at least you mug

>if you loose you can still win

The state of football.

>benfica b team
>bayern due to fluke last minute goal and penalties
>Sydney
ah yes what an achievement I am sure arsenal will challenge for the league and not finish outside of the top 4 again. Can't wait till over optimistic idiots get brought back down to earth.

>Reiss Nelson
>Arsenal's A team

>sperging our in damage control
>thinking arsenal have a chance
Watching idiots scatter in August will be hilarious

it's usually the britfags being this insufferably apocalyptic.

mate. these games don't mean anything either way. never have.

Is this our lineup against Leicester?

Alexis isn't leaving

it's just a pre season match. relax
>loose
lose*

Shiburin > Bellerin

gunnerblog @gunnerblog
Sevilla coach describes winning both games but not the tournament as "a bit strange".

This then?

>Enter a competition
>Lose to it's rules
>"Fucking competition rules are bullshit"

Can't see Mustafi starting if he's not played any pre-season games yet. Probably one of Holding or Chambers instead of him.

gunnerblog @gunnerblog
AW: "In the future I don't think Elneny will be a centre-back."


LOOOOOOOOOL

where's holding? looks ok but I think Alexis might be gone. Also,
>Ramsey
that will be painful to watch

twitter.com/UmtitiSam/status/891708646517858304

all these players want to fuck you q.t goat striker

>Emirates FC wins the Emirates Cup

Wow what a shock

Is Lacazette injured?

Only tournament that arsenal can get refball in their favor

gunnerblog @gunnerblog
AW callas having 5 or 6 players going out of contract "an ideal situation. Everybody has to perform."

AW: "I'm not convinced the length of the contract has any impact on the performance of the player."

what did wonga mean by this?

Berizzo a GOAT. He should replace Wenger tbqh. He directed our NT alongside Bielsa, and then he stayed here in our local competition. The man is competent as fuck as a DT.

is it that cunt john brewin again?

think his mum got raped by a gooner when he was younger, fat neckbeard twat

kosc banned

Just over 4 weeks until the window closes and we still need a ST, RAM, CM, CB, GK

alexis will be fit #believe

>Sky sources: West Brom are keen on signing Barcelona defender Thomas Vermaelen.

youtube.com/watch?v=xPJ3obL3cQ4

I seriously hope nobody in this thread actually cares about the Emirates Cup.

i care about how shit we are

It's silverware la

Why has DT bought new Arsenal merch if he wants Wenger OUT?

>Penis head want us to sell Sanchez but keep Ox

don't get Lee desu

Becase

twitter.com/James_Dart/status/891377528631373825


i'd kill myself

Cheeky bid for Ben Yedder when?

Cheeky bid for NZonzi when?

...

Wenger: "Coquelin has a scan tomorrow. I think he will be out for the weekend - ankle ligament problem"

>watch the recap of the game
>nearly full strength team
>playing that badly
fugg :D

>tfw you will never be able to sell off the american posters and buy german posters to improve the /arse/ squad

When you think about it, he's right you know

twitter.com/WissBenYedder/status/891735286648123393

on what the latest is on Lucas Perez…
He is injured at the moment.

on whether Lucas is likely to feature during the season…
Yes.

on Lucas’ agent saying his shirt number was given away without consultation…
Well look, we sort that out internally.

on whether he is happy for Mesut to go into the final year of his contract…
Yes, I think in the future you will see that more and more. Players going to the end of their contracts. Why? Because transfers become so high, even for normal players, that you will see more and more players going to the end of their contract because nobody will want to pay the amount of money that is demanded and I am convinced that in the next 10 years that will become usual.

on whether it’s an issue that five or six players are in their final year of contract…
Not at all. I think it’s an ideal situation.

on why it’s an ‘ideal situation’…
Everybody has to perform.

on whether Alexis is in the country…
No, he is not back.

on whether Alexis is fit to travel…
He comes back on Monday night, yes.

on whether he thinks Alexis will miss the start of the season…
I don’t know, you have to assess his physical state.

on why it’s an ‘ideal situation’ for players to go into their final year of contract…
When you are a football player you perform until the last day of your contract. What does it change that you have two years or one year to go? You go out on the football pitch, you want to play and to do well. I don’t understand. Do you really think that you sit in the dressing room before the game and you think ‘Oh, I have only one year to go - I will not play well today’? Where does that come from? When you’re a football player you want to go out and play and do as well as you can. What has that to do with the length of your contract? It’s a bit amazing. How long do you know that you will work for your company? As long as you work, you do well.

on whether players are negotiating a move away…
No. Even if it happens, it doesn’t matter. You do well with what you do. I am amazed that you are surprised by that. It looks normal to me.
on Wiltord and Kanu barely playing in the final year of their contracts in 2004…
Every situation is different. Sometimes you have players who run out of contract because you do not want to extend them. That’s a bit different. Nobody knows if Sanchez will not extend his contract here. The performance on the day does not depend on the length of the contract. If that was true, you would sign everybody for 20 years and then you would be happy. What is important is that you perform when you go out there. I would rather have a longer conversation about that because I would like to have a good look back at all the contract that we’ve signed. I’m not convinced that the length of the contract has any impact on the performance of any player.

on Arsenal fans experiencing this with Wenger’s contract last year…
That’s different. My situation can impact the players’ situation in their minds. Any individual player does not impact the situation of all the players.

on fans worrying that Alexis will leave…
What can I do about that? One day he will go and Arsenal will go on. We will all go one day and Arsenal will hopefully go on.

on whether he thinks Alexis will stay…
Yes of course. How many times have I told you that?

>Teams A, B, and C are all owed by Oil Sheiks
>None of their fans are allowed to own butterknives
>People chose their team for ethnic/political reasons even though sports are for fun

fuck both of you
I was nice to you guys

Why is some terrorist making up lies?

Mikunyan > Shiburin

You didn't swallow

Welbeck OUT

ABAs already posioning the water.
kek
Fucking rude. and to think I once would have called you my lad.

Cuter than Cara tbqh

We're bestfriends dont worry
lol

>What can I do about that? One day he will go and Arsenal will go on. We will all go one day and Arsenal will hopefully go on.

Getting this existential about football.

>Emirates FC win the Emirates Cup at The Emirates Stadium

>wanting to be friends with the jewmaican

I def abso hope u dunna do dis

>tfw the only good thing this season might be seeing Nelson getting minutes
damn that's some depressing shit

Jesus. The only silver lining.

Reminder that a hairdresser was how we found out about Alexis. And now..

>Bollywood film star Esha Gupta drops hint Arsenal are set to announce new signing with gaffe during Instagram live

>tfw you always forget how shit Harry Potter actually is but you end up rewatching the films anyway

Messi Minutes @MessiMinutes
According to @Parisunited6, Serge Aurier has agreed to join @ManUtd, but must await his trial to see if his he can come to the UK.

2nd best RB in the world
WENGER OUT

>chambers shit
>ramsey shit
>welbeck shit
>walcott super shit
>defense shit
>alexis leaving
>lacazette already has mental and injury issues immediately after joining arsenal
>no cazorla

this team is fucked

you forgot a lot of shit guys too

sorry, put down ox being super shit for at least 4 more lines