/heem/

fuck u goof

*cucks Woodley*

who is your favorite female UFC fighter?

You're gay as fuck for using that picture you faggot. Literally worse that coral springs

Fuck bongposters

The GOAT speaks

JUST

*kills WW and potentially UFC by becoming Mayweather of MMA*

Sergio Pettis vs. Brandon Moreno
Randa Markos vs. Alexa Grasso
Alan Jouban vs. Niko Price
Martín Bravo vs. Humberto Bandenay
Sam Alvey vs. Rashad Evans
Alejandro Pérez vs. Andre Soukhamthath

haha how pissed are ya bud lmao

with 1 year of takedown defence training this man would RUN THROUGH the ENTIRE ufc heavyweight AND light heavyweight divisions

every single ranked fighter!

Conor McGoober

What's that supposed to mean loser?

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YO FORM REDDIT !!
YEAAAAH WE ALL REDDIT IN /heem/

reddit REDDIT xD::DDD

Yeah R.E;D;.D.I.T

Fake picks loser

Watch this

Was DC winning till he lost?

>has never turned down a fight
>top 10 fighter for over a decade
>heart of ten men, only way to stop him from pushing forward is to be a roiding cheat and KO him cold
>sometimes even that doesn't work, ask Anderson
>sees no gender when it comes to putting dim cunts in their place
Truly a real man's champ.

lol so fuckin pissed

*makes whitebois pissed off again after destroying another great white hype*

Aside from the Tyron fight and that chick Gabi was fighting pussying out that was a great block of fights between 214 and rizin

anyone remember when the boxing heavyweight champion of the world challenged any UFC fighter to a fight and they were ALL too CHICKEN to accept it because they knew they'd get beaten the FUCK up by a superior man! LOL! they knew it would completely ruin their ""sport"", sad...

Woodley

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Lol what'd I tell you boys

He has a meme choke and meme defence. He's mediocre on the feet and mediocre on the ground.

He'd get beat by Werdum, Cain, Stipe. I wonder how he does against JDS. If JDS finds any sort of form he'll flatten Big Ben.

*stays by the fence and holds on for dear life before taking a shower between the rounds"

Only white people like Tyron

lmao

No judge gave him r1.

>>has never turned down a fight

He literally refused to fight Jacare and Romero and Rockhold.

>he was injured!

Motherfucker I don't make the rules.

He was. He actually really got my hopes up, he was taking it to John and landing some good punches. He even started taunting him and smiling but everything changed when Jon Jones shin attacked.

>manuwa exposed
>Diakiese exposed
>daley exposed

Why are we such bums lads, never want to hear about a british hypejob again. Always get fucked and disappointed

Literally who? Back to /box/ you inbred

hello nigger!

RIP cameldog :(

Absolutely not.

Jones was chewing up his body and gas tank.

All the idiots who thought DC was winning should rewatch the first fight and check the judges' scorecards because last night's fight was going in the exact same direction.

DC landing small partial punches and Rogan was jumping off his stool screaming frantically like alwasy, that's about it.

>but if he puts a tiny speedo on and rolls on the ground with another guy it becomes not gay

repressed much?

*saves the UFC since Tyron refuses to use muh arsenal*

*grabs fence at you*

*can finish, but decides not to*

*makes people leave the arena before the main event*

*successfully defends his belt for the next 10 years against overhyped chalkskin hype-trains*

>leave the future of british MMA to me

Get your teeth fixed Nigel

do you live in a big city

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*has the lowest ratings of any WW champion in history*

*gets booed everywhere he goes and blames it on racism*

LOL DC fags on pooicide watch trying to lash out whenever they can

it's alright buddy your hero is a great father and teammate and got a little kiss on the back of the head from jones, it's all gonna be ok LMAO!

*triggers you by being the best WW ever*

Let's talk about something else
>Cyborgs next opponent
>Gabi getting cucked by cyka blyat
>FORM VOLKANTRON
>Knight getting heemed after standing up from his memeguard

The commentators were biased as fuck towards DC.

Tyron hasn't changed his game at all since this, if he rematched 2010 Marquardt he'd get mercd again

Jones absolutely won round 1, literally watch it without the commentary and see that I'm right. Rogan and Cruz were slobbering over everything DC threw

Why do you even like Mayweather style champ?
I mean he's literally cancer.

Russian casuals are cancer.

*gets backed up to a fence, mentally shut down and picked apart by a socially awkward leaf*

it was 20-18 19-19 19-19 on the judges scorecards going into the 3rd

> ducks middleweights ranked 1-12

all three judges gave jones the first round what the fuck is wrong with you ya fuckin idiot lol

...

*wins*

I watched it without comments altogether and Jones was Hella dominant 1 and 2. 3 he actually kinda was losing but than again, Jones was probably cooking dat head kick

everyone who isn't on DC's dick already knows that, but it doesn't matter, because it got HEEMED. it's just the only argument they can make to keep the thoughts of suicide at bay.

Hey, you idiots better stop making fun of DC...

Thats what he said, his point was that Cruz and Rogan had hard ons for DC and somehow thought he won the first round

There are people saying that DC won the first two rounds you idiot are you demented that you can't read?

>best WW
>couldn't finish the job in all of his defenses

>be t-wood
>fight killers in the division
>have a family
>fight smart and avoid punishment so you can raise your kids healthily and avoid CTE
>gets shat on by faggots that have NEVER been in a fight in their pathetic beta life

ahaha dumb amerilard

You can call me whatever you want but last 2 Tyroid fights are ultimate snoozefest. Last one even on paper.

who is saying that?

>Dana so mad that he's willing to go back against his own word, and give GSP to Bisping just out of spite for Tyroid Nigley
Bisping keeps winning

>It's okay to spam "13 seconds" on Aldo's social media
>Not okay to make fun of someone else

Either pick one or pick none.

but dude a high school wrestler would totally take him out

no there aren't idiot

Two posts above you

You need to stop posting here, all your comments are garbage.

>raise your kids
>literally raising his wife's son

You are literally demented huh? I bet you made this gay OP too right?

Post crying DC pepe.

>bisping will soon have wins over Rockhold, Hendo, Silva and GSP

Truly the GOAT killa

lmao stay dumb idiot

>pay good money to see dudes smack each other
>supposed to feel pity and guilty for wanting to see them actually fight because of their families
Ugh

>pre-USADA Marquardt vs post-USADA Woodley
I believe it.

If someone else asked I would but I hate you Bulgaria

This is even worse than Aldo getting heemd by Goobs. Cormier is broken mentally and physically forever

brits are TAKING OVER heem from now on

americucks BTFO
cancucks BTFO

Bisroid is a fraud and a coward, I never thought I'd see the day someone was a worse champion than Carla Esparza but that day is finally here.

post your dream scenario for late 2017- early 2018.

> Dana stays mad at Tyron
> Dana gives Gastelum free reign to get a nutritionist, and strength and condition coach on UFC dime
> Gastelum makes it down to 170 and beats Tyron
> Whittaker claims undisputed MW
> Gastelum goes back up to MW for a spicy super fight against Whittaker.

>DC was winning 2 rounds
How retarded are you exactly? Queer

>Fluke win over rockhold
>Razor close decision over old man spider
>Got the shit beat out of him by old man hendo
>Duck the top contenders for a meme fight with gsp
Nice "goat"

You heem yourself.

wtf did i do to you bud

>Britbongs vs Leafs soon

Reminder that Woodley vs GSP will be the worst event ever televised

Damn, makes me feel bad.
He won't recover from this one.

YOUR TEARS WILL SUSTAIN ME TILL THE END OF TIME!

I think this sums up the rankings:

1. Ronda
2. DC
3. Luke

Jones catches a 2nd DUI, ends up killing someone and gets life.

Why did people want to see Gsp vs Woodley? It's not like GSP is an exciting fighter either.

>be BispGOAT
>fight roided killers in the division
>have a family
>fight like a warrior to be given oppurtunities and money so you can see your kids live the best lives possible

how up your own ass do you have to be to make a comment like this?