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need winter to come back

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>Inground pool
Give me MONEY.

I hope aliens invade canada and cuck them into a tourist destination

Homos go to hell

come over for a swim bud haha

Hi diddly ho, neglectorinos!

>not The Official: Oyster Bay edition
That toad is literally me, also checked

Nothin wrong with being gay

No please. Summer just arrived, why do we need the winter back already? It can wait a bit longer I think.
Pic related, today I enjoyed the summer.

me on left

wrong

scared of me?

God damn Norwegian richfags. Are you the same guy who frequently posts himself reading and getting drunk on the sundeck of his parents' villa?

you ski for A pruss

How am I supposed to enjoy the summer if it's boiling out and I'm stuck in body armour and long sleeved shirts?

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>Nothin wrong with being gay

need a movie that doesn't take itself too seriously but isn't vapid trash either

Me on the right.

why not use the old thread?

Paul blart, mall cop

APEKINO

Can't wait till wh*tes go the way of the dodo bird

we couldve just used the old cum thread

>>Nothin wrong with being gay

CIA seems like a cool guy.

I always shill One Week
it's some Canadian movie

shan't be watching a single minute of that lad

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mix it with rum

The OP encourages retards to spam whatever shitty webms they are fapping to, if I wanted that I could just open a tab for /gif/

kys, it's fucking 30 degrees here with 90% humidity

fuck summer

pic related, near my house in the winter (fall)

Renewed my license today buds and I have to admit I look like a Chad in my picture
The jawline looks flawless, I'm still ugly in person though

Where did you get that picture of my 3rd home?

Welcome to /gif/

>CIA seems like a cool guy

kys

Reminder that CIA thought buying an m9 was an investment

i'm sneaky

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>pet one dog
>the other starts having an autistic fit
>first dog copies the other dog

>M9's are relatively easy to come by in the U.S
Not pleased with a number of firearms in this country desu, We have only shitty break action rifles and shotguns.

wrong

I bought it because it was cheap and I dont own any handguns

I wonder what it's like being ugly and stupid...

Dont look now but BTC is approaching the all time high, 2850 rn

Yes

it was a beretta 92s

which is basically an m9

once a pon a time there was an ugly barnackle
he was so ugly evereyone died
the end

>posts himself reading and getting drunk on the sundeck of his parents' villa
No, I'm not him and I have my own house and sundeck. But I frequently post myself cooking, reading books, or drinking coffee.

I snowboard for the most part, or cross country ski.
But you don't need to wear long sleeved shirts?
Why is it so hot? Here it's normally 14 degrees during summer. Today was 23 and I loved it.

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yeah it is. ltc isnt exactly in bad shape either though

Sauce!

I'm required by uniform to have a black issue long shirt on at all times.

That sucks. How hot is it?

Easier than being ugly and smart probably because you'll lack self awareness.

LTC all time high was 57 dollars though, BTC has increased double the percentage as LTC since I flipped. You[re missing the moon ride. Graph is really fishy though, we're mooning today outa nowhere

I'm boiling alive in the car even with AC on. Sure I have some fun pulling over a shit tonne of people for going like 1kmh over the speed limit but I'm roasting alive.

Told you all of that negative music is bad for your health

You're a chauffeur?

Because of the humidity from the US South. On warm days I usually hit up the marina and go boating like you do.

is happy music good for you

my room is hot

W-what's going to happen if I only listen to Joy Division for three months straight?
Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

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In burger-units, that's 73 degrees; It's absolute hell over here around 73. It's not comfy until it reaches 50 or 40 degrees at best, NYC is like a stove-top that ceases to turn off during the Summer. Even if it's as low as 60 degrees, the humidity is constantly ramped up to the max, therefore, making it even more shitty.

I haven't seen snow in over a year. It rarely genuinely snows during the winter too, mostly just ice bullshit.

Most of the non-whites around here don't understand the concept of properly washing, so they'll reek of some weird gunk and it's fucking nauseating.
>ywn be as comfy as norbro

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SHOOBLEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>is happy music good for you
Try listening to this and tell me if you don't feel better
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not sure what you mean by negative

Girls (with big bums)

Nice. It's important to enjoy it while it last, is what I'm thinking. Even our summers are rainy or grey weathered for the most part, sadly. Pic related.

You're a cop, that's cool. Tell me some stories. Do you have a "nigger problem" too? Or is that just USA?

But we don't have that humidity that you guys have tho. We have humidity when it's cooler weather, but then you don't notice it the same way. I much prefer 15 degrees instead of course. 15 degrees and sunny, that's perfect. That's 59 for you.

hmmm yes

feminine bums aren't gay?

Ayyyy

Ontario is a regional power

i heard this on somewhere else

if the region is central canada I agree

Niggers lol

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Its a pooperpower, The greatest Pajeet Raj of North America

No, We have black people and they do cause some crime but not half as much as the natives.
I have a few stories if you want to hear them
>Hospital call with apocalypse crazy guy
>Prostitute road filled with stings
>Mayor being secretly gay
>Having to remove Mayoral candidate from debate
>Defending fisheries and oceans building from angry Lobster fishermen.

Indians are basically white. Our languages are in the same family too

africa can't be THAT bad

The kind of music that's about wallowing in your misery

Not South Indians

so user, you playing this cool new game?
i hope you are

>Indians are basically white

obviously

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No fuck off faggot, I'm still trying to figure out CoC and all this shit is happening at once.

It's not even geographical, it's more caste based and even inthe top 1 percent a true white phenotype isnt common

I meant with the languages. South Indians speak Dravidian languages not Indo-European.

Nice, Iet's start with the top one and work our way down the list.

got brave working with extra flags
exelence

I'll suck your dick

I swear this is based on a bl manga but I can't remember the name

Pretty good horse porn thread on Sup Forums right now. You should check it out

COME CRAWLING FASTER