Spend 2 minutes making a detailed reply

>spend 2 minutes making a detailed reply
>Error: Specified thread does not exist.

Fucking cuckporn threads never last long...

>make well thought out reply
>people ignore comment, respond to obvious shitpost or bait instead

>want to roast a kid
>blue clover at the top turns red thread 404

>make a good cinema discusssion thread
>dies after 2 replies

>"what did she mean by this" with a porn image
>250 replies and 100 images

I'm probably to smart for this website

>make funny post
>shitty sensitive touchpad on laptop presses post twice
>Aborted

>make post
>autocorrect fucks up spelling
>leave thread before I get made fun of

>not looking through your post before hitting post

You deserve whatever is coming for you

Do those good cinema discussion threads of yours always have David Mazouz as the thread image by any chance?

>make obvious shit bait that will rustle the spergs
>error: you've been banned
>reported by butthurt NEETs that got roasted by me in another thread even though I followed the rules

most people are, it's my only source of human contact though.

>fact check obvious bullshit statement and reply with source
>other anons fawn attention on the original , adding other obvious bullshit

the internet has made people stupider. they just plug into whatever satisfies their own prejudice and completely ignore critical thinking anymore

Git gud.

>even though I followed the rules

You obviously didn't.

>following the rules

Get a load of this cuck!

>open thread
>click auto update
>4...3...2...1...
>thread was pruned
>worried I missed a reply that got deleted before it appeared

What's worse? That or
>10 minutes later not a single (You)
Bonus suffering:
>Someone posts something similar and gets at least 3 (You)s

Kek

I've never been more than 2 minutes without yous, I'm a quality poster

iktf

>Someone posts something similar and gets at least 3 (You)s

This reminds me so hard of my childhood at school when I told a joke and no one even smiled. The very next recess another kid told the same joke and everyone laughed, even the girls.

First

(You)s are indicative of shitposts, not quality posts

>Bait thread
>Based user posts a roll image
>Get banned for replying to him

REALLY makes me think.

In that case have a (You)

That's the fucking worst!

>no replies
>3 hours later someone replies with underrated

Alternatively
>Interesting thread
>gets derailed by roll/post or your mother sucks nigger cocks faggot post

...

>lurk on Sup Forums

this thread is shit look at my digits

Happened to me yesterday, the reply was pretty good too.

He does it for free though, nothing we can do about it, c'est la vie

>make extremely long multi paragraph post
>spend over 10 minutes fact checking and browsing through wiki's and google
>feel more accomplished with the hard work you have put into this post than your real life
>accidentally cancel out post, work is lost
>close out Sup Forums for the day and consider suicide

>fact checking
>Sup Forums

You post in a lot of sjw threads I'm guessing?

you realize the anonymous and temporary nature of this site only makes it amenable to exchanging three things: jokes, insults and illegal information, dont you?

Don't you worry
I will make sure it comes to an end

So, I'm the one in the wrong here?

>someone calls obvious sarcasm bait
>people call out stale overused bait as bait even though anyone who's been on the site for longer than a week already knows it

...

fuck off frogposting faggot

/film/

>tfw make a good cinema discussion thread and it get no replies

>post an epic greentext Pepe thread
>20 minutes with no replies
>finally get reply
>dumb frogposter

listen, the janitors work really and don't make too much money so chill out

mind if i save this?

>thread about movie genre or other technical aspects is derailed by cuck porn or politics trolling

yes

go ahead, it's all yours :^)

>make post and realize it has a dumb mistake right after it goes through
>You must wait longer to delete this post

>not saying "I was just pretending to be retarded" once they call out you're mistake

>never get any action on normal threads I start discussing a movie, some random Seinfeld scene, etc.
>start a thread about Alanna Masterson yelling on instagram to the haters who called her fat
>it hits the bump limit

>make smart, detailed post
>get trips
>no one responds

>actually giving a shit about what you or anyone else posts on here

>image.jpg

chalk digets

>responding to obvious bait threads

You deserve it.

I hope you shitpost & meme the ban appeal like me.
> it's not me starts playing
> can't handle the bantz?
> if you remove my post will it hurt?

Underrated

>Make a great post with arguments and shit
>Get trips
>666
>Everyone's calling you Satan

TRIGGERED

>>Get trips

>post detailed reply in active thread
>people suddenly stop posting

Faggit
> look at mine tho

>reply to a post with the intention of trolling
>user falls for it
>before I can respond another user steps in where I left off and carries the conversation

>not just leaving the thread

>it's a "the mod looking for an excuse to delet this thread so he starts asking for dubs" episode
just do not reply

>try to post ITT
>make a new thread by mistake
>get banned
>this thread still up

Global rule 3 of this site makes it so that any mod from any board can ban anyone for anything that is even slightly offensive. We should have killed moot for writing that shit rule.

>spend 900 hours on MSPaint making a thread related image
>Error: Specified thread does not exist.

>Criticize BANE, JUST or cuck posting
>Get at least five butthurt (You)s

Works like a charm every time.

...

>wasting the image on a late night unrelated thread
>2 posters, 4 replies

I got banned for admitting I shitposted on another site.

You got banned for shilling another site

>get caught up in interesting thread discussion on relevant topic
>post a well-thought-out reply, with relevant link to support interest in the thread
>get dubs
>everyone starts commenting on "NICE DUBS", thread practically derailed as everyone starts talking about the fucking goddamned number of my post
>realize I'm talking to a room full of fuckwits who've never been anywhere, and know nothing about anything
>hate my life
>jerk off, drink, pass out playing FTL

ITT: mods exposed for micromanaging

I never mentioned the website. I just said I was shitposting about a topic on another site. I got muted by a janny, so I guess he didn't like I was shitposting about something he liked. I got a 24 hour ban.

you are not wrong, sir.

And to think we'll never see that gem of a post. C'est la vie dumb frogposter.

>write a detaied post
>error you've been banned for 3 days
>check the post I've been banned for
>it was a blacked thread made by mom's husband

>end a post in "get over it."
>5 replies in 2 minutes

>not having another phone or computer
>not using a Sup Forums app for backup shitposting

>spend 2 minutes making a detailed reply
>You are banned.
I always fail to keep track of my bans.

>have perfect reply for a thread
>notice it's too old hence the potential to get (You)s too low
>don't reply anymore

>Come to Sup Forums hoping to talk about television and film.
>Post thread about a patrician film like Lawrence of Arabia, The Godfather, or even Apocalypse Now.
>Only one reply.
>Mfw I see the 10th Star Wars thread hit 100.
>Mfw I see the 5th capeshit thread hit 70.

Post late at night when the oldfags think it's clear. Post on Sup Forums

>Post on Sup Forums
He's complaining about threads being kept afloat by underage posters. Why on earth would he want to ever go to Sup Forums?

>do something bannable
>"i followed the rules!"

are you fucking retarded?

Because these Star Wars and "capeshit" movies are new. What more is there to say about The Godfather and Apocalypse Now?

You people are pretty much watching movies for children. Movies that require no critical thinking skills at all. And don't give me that new shit. There are many new films that are actually good, actual "patrician" films, but you faggots would much rather talk about Star Wars, capeshit, and multiple generals for shit shows 100 times a day. Seriously, I've already seen 20 Star Wars threads in the last two hours. Star Wars isn't fucking deep. THERE IS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT!

>Star Wars is more popular than classics
>Sup Forums gets buttsore and resorts to insults like "movies for children"

Every single time.

>See Rouge One thread
>Start shitting on it's plot points
>People agree
>I haven't even seen it and am just guessing, but apparently completely correct

Jokes on you, I haven't seen the movie either but I agree with everything anyone says about it.

>T. One of the people who post multiple SW threads a day