Would Rogue One have been a better had Nicki Minaj played Jyn Erso and the movie were a remake of Menace II Society...

Would Rogue One have been a better had Nicki Minaj played Jyn Erso and the movie were a remake of Menace II Society? Nicki is much more attractive than Felicity Jones is, and Menace II Society is a masterpiece.

yeah

>Ape more attractive than this
lmao

Rogue One would have been better if Nicki Minaj was in it and it was instead a movie interracial femdom

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nigs have shit foot game
DROPPED

and make darth vader black with a BBC

>tfw fapping to Anaconda occasionally

>thicc beautiful sassy strong black woman
>stick figure white ''woman'' who is probably a complete prude and wouldn't even facesit you

>nigs have shit footgame

this so fucking much. I really want to get into black women and sometimes I'll find a pornstar thats really hot, but their feet are a travesty.

That outfit never fails to make my dick diamonds

You need to get your eyes fixed

A frail white bitch and a proud, strong shenig.I'd pick the black one.

I don't like blacks but something about Nicki really turns up my ancestry's lust for fertile women and then when i look at Jones's disgusting mole rat face i realize that star wars is a nu-male sjw franchise

BIG PUSSY BIG BUTT TOO

Just go all out and make an Afrofuturist movie.

>Im so lelrandum with my bait
On the sidenote im surprised that plastic thing is still relevant

>Be in British Royal Navy
>Go to India
>See this

Maybe you just like tranvestites

oh fug

>That ass in space tights

>he sees big ass and titties and he immediately thinks about men in drag
wtf

Nicki has twice as many feminine features as Jones does, my friend

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APEX THICC

Men can also get fake ass and tits and claim they are women.

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Darth Vader has a black voice.
Star Wars should've been a blaxploitation movie.

WHO

why is my pee pee hard and bigger?

>she will never sit on your face

Yeah because apparently a fake fat ghetto whore with a manly face is the epithome of feminity

oh my

>>That ass in space tights
And remember, there are no bras in space.

source?

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That shouldn't be the first thing to come to your mind if you're not a degenerate.

>starting NoPorn
>Sup Forums is being lewd

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Nice projecting. You have to be black to find her attractive and even then there surely are better looking famous niggress than this airbrushed ugly thing hiding under silicones and make-up that closet faggots drool over. Do burgers really have such a shitty taste?

>projecting
>he's literally the person who brought up drag queens
Please stop embarrassing yourself.

Is there a porn star who looks like Nicki Minaj? That could very well save my life.

Carla White / Dakini

lela star kind of does with her latest monkey implants

i don't even care that she's fake as fuck, it's great

Nikki Minaj sucks because they chose her to voice the best fusion on Steven Universe so we won't see it again due to how expensive this plastic earthworm of a woman is.

thanks but she looks white

ok.

How else would you know what should be the first thing to come to your mind as a degenerate if you werent projecting? And the first person to bring drag queens in this thread was the one that posted minajs image. Sorry you have a shit taste but personal attacks wont help in fixing it.

Peak game right there

Darth Vader is black though

my god in heaven. That is the perfect body

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this is art

I love PBW and i cannot lie

Whatever man. With those hips, there is no way she'll be able to give you more than 12 or 14 children.

Can we get back to discussing Rogue One? How ugly Felicity is was distracting, and she wasn't a very believable rebel or fighter.

Incontrovertibly.

What

Women like her should be delegated as National Virginity Takers: Women whose job it is to take the virginities of men over 20 who have yet to have sex.

I think it would help prevent some school and theater shooters, imo.

t. /r9k/

If you want to get laid but are too beta there are prostitutes

But it's socially unacceptable to go to a prostitute, just like how it's socially unacceptable to be a virgin. Losing your virginity to a prostitute only makes things worse.

If the joke has to be explained, its probably dead, but here we go anyways...

Two guys (one Amish) get introduced to pic related. She goes away to get them drinks, and the Amish guy starts chuckling under his breath. The other guys asks him what's so funny. Amish guy says "I don't want to tell him, but with those narrow hips, there's no way she'll be able to give him more than five or six children".

pls dont be shooped

Why not? It's not like your three-incher is ever going to be inside her.

But in your twisted logic somehow is better to delegate women just to have sex with virgins.

At least 50% of thicc posts are shooped. Shits irritating.

Well yes. What is wrong with that? Are you saying that women being paid by the government to help sexually frustrated virgins would not be helpful to society at large?

>African-American entertainment

Yeah gee if only someone would have thought of such a profession earlier

I just want to fuck Nikki because I know without a doubt that I would not be able to pleasure her whatsoever. I just want to see if my dick would be able to reach her puss through that foot of huge ass

Well every girl has at least one experience where they fell for a guy slept with him and became his girlfriend but then she finds out he cheated or just didn't work out. She wasted all that time and energy and pretty much gave the sex free but get paid for it, sleep with virgins and get paid for it both parties are happy The End.

Ahh, you're talking about that profession that is illegal in most states of the USA? That profession wherein most people are looked down upon for seeking services from said profession?

'cause that sounds very different from the profession I'm interested in existing, imo.

Nicki makes me horny but can she act? Also she would need to deflate her implants a little. Disney is a family company so all female protagonists from now on need to be flat and skinny.

Max Landis would thinks so. He would know best because he is a good writer. Have you seen Me Him Her? Its a masterpiece of film. One would call it pure Kino.

>Casting something other than a porno based on attractiveness.
pleb

That's funny you mention that having an ass like that must be a blessing and a curse considering most guys won't be able to go balls deep doggy style.

I wonder if /gif/'s having a Nicki thread right now. I didn't plan on jerking it today but I've been triggered.

>At least 50% of thicc posts are shooped. Shits irritating.
For some reason white men rather photoshop white and other non-black women than admit their attraction to black women and black features.

Well yes you are talking about making prostitution legal, regulated and socially acceptable. Just thought the way you worded it was odd. Move to eastern Australia or something

>Nicki makes me horny but can she act?
She was in Barbershop 3 and went to school for acting before becoming a rapper. It could work.

Stop making things up shaniqua

Damm, you guys really need to go out more

I don't think ass implants are a black feature.

See

thx your pic made me finish

In a sense, but also not really.

I'm talking about there being virginity takers -- they're not prostitutes... well, they sorta are. They are paid to have sex with men, but it's not the men who have sex with them. I guess you can say that their tax dollars are, though.
Not even a virgin, btw. Just having some fun.

>were a remake of Menace II Society
You mean, Minaj II Society?

Imagine being drake

I'd watch it.

not bad, user.

Drake's a bitch.

That's how I tend to end my days before falling off to sleep

>mfw i say i'm a virgin even though i'm not
>get to fugg an infinite amount of licensed semen demons

Felicity is pure.

Who's this semen negress ?

damn nicki minaj looks like THAT??!?!?

Where my BRAAAAAAP-ers at?

Yeah, I was thinking about the screening process, and I wasn't sure how it would work.

Maybe others anonymously report people who they fear may be a sexually tense virgin?

Reminds of this guy on twitter riffing that Captain America: Civil War would have been better if Bucky was like DMX in Never Die Alone. Two gold pistols, mountain of coke, pink neon lights.

degenerate

A real woman.

>Reminds of this guy on twitter riffing that Captain America: Civil War would have been better if Bucky was like DMX in Never Die Alone. Two gold pistols, mountain of coke, pink neon lights.
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