Heem

Bjpenn.com

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JUST FUCK MY LIFE TO PIECES

Upcoming events:

8/1: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 4
8/4: LFA 18
8/5: UFC FN 114
8/5: ACB 66
8/8: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 5
8/15: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 6
8/18: LFA 19
8/19: ACB 67
8/22: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 7
8/25: Glory 44
8/25: Bellator 182
8/26: some garbage boxing fight that only braindead casuals give a fuck about
8/29: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 8
8/31: Invicta FC 25

pls stop bullying DC :(

I don't like DC but I legit feel bad for him.

>8/26: some garbage boxing fight that only braindead casuals give a fuck about

Sergio Pettis vs. Brandon Moreno
Randa Markos vs. Alexa Grasso
Alan Jouban vs. Niko Price
Martín Bravo vs. Humberto Bandenay
Sam Alvey vs. Rashad Evans
Alejandro Pérez vs. Andre Soukhamthath

>autistic docksperg hates DC
nothing new here

it's the truth

*triggers a chalkskin*

No lol

UFC should put Woodley's next fight on the prelims of the next free card in some shit country

Why do you spam the general all day then spergy? Do you have a job?

Pettis
Grasso
Jouban
Bravo
Alvey
Suckhamfast

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>49-0-0
>0-0-0

this makes sense to the casual

but he 50-45'd maia something not even the greatest boxer in the ufc masvidal could do

I thought conor was 0-1

I don't spam my man. I do work. It's a beast.

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SEETHING!

you literally cannot get white dudes off your mind. are you alright?

ROCKHOLD

KHABIB

SOMEBODY HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why is the black man superior in every way?

low-income poorfag detected

>le blood orc!
>l-lawler was deleted
>w-wonderboi!
>n-next time
>t-this time!
>m-maiavidal!
>m-m-aia

Best boxers:

Cody
Masvidal
Jessica Eye

We couldn't protect his smile lads...

he should have stayed humble

Reminder that if you dislike a fighter because reddit likes him you are a turbo casual.

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I'm sure you're rich in cheeto dust

heem is much more comfe sense we heemed the white bois lol

Tyron Woodley
Kevin Lee
Black Beast
Brian Ortega
Yoel Romero
Justin Gaethje
Aljamain Sterling
Platinum Perry
Jon Jones
Robert Whittaker

These are /heem/'s universal boys and my personal boys.

Reminder that if you dislike a fighter because they're prone to injury and/or illness, you are a casual.

Ferguson pulled out the second time, not Khabib
Khabib pulled out of UFC 209 because his liver failed, not because he couldn't make weight

Shut up you infidel

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Black beast is kill

How do you know which fighters reddit likes?

Do you go there? Are you a redditor?

please lose some weight fatso

Reminder that if you dislike a fighter because of his UNDENIABLE SUCCESS, you're a casual and a h8r.

His athletic career was a success. His podcasting career is a success. His analyst career is a success. His comedy career is a success.

Deal with it.

Reminder to NOT laugh at images such as these
This man is scared, alone in pain and confused.
Not a laughing matter!

>the fat white girl has a black kid.
>dad nowhere to be found

Where did it all go wrong?

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who are you even talking about

calm the fuck down kid

>austraila
posting without a proxy ehh?

He unretired

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You know his name. Say it!

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This, what is wrong with you people???

racist whiteboi

I will not be able to find happiness in my life until I see DC happy again

For the first time I'm on the same side as spainsperg

>tfw no haughty monarch gf

Why is JBJ a bad guy again? Because he uses fun people's coffee? He tests the limit of modern science like all other fighters? Women can't drive? Only half-men hate Bones and that is undeniable.

I was going hard on the Jones train but the victory isn't that sweet anymore. Never seen someone look that broken after a fight, made me feel awful.

Makes Aldo crying in the locker-room look tame.

>plebbit user
>trump supporter
>internet tough guy
>white knighting a professional cage fighter
p4p most fedora image i've seen all week

i stopped watching Rizin after King Reina fight, did i miss out on much?

Post your boys.

Primary boy:

>Khabib Nurmagomedov

Secondary boys:

>David Teymur
>Robert Whittaker
>Jacare Souza
>Jared Gordon
>Paulo Borrachinha
>Jason Knight
>Joe Duffy

Tertiary boys:

>Islam Makhachev
>Michel Prazeres
>Anthony Smith
>Dominick Reyes
>Colby Covington
>Shane Burgos
>Belal Muhammad
>Justin Ledet
>Jingliang Li
>Drakkar Klose
>Brandon Moreno

Propsective boys:

>Vinc Pichel
>Naoki Inoue
>Gavin Tucker
>Zabit Magomedshapirov

It's funny watching the spammer rotate through all his different personas so quickly since no one responds anymore

>tfw you just BTFO someone worse than anyone has been BTFO in history

Fatality

he's in shambles

No one cares you moslem

I unironically agree 100%, the only people who hate him for partying are nerds with zero life experience

imagine if jones pops for something...

would be p delicia

Would you be able to take him seriously in the lead role for a drama?

Not really. Horiguchi looked good

This is enough. Just this.

I enjoyed you, /heem/.

I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE

>imagine have even the slightest emotional attachment to this """sport"""

I can smell your pussy from here.

lmao spergy is all revv'd up

>still no Rizin torrent
SEETHING

Does Rumble come back now?

Does Jones get Gus next or should Gus fight Volkan first?

maybe in the I Am Sam remake

*revs up sperg*

He'd make a good Adam Eget

Did he fight like a retard on purpose?

>USADA
>OSP
>Ring rust

How come these didn't come into play last night Jones haters?

What will DC's kids think when they see him in complete shambles on television after getting brutalized by another man.

My secretary boys lol bud lmao

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Who unironically can stop this woman?

>implying DC isn't Chris Benoit tier

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He was losing the fight until he won, my guy.

I don't hate him for any reason except his moronic fanbase.

Could Sea level Cain beat Jones?

take your mandrama references back to your cesspool

no he wasn't, he was cruising to easy dec victory

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It was 1-1 my guy

>IMG_6526
does this mean the person is using Sup Forums from a phone?
why do people post from phones on sunday nights?

>woman

Can someone webm the second round i think when DC hits him with a flurry and jones smiles and puts his hands down

It's so he can ban evade and spam all day and night.