You'll now watch Ligue 1 Conforama

You'll now watch Ligue 1 Conforama.

the matador of montpellier

Top 10 anime career deaths

Nerman will play this saturday against Amiens

nah

is it official?

>Conforama's slogan is litteraly "the country where life cost less"
>the biggest transfer ever is probably going to happen here
The irony.

the annihilator of amiens

Nerman undergoes medical tomorrow in Qatar and a whole police company has been mobilized for his presentation near the Tour Eiffel so I guess it's pretty much 100% sure now.

>pretty much 100% sure now
Se queda !

It'll be official on Wednesday.

he could also break his leg disembarking from the airplane

Already been watching it since Balotelli joined Nice senpai

Been watching since Lucas joined.

how do we fix lucas senpai

Fuck akl this shit.. im looking forward to Wednesday and Thursdays /comfy/ Europa League and Champions League qualifiers

all*

I think he's just not as good as I thought he would become when he played for São Paulo. Sell him to Milan.

The conquerer of Bastille

he wasn't good to begin with
>mfw europe buys an overrated brazilian kid
>thinks he's gonna be world class
>turns out he isn't
>mfw no face

The Feast of Nice

thought you were talking about neymar desu

>Mosieur le petit Nerman, le malson du Stade de Reims

Le napoleon du ballon

is neymar a better robinho?

you dipshits are memeing it wrong ffs

>he doesn't know about the filtered words

ayyy lmao

show me how then uma

the adjective and team name must have the same first letter like

the assassin of Angers

the sopa-maker of saint-étienne

>implying Di Mario and Pastore will let him take #11 and #10

13 looks disgusting desu

i wouldn't be surprised if getting the #10 was part of the contract

hmm who could likely be sold by PSG this summer?
>#4 - Grzegorz Krychowiak
>#7 - Lucas
>#14 - Blaise Matuidi
>#19 - Serge Aurier
>#21 - Hatem Ben Arfa
Also, implying any player won't give up his number to give it to Nerman Jr. He wears both #10 (Brazil NT) and #11 (Barça)

probably this. who is Pastore, after all?

He'll get 26 wich is the number of milions his father will get from Barça if PSG pays

the one who will fed nerman with gud balls throughout the season

Pastore who took #10 after Zlatan left.
Nerman definitively take the #10 and nobody will say anything about it, not even Pastore

lmao is Barca who will be paying him that, for

>loyalty bonus

ayy lmao catacucks

I already was watching it for Cavani

>I shameless bandwagon every team my countryman goes

The Conqueror of Caen
The Scourge of Saint-Etienne
The Nightmare of Nantes
The Lord of Lille
The Brutalizer of Bordeaux
The Bully of Bastia
The Destroyer of Dijon

>implying I watched la liga

I was already watching when Raí joined

with the money the psg pay them

>The Conqueror of Caen
supprime ça

I like to follow a prospect player when he goes to Europe. I did that when Hernanes joined Lazio, when Lucas went to PSG and now with G. Jesus in Manchester City.

>the rapist of Rennes
>the butt fucker of Bordeaux
>the molester of Metz
>the dick cutter of Dijon

too sexual lads?

t. catacuck
you have to pay Neymar sr first.

Are you going to watch Girona next season? Don't foget Ajax and Lile

>the sisterfucker of Saint-Étienne
>the nonce of nantes

I get the feeling sr is not getting his last payment, he went to barcelona today claiming he 'still wasn't sure about leaving to psg' to see if he was getting the loyalty bonus lmao

>youll now watch this one team league

nah

its even behind portugal in watching appeal

>the choker of champions league
the sooner this greedy macaco and his father leaves, the better. psg will suit him like a glove

its on the contract you signed lmao, you can't do jackshit about it.

better pay it, catacuk

I'll watch the big games. Like PSG - Monaco and...um...Monaco - PSG?

Just like you did before with Real Madrid and Barca and...um... Barcelona and Real Madrid.

sorry but I'm already watching Liga NOS

don't waste your time

>Douglas Luiz Soares de Paulo, mais conhecido como Douglas, (Rio de Janeiro, 9 de maio de 1998), é um futebolista brasileiro que joga como volante. Atualmente defende o Girona, por empréstimo do Manchester City.
Kek, they're in La Liga now so maybe I can catch a match when they face one of the big teams.

>Ajax
Only UEFA matches desu.

>Lille
Now that's some good shit over there.

>NOS
ÉRAMOS

No crying allowed cuck

The Brutalizer of Bordeaux
>the butt fucker of Bordeaux
>we waited for Neymar to roll over for PSG

>yfw the one who pulled this out is abandoning the sinking boat

ayy lmao cry more jajaja

The triggerer of Angers

>nerman's 7 minutes of glory after 4 seasons that included a treble
many at paris are going to be a bit underwhelmed once neymar begins to play

lol better pay those bills, scatalan

I don't watch european plastic leagues outside the really big games and if a Uruguayan is playing.

I follow local football and them some Argentina and Brazil but with no particular interest for any club.

Why is vecino not a starter in your nt?

And you better pray taht your whole fabela doesn't get btfo with the next rain you canibal macaco

>being THIS triggered

LMFAO

>seething macaco
ayyy I would be butthurt too if I had to spend my only life being a 3rd worlder

>spain
>not 3rd world

ayyyy lmao

It's clearly not

I bet you even go barefeet now you filthy monkey

pls don't @ me you filthy spic
go take a shower or something

2 and 1/2 world.

lel

>The Hangman of Le Havre

how did I do it?

>the Not-nice-guy of Nice
r8

call me when we have burning cars every weekend

absolutely horrendous

You have cars to burn?

>uma delicia fabelinho pretending he's not poor as sewer rats
lmao I still remember when neymar first came to barcelona him asking if money was infinite in those machines outside banks hahaha so cute

Neymar's gonna be bullied hard. Ligue 1 ain't la liga, our african bulls play no joke

underrated

lol moors btfo by muslins
this thread is gold

KEK

You know we do, c'mon be more clever
Your banter is as weak

He is and he's awful. Made us lose a game against Mejico a while ago I remember

Also Tabarez.

because yours is very clever callin Brazil 3rd world, when they have a better gdp and that you were a claiphate longer than brazil was even a country.

show me a spanish favela
compare the size and population of spain with brazil
we were part of a caliphate but we fought and we hit back
you are in the process of being a caliphate
c'mon
what else
hit me

>as good as I thought he would become

the guy runs with his head looking down, of course he would never come good

>catacuck can't into formating

ayyy lmao

Try to tell that to são paulinos.

Fun fact: PSG actually thought he would become world class kek

I do, I watch european teams because there is some Uruguayan playing. The only team I follow because I am a fan is my team (Peñarol) also I not bandwagon any european team, if they win (better for the uruguayan player), it they lose meh and sometimes I even stop watching the game if the player is substituted, I do not watch or follow the team.

Now I am watching:
Barcelona - Suarez
PSG - Cavani
Deportivo - Valverde
Juventus - Bentancour
PSV - Pereiro
Fiorentina - Olivera, Vecino and Cristoforo
Sometimes Atletico - Godin and Josema
Sometimes Sampdoria - Torreira

What a strange approach to football fanhood

That's how a lot of South and North Americans follow teams, no one in the Us cared about Dortmound until Pulisic showed up. Look at how many Chicanos buy Chicarito jerseys. Some Americans follow their ancestry and root for teams like Weder Bremen, Lazio, Spurs or for me Celta Vigo. Other Americans support teams of places they visted like PSG or Bayern

Joke's on you, I watched Balotelli destroy that shit league last season, excited for part deux.

If Mbrrrap stays, you'll enjoy it even more