What is the classiest language to learn as a 21st century globalist?

What is the classiest language to learn as a 21st century globalist?

Esperanto, Chin*se, Jewish

Interlingua

French

french obviously

I suspected as much. Endorsed by Jean-Claude Juncker himself.

Python and Golang

arabic

russian

finnish

Joual.

the one where you kill yourself

esperanto

people like you who say this unironically should be hanged

you couldn't sufficiently argue against globalism if your job depended on it.

>Globalist
Hebrew
Or if you're a normie "globalist", then English or Chinese

ENGLISH!

If you're an Anglophone, the next two global languages are Spanish and French. Those are the only 3 global languages.

Definitely it's Latin

This :D

>as a 21st century globalist
Hebrew. Oy vey !

English, spanish and french my man

A true gentlemen knows them all.
Bonus point if they are truly useless in everyday life, like old church slavonic, latin, sanskrit or aramaic.

If you want to be edgy AND converse with a living human being, you can try hungarian or basque.

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