Sexy guys

Why is it that danish guys are so hot?
Also, hot international men thread.

Spoke to a Brazilian girl once who was planning have a threesome with her female friend and a Danish tourist because he was so hot, but then they saw how small his cock was and both backed out

Danish guy from Game of Thrones also has a micropenis according to someone I know that went to the same gym as him in Belfast

Starting to think it might be universal

Scandinavian men are hot.

>smallmark

That Feel....

That's why he only fucks his sister.
Family is always family.

It's the hair I guess

>how small his cock was and both backed out
wait
they all got naked
and then they saw his tiny micro penis
and then they ran?

>Starting to think it might be universal
It isn't. I've seen plenty of amateur videos on pornhub featuring danish folks.

amen to that

danes are ugly degenerate boring subhumans

nonsense

No, he got his cock out for them to start sucking under some pier on a beach there, like the degenerates that your women are. but they decided there and then not to go back to his hotel room like they were planning to.

I think the one girl stayed to finish off the bj out of pity, but the girl I was talking to said she was just "nah" and left.

whose the danish guy from game of thrones?

danes are ugly degenerate boring subhumans you subhuman

>like the degenerates that your women are
Come on, now. Everyone likes to have sex.
Even british women.

>finish off the bj out of pity
that's sad

okay then super hombre, show me how sexy you are.

danes are ugly degenerate boring subhumans

are you greek by any chance?

are danes ugly degenerate boring subhumans?

you're pissing me off, m8

danes drink beer
which is basically drinkable piss for subhumans

you cheeky motherfucker.
i hope someone rapes you.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

There's another Danish actor in it now as well though playing one of the Greyjoys. Will have to see if he's gone nude in other stuff

muslims and africans think of me as a pale turk
germans are afraid of turks

nobody will rape me

>germans are afraid of turks

is that so?
what do they think of brazillians?

yes
latinos who like football
but germs take football very serious since they dont have a culture

>they dont have a culture
stop this meme

not meme
i live here
its jut another western shithole