Blue Jays @ White Sox

Based Bort edition

Estrada vs. Big Game James

Engel you dumbfuck

rest in pieces joe smith edition

1st for JASH DAHNALDSAN

Engel ded

Almost a great catch

fucking donny

>shields

BIG GAME JAMES

>come to shitpost
>6 pitches and inning over and I missed it all

What's stopping you from making fun of the Sox.

so fucking close

>andershit

you didnt miss anything

shields has plenty more homers to give

nah the team cant hit for shit unless its the 9th inning

How perfect, the Sox bullpen will blow another game.

>Tigers fan in the stands

doesnt matter cause its shields

even you or I could hit a home run against him

>walking dunnvidson

hes probably observing to see if the sox break their 2003 record

>a big red down arrow

Moncada pls

>avila gets traded by his dad
He must feel wanted.

yes and?

lets hope this can get marcos confidence back

>its a
>big
>red
>down arrow

>bulls night at the park

>its an arrow that points downward signifying lower rates of interest on a mortgage

...

oh shit, can you dump these? i don't have any summer /cold one/ pictures to spam

Will it get better this year?

Probably not.

was bort too dimed for the down arrows that he had to go into the Pringles Ketchup slippery slide business?

I wish I had more friend but these two were the only ones I could find

nope

fuck it i'll try to make some

Every fucking year the bears suck and the sox do to. Why is it like this?

>john gibbons doesn't know where he is going to use aoki
confirmed not playing ever

...

there is no way the sox will avoid getting no hit this season, every game is like this

Shit front office, though Hahn is slowly working to fix shit. Meanwhile the old bitch is rolling in her money.

HEY BOYS, HOW BOUT A NICE TALL COLD ONE EH????

>it's another "will the Sox get a hit tonight?" episode

Sox go to Fenway next for 4 games. I'm sure they'll face the eventual AL Cy Young winner.

Please don't

its a victory for us if we dont get no hit

>shields

>fat ass cusb fan blows the catch
lmao

ping

martin wants a tall cold one eh

>he thinks there's any season where you get to avoid this on Sup Forums
mfw

Fuck me I missed the based solo dinger man solo dinger

I just want my Sox and bears to win like it's going out of style

James "Launch Pad" Shields

>We live in a world where Smoak hit 30 homers by July

pong

BASED SMOKEY 30 DING DONGS

Shields is consistent as fuck

SO MANY DING DONGS

Fuck me daddy

Is big game james elite?

when da squad goin out for some cold milk after da game

can we fucking DFA goins yet?

I like Pillars beard

ALRIGHT BOYS I GOT US SOME /COLD ONES/

Kahnle just hit a Tigers batter in the head

you know what shields needs?
a /cold one/

>bases loaded and the gays dont score
asgdfgsdfhfdgh

...

>Move Pearce to 2nd (he's played there in the past)
>Start Carrera in left
>Aoki is new 4th outfielder
>Platoon Barney/Goins at short
>Send Refsnyder back to Buffalo

Could it work?

last of the cold one dump for a bit i don't want to get banned for spamming by some jannie

>Start Carrera in left
you lost me

fuck now hes going to fall apart

They need his bat in the lineup tho

his fielding is not worth his bat

This is the 4th time in the past week that a pitcher has taken a no hitter at least into the 5th against us.

>shields start and were getting no hit
>im still watching

>marco gets a no no 2night
pls god

pouring a tall, icy /cold one/ can help with nausea!
this post brought to you by the dairy farmers of canada

chicago fans might not realize it but this game is still perfectly winnable for them, considering our bullpen

Have you noticed your pitcher hasn't allowed a hit? You typically don't see the bullpen when that happens.

Do you have chocolate?

of course we do, pal! we'll stop buy the depanneur and grab you a kinder surprise and a cadbury chocolate bar!

hell someone get a hit and that'll be a win

without being insulting to Marco Estrada I would be very (pleasantly) surprised if this game ends as a no hitter

LOL

White Sox can't figure out the two pitch wonder.

Marco is so shook he doesn't ever throw the curveball anymore.

There it goes

first hit about 30 seconds after i posted this did i jinx it :E

FUCK

So yeah, about that

what anime is this from

thanks for the jinx

>timmay of all people breaks it up

Gunbuster

why is it always the fifth inning? fuck sakes

i mean one of the White Sox fans further up pointed out that this keeps happening to them until the 4th-5th inning lately, probably something about getting tuned into the pitcher

TTOP

learn it

we learned for our guys

its shit

absolutely shit

you can check yours

I was specifically talking about the wheels falling off for marco in the 5th.

green line league avg
red line: sox """""pitchers"""""""

woops wrong screen/table

also green is sox, red is avg

are these rap lyrics? i don't listen to music made by the blacks or the latinos

Why bother playing 9 innings? Jays are just gonna walk off anyway.

>shitields

if his name is Shields and you want to call him shit shouldn't it be Shits?

also
>morales actually running bases
he must be pissed off