Based Bort edition
Estrada vs. Big Game James
Based Bort edition
Estrada vs. Big Game James
Engel you dumbfuck
rest in pieces joe smith edition
1st for JASH DAHNALDSAN
Engel ded
Almost a great catch
fucking donny
>shields
BIG GAME JAMES
>come to shitpost
>6 pitches and inning over and I missed it all
What's stopping you from making fun of the Sox.
so fucking close
>andershit
you didnt miss anything
shields has plenty more homers to give
nah the team cant hit for shit unless its the 9th inning
How perfect, the Sox bullpen will blow another game.
>Tigers fan in the stands
doesnt matter cause its shields
even you or I could hit a home run against him
>walking dunnvidson
hes probably observing to see if the sox break their 2003 record
>a big red down arrow
Moncada pls
>avila gets traded by his dad
He must feel wanted.
yes and?
lets hope this can get marcos confidence back
>its a
>big
>red
>down arrow
>bulls night at the park
>its an arrow that points downward signifying lower rates of interest on a mortgage
...
oh shit, can you dump these? i don't have any summer /cold one/ pictures to spam
Will it get better this year?
Probably not.
was bort too dimed for the down arrows that he had to go into the Pringles Ketchup slippery slide business?
I wish I had more friend but these two were the only ones I could find
nope
fuck it i'll try to make some
Every fucking year the bears suck and the sox do to. Why is it like this?
>john gibbons doesn't know where he is going to use aoki
confirmed not playing ever
...
there is no way the sox will avoid getting no hit this season, every game is like this
Shit front office, though Hahn is slowly working to fix shit. Meanwhile the old bitch is rolling in her money.
HEY BOYS, HOW BOUT A NICE TALL COLD ONE EH????
>it's another "will the Sox get a hit tonight?" episode
Sox go to Fenway next for 4 games. I'm sure they'll face the eventual AL Cy Young winner.
Please don't
its a victory for us if we dont get no hit
>shields
>fat ass cusb fan blows the catch
lmao
ping
martin wants a tall cold one eh
>he thinks there's any season where you get to avoid this on Sup Forums
mfw
Fuck me I missed the based solo dinger man solo dinger
I just want my Sox and bears to win like it's going out of style
James "Launch Pad" Shields
>We live in a world where Smoak hit 30 homers by July
pong
BASED SMOKEY 30 DING DONGS
Shields is consistent as fuck
SO MANY DING DONGS
Fuck me daddy
Is big game james elite?
when da squad goin out for some cold milk after da game
can we fucking DFA goins yet?
I like Pillars beard
ALRIGHT BOYS I GOT US SOME /COLD ONES/
Kahnle just hit a Tigers batter in the head
you know what shields needs?
a /cold one/
>bases loaded and the gays dont score
asgdfgsdfhfdgh
...
>Move Pearce to 2nd (he's played there in the past)
>Start Carrera in left
>Aoki is new 4th outfielder
>Platoon Barney/Goins at short
>Send Refsnyder back to Buffalo
Could it work?
last of the cold one dump for a bit i don't want to get banned for spamming by some jannie
>Start Carrera in left
you lost me
fuck now hes going to fall apart
They need his bat in the lineup tho
his fielding is not worth his bat
This is the 4th time in the past week that a pitcher has taken a no hitter at least into the 5th against us.
>shields start and were getting no hit
>im still watching
>marco gets a no no 2night
pls god
pouring a tall, icy /cold one/ can help with nausea!
this post brought to you by the dairy farmers of canada
chicago fans might not realize it but this game is still perfectly winnable for them, considering our bullpen
Have you noticed your pitcher hasn't allowed a hit? You typically don't see the bullpen when that happens.
Do you have chocolate?
of course we do, pal! we'll stop buy the depanneur and grab you a kinder surprise and a cadbury chocolate bar!
hell someone get a hit and that'll be a win
without being insulting to Marco Estrada I would be very (pleasantly) surprised if this game ends as a no hitter
LOL
White Sox can't figure out the two pitch wonder.
Marco is so shook he doesn't ever throw the curveball anymore.
There it goes
first hit about 30 seconds after i posted this did i jinx it :E
FUCK
So yeah, about that
what anime is this from
thanks for the jinx
>timmay of all people breaks it up
Gunbuster
why is it always the fifth inning? fuck sakes
i mean one of the White Sox fans further up pointed out that this keeps happening to them until the 4th-5th inning lately, probably something about getting tuned into the pitcher
TTOP
learn it
we learned for our guys
its shit
absolutely shit
you can check yours
I was specifically talking about the wheels falling off for marco in the 5th.
green line league avg
red line: sox """""pitchers"""""""
woops wrong screen/table
also green is sox, red is avg
are these rap lyrics? i don't listen to music made by the blacks or the latinos
Why bother playing 9 innings? Jays are just gonna walk off anyway.
>shitields
if his name is Shields and you want to call him shit shouldn't it be Shits?
also
>morales actually running bases
he must be pissed off