This is going to be shit

This is going to be shit.

>out of thousands, it was two attractive people who woke up

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>JLaw
>attractive

total butterface imo

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not an argument

>JLaw
>Attractive

looks like the most Hollywood manufactured bullshit ever, in the same month that there's essentially a fan fiction Star Wars movie made exclusively to cash in on Star Wars popularity, this shit looks more manufactured and fake

im glad this movie flopped *farts* *burps*

Actually Chris Pratt woke up then [spoilers]got lonely and woke up J.Law because he thought she was hot. He then made up some BS about her pod also malfunctioning[/spoilers]

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yes she's clearly hideous
i'm sure no one on here would even go out with her once

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She seems to be allergic to oxygen.

You distracted by the tits, but she's pretty average compared to the goddess hollywood has to offer.

You can't argue with "imo" so just post a pic faggot

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unfortunately saw the trailer before rogue one. movie looks god-awful, but she looked great in it. i like her face a lot for some reason

I bet it's some romantic comedy and he does wacky spontaneous things to impress her

instead of just taking her out of her pod for a few minutes at a time and fucking her pussy and taking pics with her butthole

>Jennifer Lawrence
>attractive

my sides

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Is this recent?

hot body
head like a cabbage patch doll

Tons of makeup

"no"

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>Chriss Pratt
>attractive

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Attacking the source.

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post YOUR pic

Im just stating facts

she looks okay from 100 feet away

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man you must love Jlaw or some shit. Lmaoin' @ ur life.

>out of thousands, it was two attractive people who woke up


there's a very specific reason it was J Law's character who woke up though, and it's because Pratt's character is the only one who wakes up, he gets lonely and decides to get her out of hypersleep to keep him company, effectively resigning her to a death sentence

Posting my pic for that one faggot that keeps asking.

He was when he was chubby

this. he looks weird now

dyel

holy shit you're right

>trying to argue that "Jlaw is attractive to everyone!!!!!!!!!!"
the fucking state of your life famalam

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I heard this movie ends with incestuous implications

Didn't expect that

It is going to be the best thriller science fiction romantic comedy of the year, cap this

Actually Pratt just woke up, and he manually woke up JLaw cause he was bored.

this

I didn't know I had this fetish

He woke her up because he was lonely and became obsessed with her, and then lied about it to make her fall in love with him. It's actually pretty disturbing.

It's just going to be Oblivion 2.0, why even get worked up about it
It'll come out, be mediocre, make back roughly 1.1 times it's budget, and be promptly forgotten

she's fucking insufferable
youtube.com/watch?v=Q5M4KQ1EU-I

Is this good to watch with some LSD? Does it dazzle?

Spoiler that shit, some of us are eating.

I hate JLaw so much, she's such a horrible actress. Why does she get cast?

Theyre are pushing this so fucking hard. When so much money goes into marketing is because your movie is shit.

Name some other blondes who aren't in their 30s.

Remember that asking a woman to dye her hair is oppression.

I can already imagine how the movie would go if it was an ugly guy and her.

You should all go watch it, not for the sake of the goblin Lawrence, but for the sake of the absolutely based Chris Pratt.

Holy shit, what a cunt!

JLaw is disgusting.
Chris is a sexy beast though.

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>implying Pratt isn't also a goblin

I know this movie will be mediocre garbage at best, but goddamn I love me some space movies.
Especially ones that deal with hypersleep chambers and long journeys.
I know it won't happen, but i'm hoping at least one of them will die at the end, or that this turns into a psychological thing and one of them is just nuts and tries to kill the other.

This

>JLaw
>attractive

The guy hunts, hates SJWs, hates political correctness and is a conservative Christian probably the only one in hollywood.

lachs

I only see one, m8.

I have no issue with Chris. He is literally the luckiest fucking dude who won the fucking lottery, and became world famous with absolutely no acting ability, just because his qt B list celeb girl wanted him to help out on her friend's movie.

In the original comic, where did story came from, she kills him after a while, to be with another man, whom she boarded the ship with, also it's revealed that she killed all the other women in their pods.
But then it's revealed that when he woke her up, he had already killed all the other men, and that he was just planning to kill her too after a while, and was intending to wake up another young woman every year or so, to keep him company for the rest of his life.
Basically they were both psychopats. A better end, imho.

>conservative Christian
Gremlin confirmed.

I'm thorn between watching this for Chris and not watching it because of JLaw

That's actually pretty good.
Too bad you'd need one of the Great directors to make it anything but continual throwbacks to The Shining.

Chris Pratt woke up alone, obsessed over Jlaw and then woke her up and pretended it was both of them.
She finds out and its a stalker psycho thing

Also its shit.

That's sounds pretty fucking good desu.

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>Have a great story already written out for you
>Turn it into a generic flick
woah...

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Because let's be real here; being a fucking actress takes literally nothing when your only job in the movie is to be eye candy.

>JLawfags can't even afford basic logic

She's anything but eye candy.

>spend all that time lifting weights
>still have a shit face
butterface

He only needs to learn how to type less obnoxiously

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That's what she was intended to be. Same way they used to cast Lebouf when they needed a "rugged, youthful" character.

I can't fault him if he post here

>lifting the chin to hide a weak jawline and/or ugly facial proportions

I too play this game, but I don't post on the internet about it.

This movie does bring up one interesting thing. You see in the trailer JL get trapped in a bunch of water at 0G. If such a thing were to happen would there be any way to get out of that situation?

I saw a trailer of this in theater and it looked like a household appliances commercial.

It's something with her cheeks.
Probably plastic surgery.

Dude, spoilers
I thought it was just those two who woke up

critics hate it because
>muh rape

so does it mean it's /ourmovie/?

You could swim out of the water.

Tough decision to be honest

in zero G? how would you generate thrust, pushing the water behind you won't do anything

>pushing the water behind you won't do anything
how do you think swimming works

anyone else think thats a reference to the book Endymion?

DUDE RAPE LMAO

>how do you think swimming works

with gravity!

Pratt actually makes a choice to wake up Law

right, its the gravity that propels you forward. there's no force holding her in the center of the water bubble

>how would you generate thrust, pushing the water behind you won't do anything
That's exactly how you swim.

>only attractive people are allowed to say whether other people are attractive