/F1/ - Formula 1: King of Spa edition

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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 202 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 188 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 169 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 117 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 116 points

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First for FASTEST LAP ON A POTATO MACHINE

>no summer stream link
>no news
>no memes

Shit thread

>Ferrari good at high downforce tracks
>Mercedes good at power tracks
>hurr durrr kimi is going to win spa

>News
Kubica passes the 5 second extraction test
Hulkenberg does not concede to suck KMags' balls

Reminder that Nico Hulkenberg is the most unsporting driver on the grid

I agree it is shit

digits and mercs crash and gimiwinslol

Reminder that Flörsch is the queen of /f1/

dubs and Hamilel dies in a fireball

If you're going to post early, at least bump the old thread so retards don't later. Useless burger.

There's no female driver in F1 ya dingus.

I said /f1/, not F1, ya moran.

Sophia Flörsch doesn't browse Sup Forums ya dingus.

You don't know that for sure.

For all we know she has been furiously masturbating to the story written about her.

>implying Daryl, Flœrsch, Taytay, Victoria, Mana and Beitske don't post here to get more twitter followers and fans

>implying Daryl, Flœrsch, Taytay, Victoria, Mana and Beitske don't post here to shitpost

you make a good point, Daryl

I'm Sophia's bf. I forbade her from browsing this filthy website to preserve her innocence so I'm sure she's not on here.

>pic related
me on the right

>Sophia's bf
>bf

bit odd to go for autoerotic asphyxiation by strangling yourself during a meal, but I wouldn't be able to help myself in her presence either

it's 2017, just because she's a female doesn't mean she can't be her boyfriend you idiot

youtube.com/watch?v=O1VzDnKSG5U&t=22s

>broke up with her boyfriend because of racing

Meanwhile the girl in

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does she like anal?

Sophia or Patricija ?

sophia

Probably. She is German after all.

stop posting this unfunny, forced attempt of a meme

Schumi came back?

>mfw she wrote the story

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP POSTING THINGS I DON'T LIKE

Dubs and Lewlew isn't as lucky as last year and gets eaten by a tiger he plays with

Is F1 even trying anymore?
The Halo will make them look even worse.

Indy cars look very basic and simple (just like the overtaking work groups said is needed for close car to car racing that was then ignored)
The problem is that they get professionals to lol into shit then ignore them because thicc cars lamo. They halo will look better than the current iteration but will look ugly when implemented.

Bring Brendan Back
Bring Buemi Back

youtube.com/watch?v=AisDHGzLW8c

>implying they look bad now

I think they're just a little long, otherwise they look brilliant this year.
The front view is more flattering imo.

Halo will probably be full of wings and Mercedes will find a way to cheat with it.

Can we nuke the bahamas yet?

They'll add oil to their Halo.
As far as the look of the cars, I never liked the change to the noses since the mid/late 2000's, so the front is not a very flattering look to me.
If someone photoshopped the F2004 nose(just the nose, the wings are fine) onto the current Ferrari, I bet it would be a better looking car.
The noses now look as bad or worse than that Red Bull notch nose they ran some years ago.

>Indycar designed by an artist
>F1 car designed by an engineer

Guess which one is prettier
Guess which one is faster

M8 on the straights Indycar is faster than F1, if we're talking about top speed Indycar wins.

>wet race
>Vettel 1st on the grid
>Hamilton 2nd
>AMX 3rd
>gimi 4th
>Bottas 5th
>Vettel flies away right from the start
>AMX tries to overtake Hamilton on the inside of Eau Rouge but spins and takes out Bottas
>SC puts gimi right behind Lewis
>gimi overtakes Hamilton by going flat out in Raidillon after the pit stops
>rejoins Vettel but doesn't do shit because Ferrari team orders
>Seb gets PTSD from that last turn in Canada in the wet
>goes wide in the last lap
>gimi goes first, not caring about Ferrari since they already signed the contract with Vettel's blessing
>King of Spa once again
>cheekily says Vettel deserved the win
>Hamilton finishes behind AMX who completes the podium
pls

LMAO fucking Indonesians are all the same.
>pic related


Also:
Bottas went 231.5 mph in Mexico last year, which is good enough for the front row of the 2017 Indy500

Nah, the Indycar is designed to balance aesthetics, performance, and costs.
It does all three pretty well.

The F1 car accelerates, decelerates, and reaches its top speed faster(which is about 370kph at some tracks, almost as fast as Indycars in road course trim).
2014 was the last time an F1 car was even close in performance to an Indycar, that was a slow year.
According to Chevy's test of their 2015 aero kit at COTA in November 2014, the Indycar would have been "mid pack in F1 qualifying" that year, which was something like 2 seconds off Lewis Hamilton's lap.
Interestingly, the only time the car would have been gaining on an F1 car would have been the corners where the Indycar carried more speed that year due to the insane amounts of DF.
If Indycars produced 1000hp like CART did, then they might have been able to give an F1 car a run down the straight.

As it stands, Especially in 2017, F1 cars mop the floor with Indycars.

The speeds at Indy are an average speed.
The cars are doing 240mph down the straights.
>almost as fast as Indycars in RC trim
*oval trim.

>The speeds at Indy are an average speed.

Oh right, fair point. Forgot that.

What would be really cool would be to see the kinds of trap speeds(for qualifying, not to race) we saw in CART.
Paul Tracy was once clocked at 256mph around Michigan once.
Gil De Ferran holds the closed circuit record at 241mph average at Fontana.

Fuck no man, in F1 pure speed doesn't matter. I said if we are talking about top speed.

Cornering is much more important of course.

Oh cheers man, i'll have to read more on Indycars, guess i just read obsolete info/articles for my statement.

>Paul Tracy was once clocked at 256mph around Michigan once.

Hanford slingshot?

I think he was testing actually.
The cars had so much HP in the late 90's/early 2000's, even with how draggy the old cars were compared to now, they hauled ass because they had shitloads of power.
If a modern Indycar had that much power, I bet we'd see a 245-250mph average lap. Honda and Chevy define the engines from 750hp on Road/streets to a mere 550hp on ovals.

>he received no penalty for this
bravo stewards!

Sophia here, it's true

Stop posting

youtu.be/07RnjBNdE4E?t=17s
>Yeah I mean if you can do what Hülkenberg did to Romain, then it's going to be a dirty race.
He actually delivered. The absolute madman.

Reminder that from Hulkenberg's perspective it was clear that him turning would've resulted in losing the rear. He had to correct the front once braking in, so his issue was going in too hot, he didn't intentionally aim to push Grosjean off. I view it as similar to AMX on Ricky but not causing immediate race ending damage.

It was vendetta.

>HIDF Bullshit.

He had already corrected the car, wasn't "too hot", and was completely in control.

Hulk noticed that the Force India on the outside was further ahead of the other one, so he tried to make his way to the outside to follow him through on the inside line at turn 2.
Then in doing that, he was a complete retard and either didn't notice, or forget, that Grosjean was on his outside and drove in to him.

Fair enough, now, would this be an issue had he started where he qualified instead of being punished for something not his fault? Many such cases where the penalty system has caused accidents.

>would this be an issue had he started where he qualified instead of being punished for something not his fault?

Surely you're not implying that an "unfair" penalty gives him carte blanche to ram people off the track...

Enough of the leddit larping now guys.
Prepare for Kimis spa victory.

Of course not, but it is valid that a faster car starting further back is more dangerous. Besides, this incident is literally the only justification for what KMag did, which was pure payback, the starting incident really wasn't intentional and was just being overzealous, same thing Verstappen did.

Today I will remind them!

>Kimi
>Being allowed to win ever
The only situation Kimi will ever get a win is if Vettel retires

>a rare insightful YouTube comment appears

This cunt is 100% right.

Lewis followed team orders like he's meant to do, and everyone wants to suck his dick over it.
How many time have we seen Bottas follow team orders this season?
No one suck his cock for that. Not even Emilia. She only sucks horse cock


>reposting because I forgot the comment :^)

When are they firing all the stewards and getting some new ones?
There's no consistency whatsoever in any of the rulings anymore.
One driver can do one thing without getting punished, which a guy in the lap right after will get punished for

reminder that Liberty media is transforming F1 in a gay parade
>suck my balls
>flirting on the podium
>nobody bats an eye on the podium when an ass is shown

>complains about gayness
>comes from the most flamboyant country in Europe

The ironing.

Drivers have to be professional, also Vettel mentioned it to Kimi just after. Not to mention the crowd made some noise.

>tfw I will never see Emilia genuinely crouch naked under a horse and jack/suck it off

I used to watch a bit of beast when I was a young edgy shit and I did find it hot.
That moment when it would cum and the poor woman would have their lips round the end swallowing as fast as they could but it would shoot out the sides. They would pull back for air and cum would just pure down their chest.

And they were always in the butter zone of the crazy-to-hotness ratio.

>youtube.com/watch?v=07RnjBNdE4E
>''Dai mtra maniera Maranello, VAI!

IT'S ''DAI! UN'ALTRA BANDIERA A MARENELLO!''
>come on! another flag in Maranello
what the fuck is this shit?
shut up

>231.5 mph lap average Mexico
Absolute madman.

>2315 calorie average snack

Fuck I miss the V10 engines lads.

>V12 hybrid engine

literally easily unironically 390 in monza

true, this is a pretty fucked up situation in Mercedes
Toto and the team are with Bottas while Niki is with Hamilton

Now get rid of the first chicane

Getting a penalty is still no excuse to drive like a fucking mad cunt. If you can't pass cleanly, don't pass. Unless you're black.

the first chicane is meant to remove drivers like AMX and Ricci, so it needs to stay

Good post.

>2315 shitposts per day average
Also, 11am and you think that fat fuck is up?

>Also, 11am and you think that fat fuck is up?

>implying you'd miss the breakfast menu at McDonalds

Chop chop

>implying a Greek would eat fast food other than muh souvlaki
Suck my balls, honey.

>Suck my balls, honey.
Not like there'll be anything else to suck on

Chop penis

kek

>Tfw a finn on a ethiopian Toshiba HDD retailer imageboard has better italian than payed Liberty Media video editors

They are/were planning a change of layout tbdesu
But it was planned because BERNIE wanted it, now with Liberty who knows.
Pic strictly related

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I know. On the current layout I think they shouldn't run the chicane for the opening lap.
It's just a crapshoot.

nice

it's just the cut of the knickers. Far left girl's bum would look super nice in some cheeky knickers too.

>super nice
>wobbly saggy unshapely

Australian standards ladies and gentlemen

>Australian standards
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>wobbly saggy unshapely
number of these applicable is zero.

Esperance is a lovely town. If any of you cunts ever come down this way, stop in.

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Tests here

>Leclerc is the fastest of all the non current F1 drivers

HONDA FASTER THAN MERCEDES