Tfw you'll never be a Palin

>tfw you'll never be a Palin

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Yeah, gotta suck being a frail little bitch ass anglo like 90% of whites in America.

>Track Palin

That's nigger-tier naming right there

>Track

Oh my fucking god, Bristol does things to my dick.

No, that's Mormon-tier naming.

>90%

bristol is a whore

>Track Palin

reminder when she tried to pretend she was the one who was pregnant instead of her daughter

There's something about this family that triggers Demolibfags and SJWs sooo bad. I think it must be the healthy skin tone or great smiles or maybe mom's refusal to fall in lock-step with the feminist wing of the DNC or something like that, who knows.
Lots of undeserved ridicule and outright hatred directed towards this woman and her family by the usual bunch of "oppressed" ogres, trolls, and hambeasts.

>ywn fuck Piper Palin
She looks she'd be a beast in the sack. Like she'd make fun of how it looks and jerk it too hard.

>Track Palin

yeah but she's also a 10

>tfw you'll never be inside a Palin

only 3 more years till 18, cant wait till her tape comes out

The guy's name is Track?

yoo piper tho....

What a beautiful family desu. Looking at them makes me feel happy for them.

>Palin will never call you a dirty spic and sit on your face, making you lick clean her pussy and butthole .

i want to be the little girl

Which one had the down syndrome kid?

Hey, I live there 3:

You know, this faggot wouldn't be half bad looking if he lost the glasses, cut his hair, dressed like a man and lost the feminist loving chip on his shoulder.

He'd pass for a chad.

Thanks feminism, for turning white men into nu-male bonfire fuel.

sarah and chuck heath

Fuck off, Lisa ann is a coalburner old hang.

Palin is pure, PURE!

American names are fucking hilarious

He's doomed anyways,he suffers from Manletism.

I'd fuck his sister and mother thought

>not depicted: retarded son

I was just thinking that:

> Replace cuck goggles
> Quit veganism and lift
> Act like a traditional man
> Switched his major from Sociology and Cuck Studies to something challenging and of merit in STEM (petroleum engineering, then move to Texas)

These are very strange names even by our standards Ahmed

Sure thing, Randy

Track is hot

FUCK so many memories come gushing back. I won a state championship in debate back when I was a high-functioning robot.

Why do Americans have such stupid names?

Says the Scandicuck

They're a stupid people

i worship our next vice president!

I look up high school and college debate briefs and just pick what side I want to be on for the day.

It's so easy to tear into Sup Forums's weak arguments from both sides.


Ask a question and I will convince you otherwise. I can persuade left to go right and right to go left. This is part of my daily work.


MFW I make so much money I get taxed at a 50% rate by the U.S. gov while y'all waste away. Some can't even afford some of the most basic means of healthcare like dental work so my tax dollars have to cover y'alls asses.

Is that Russia in the background there?

We learned from the best :^)

Jesus Christ get it together Puerto Rico....

>track
>willow
>bristol
>piper

they have names like a litter of puppies.

Anyone ever read the book by Levi Johnston

If only Piper was a little less chubby there, I'd destroy it.

did you seriously just post this twice in this thread when you intended to make a new thread? fucking moron

why does lisa ann have so many kids?

Mostly just the upper WASP class names their children this way to separate themselves from the plebs.

My favorite is a legendary lacrosse family, The Stanwicks. Their names are Sheehan, Wells, Tad, Wick Stanwick, Covie, Shack, Steele, and Coco. Every one of them played D1 lacrosse and set records at the schools they attended.

They NEED to go on Jerry Springer

Because her husband blew his wad inside her at least 4 times.

>she will never fart on your nuts

>Track
>Piper
>Bristol

Fucking nigger tier names

The Palins are by no means WASP upper class. LionOfTheBlogosphere/HalfSigma has some good posts explaining that the Palins are actually completely prole.
Choice quote:
>Both of Sarah’s parents are school teachers, the quintessential middle class jobs, but Sarah has clearly sunk to prole. Her husband hasn’t graduated from college, Track is not going to college, and Bristol gives no indication of being college-bound. Track getting arrested, and Bristol getting pregnant at 17 are markers of being prole rather than middle class.

>separating yourself from plebs
>by having Caucasian-nigger tier names

i know that feel brother.

WHY LIVE?!

Maybe in the next life my friend.

Which one's the retard? They look like good kids though.

I thought the retarded kid was named Trig.

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Why do the children have such shit names

Tell me pic related isn't the finest milf in the world...

Why would anyone want to be a Palin?

i'll never be todd....

Why do liberals have a such a demonic hatred for conservative women?

Nice try but norwegians are way above you. Let me remind you which country is the source of modern marxism.
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I wish I could just find their house and break in, I bet it would be a beautiful place. I'd look for Bristol and go into her room and put tape over her mouth, then I'd knock her out and take her home with me.

I'd lick her asshole until it was sopping wet and fuck her bloody, then I'd remove the upper torso from the lower w/ the legs and keep the bottom half. Her asscheeks would be preserved in a cooler, I would have sex with them whenever I felt sexually stimulated. I would leave the upper half back on their doorstep minus the head, which I would also keep in the freezer and make love to.

I wonder how many men that girl saw go in and out of her fathers bedroom while he was gone

Which one keeps popping out mongs?

>Track
>Todd
>Willow
>Bristol
>Pipe
thank god

End yourself, friendo

So how's life, Moot?

I hope none, that would imply that he left her at their house by herself, and the place was robbed

>NYREF

>not including the potato they named Trig

She was probably pretty hot when she was younger, but she has reached that age in a woman's life where she uses paint rollers to apply makeup.

You can tell looking at Bristol's bone structure in OP's pic, that she is going to be a 300 pounder by 40, girl is thick.

>mongs

TOPKEK

source?

>>Fake politician
She's an Embarrassment to our state.

Where's the numerous retards? The daughters are whures and the son a wife beater

The family lives in Wasila if you really want to do it I dare you, I'll watch on my local news channel as they report
>Home intruder shot in Wasila
And I'll kek and go on with my day

How does taking in muslim refugees from syria improve ones country?

Pro tip, it doesn't

Google it you lazy ass syrupnigger

>Track

The one that was hot before she was pregnant had a potato for a babby at 17

THEY ARE TRYING TO DIVERT OUR ATTENTION

THIS IS A SLIDE ATTEMPT
DO NOT RESPOND WITHOUT SAGE!!!!!
Send this thread to right now.

>tfw when half-black and will never have pure European family
>life is pain

>kek his wife was found by cops in the fetal position under the bed

Why would I want to be in the same family as people I wanted to fuck?

The son has a criminal record and a child out of wedlock. Bristol has two out-of-wedlock kids with two different baby daddies, one loser and one alpha. Guess we'll have to see who knocks up Willow.

FYI, The Palin and daughter meeting Letterman porn is one of the hottest mom/daughter porn..