/nba/ general >no snake worshipers allowed edition >bron is the goat and you're going to accept it
>News: ATL:Atlanta Hawks waive Diamond Stone MIA:Winslow expects to be 100 percent for camp PHI:Timothe Luwawu (knee) out for Eurobasket LAC:Danilo Gallinari (thumb) likely out 3-4 weeks PHI:Markelle Fultz (ankle) feeling 'a lot better' CHA:Hornets will waive Briante Weber NY:Ramon Sessions headed to the Knicks WAS:Brandon Jennings will play in China OKC:Terrance Ferguson agrees to rookie deal GS:JaVale McGee agrees to re-sign with Warriors BKN:Report: Allen Crabbe likely to start at SF GS:Report: Wolves have interest in Ian Clark
So that big baller Lavar will end up killing feminism. I love this timeline.
Dominic Jones
post roleplayers
Austin Rogers
jajajajaja
Bentley Nelson
notice how durantula buttfucked lehelp hard with no lube the moment he got to play with an actual basketball team and in a winning-dedicated organization. notice how he had the most efficient finals performance since shaq's 2001. meanwhile lecramp is crying for more help and driving the existing superstars away.
Joshua Hernandez
did you read the OP? no snake worshipping
Anthony Williams
Lebum dickriders already BTFO itt LMAO
Nathaniel Wilson
2016 OKC were better than the cavs and wouldve beaten them this year for sure if durant didnt leave
Jace Lopez
Seek help
Aiden Edwards
Have sex.
Caleb Fisher
reminder 3-5 is a 60% win rate
Hunter Sullivan
3-5 = 3 wins 5 losses dummy
Michael Cruz
still means he's won more than he's lost though
Isaac Hughes
>bron is the goat and you're going to accept it >Witness >post roleplayers >did you read the OP? no snake worshipping >reminder 3-5 is a 60% win rate >Seek help >Have sex.
>The state of this thread
Adrian Richardson
are you serious
Noah Brown
Do the fucking math you baguette. 3/5 literally = .60, now move the decimal point and it is 60%.
Leo Lopez
he went to 8 total finals he won 3 of them he lost 5 of them
god damn murrica
Carson Ward
meme arrow falling for epic memes
Brayden Clark
>8 OK you're fucking retarded. It's wins/loss, 8 is irrelevant. Stick to making shitty overrated food.
Cameron Reed
reminder it took a major kikeball to help prevent leforehead from getting swept for the second time in his career in the finals.
Kayden Perez
why are people still discussing the same thing over and over
Jonathan Williams
>3rd world warriors bandwagoner
classic
Josiah Richardson
>mfw Durant is better at pretty much everything in the game of basketball than LeBron
Christian Perry
>lesnake lenoloyalty about hop teams yet again Lmao he changes teams like every 4 years lmaooooo
Nolan Reyes
Even 0-0 is better than 3-5.
Bentley Ramirez
what do you mean?
Asher Perry
It's not that he changes teams, he goes to stacked teams and takes over the asylum and management with his crew.
Kyrie saw this and got out at the first real sign of opportunity.
Joseph Turner
So if he was 4-4 he'd have a 100% win rate? ffs
Nathaniel Richardson
Yes.
When someone shoots 4-4, it's marked as 100% shooting% from the field, why wouldn't it be the same?
Jonathan Diaz
>>bron is the goat and you're going to accept it Bro, I hate KD, but LeBron is just as bad.
Seriously get a fucking life. LeBron is a fucking joke.
Samuel Watson
So you hate the two best players in the league, the last two players to win FMVP?
Wow.
You're so cool. I'm sure your mom is very proud.
Jonathan Butler
2 best? as of today it's
1. Lebron 2. Kawhii
Anthony Harris
I should've said top 3. I understand the #2 stop is up for debate between Durant and Kawhi.
Oliver Martinez
top 3?
1. Lebron 2. Kawhii 3. Westbrook
Gabriel Phillips
>3. Westbrook Nah. He's a ball-dominant, selfish PG. Isn't even top 3 at his position.
Benjamin Campbell
The fact they're supposedly as good as they are yet still feel like they need at least 2 other all stars on their team just to win is in fact proof they're not that good. Especially in a historically context. LeBron fucked up the whole league dominating the east by doing this to the point KD pussied out and gave up on his great team with an MVP and roster perfectly suited more than any other to take out their main competition and win a championship but nah fuck that make the rich richer and make yourself feel good with some jewelry without the actual gratification and adventure of climbing the mountain.
Kevin Durant and LeBron James have tainted their legacy and put a stamp on this era as that of the softest and emotionally stuntted, somewhat of a broader statement on most of American's today in the social media age where getting in internet fights with little girls, talking about drinking a girl's bathwater and sniffing farts while "subtweeting" and taking passive aggressive jabs and messages to people is the popular thing to do to express yourself instead of being a man.
Just ignore the fact Durant and LeBron are both fatherless bastards from the ghetto and uneducated disgustingly slimy and two faced individuals.
Joseph Taylor
You just described LeBron.
Luke Anderson
Him balding and having a losing record around him while his shit attitude continues to blow up teams? I witnessed
Brandon Hall
Bullshit.
Lebron has been elevating the players on his team all his career, especially since he returned to Cleveland. In his last 3 finals, he's at times been criticized for being too selfless with the ball and deferring to teammates too often.
Kevin Scott
THIS
SO
MUCH
Tired of hearing this BS about how great they are. These guys are clearly mentally weak as fuck, especially Durant. LeBron wants to act like the godfather one minute trying to control a whole team to every last detail then acts like he's just another guy on the team and run away from his responsibilities and put the blame on others, then leaves and acts like a whiny bitch diva.
Both are not men, they are bitches. Only thing I ever liked about Draymond is that he called LeBron out for being a bitch, then proceeds to be a bitch himself and beg KD to join to the point he didn't even feel like a man afterwards how desperate he was.
The league is filled with nothing but bitches. Fatherless black bastards raised by crack whores and prostitutes.
Easton Johnson
fucking this, snake worshipers getting BTFO hard by LeLoyal James basketball resume, the haters are coming out of the woodwork because of kyries comments, when lebron has never been a bad teammate. He's looked out for his mates all his career. ex: TT and big Z.
Levi Russell
>LeLoyal James >basketball resume >3-5
Josiah Lewis
Because if you can't solo a team comprised of 3-4 all stars you're not a good player, right?
Lebron leaving to Miami isn't comparable to Durant leaving. Lebron had played for the same dogshit organization for 7 years. They'd done nothing to support him. They'd given him no surrounding talent to ease the load, hence why that shit team got the #1 pick the moment Lebron left.
Please explain why you think it's wrong for Lebron to want to play in a place that demonstrates an ability to surround him with talent. Tell me what's wrong with him going to an organization that isn't content to milk his career dry while doing nothing to support him.
Durant made a pussy move, though. I agree there. He was playing with a future MVP, on a great team, and he quit to join the team that he couldn't close out despite a 3-1 lead in the WCF.
Julian Hall
>where getting in internet fights with little girls, talking about drinking a girl's bathwater and sniffing farts while "subtweeting" and taking passive aggressive jabs and messages to people is the popular thing to do to express yourself instead of being a man.
KD is commenting on Youtube as well, he responds in the youtube comments, funny how he has time to be on social media all day instead of training, guess thats the advantage of riding a super team.
Charles Watson
>lebron has never been a bad teammate
Grayson Johnson
That last line was about LeBron btw.
Hudson Davis
The NBA just feeds off this ESPN drama bullshit, dumb nignogs just stick to basketball like you were trained to
Noah Perry
How come Lebron can't even beat a role player these days?
Is he more overrated than we thought?
Joshua Rogers
Celtics only had 3 all stars max. All past their primes, and Kobe did just fine taking them out with only one other "all star" level player in Gasol. If LeBron went to the Bulls instead of the Heat, or went to the Heat with Wade and no Bosh, it'd be a different story, and they still would've ended up winning against them because the Celtics were just on that heavy of a decline after the first 2 years.
LeBron literally got scared looking at a retirement home tier team, still managed to beat them in the playoffs, and even then after all that just decided to go for the Heat plan. Was he scared on "soloing" the Spurs? Who??? Literally just needed one other good player on his team yet decides to fuck up the league with a superteam created through coordinated free agency moves between players. Doesn't even matter if what he did was on the same level as Durant, he was the one that created the precedent that made it possible for KD to do what he did.
Sebastian Brown
>How come Lebron can't even beat a role player these days? >Is he more overrated than we thought?
Noah Parker
>this revisionist history
I'm sick of all the kids on this board.
Grayson Anderson
>this strawman that ignores the entire post to deflect
Are you even a kid? Because I think you may be a stillborn retard.
>typing /nba/ general in the subject line >typing it again in the post
For what purpose
Joshua Ortiz
I'm starting to think most everyone in this thread is autistic, have depressingly little to nothing going for them irl or are just so braindead that they think using the same hooks to b8 is worthwhile and hilarious. >inb4 >starting
Cooper Howard
Pretending ti be autistic is considered funny now too
Logan Hall
Nah, pretty sure Sup Forums as a whole's mocked "I was only pretending to be retarded" for at least a decade.
Jeremiah Smith
The lack of empathy and compassion in these threads is disturbing. A real group of sociopaths. There are real people on the other side of the screen
Bentley Turner
>News: literally who edition
Angel Bell
>3-5 >advanced stats
Blake Taylor
3 divided by 5 is a respectable 60% win rate
Isaac Rodriguez
Did the Philadelphia Stubhubs just buy their 2018 playoff birth, Sup Forums?
Oliver Ortiz
Not even close to Curry's 200% win rate
Lincoln Taylor
those jerseys are nice
Leo White
nice
Ethan Barnes
>lebron exposed on /nba/ funny how rebbit knew he was was bust years ago. why is /nba/ always wrong?
Sebastian Butler
Isn't it funny how only a year after "Lebron"(Kyrie) won a championship for Cleveland, the guy gets exposed as a more cancerous version of TO and his legacy completely dwindles down the toilet like a dead fish.
This is literally the best offseason ever.
Christian Lewis
There are people who think that Kareem is the GOAT. I'm curious about how they would think that when he wasn't even better than Magic Johnson.
Parker Wright
Rearrange the letters in "Stub" and you got yourself an answer
Joshua Young
>his legacy completely dwindles down the toilet like a dead fish meanwhile we outchea fucking your fave kpoop star
Hunter Jackson
He scored the most and his laundry list of achievements is about as long as MJ's :^)
Benjamin Miller
i bet she was creaming her panties. korean girls love them some dark meat
Wyatt Cooper
Curry is white.
Benjamin Hughes
>i bet she was creaming her panties. korean girls love them some dark meat
Carson Young
his dick is black
Blake Howard
>OKC were better than the cavs Only because Durant is as valuable as Kyrie and LeBron combined.But Westbrick kind of balances everything as he sabotages all the teams he plays for from the inside
Colton Hughes
>Wins: 2012 Miami vs OKC Thunder (4-1) 2013 Miami vs San Antonio Spurs (4-3) 2016 Cleveland vs Golden State (4-3)
>Losses: 2007 Cleveland vs San Antonio Spurs (SWEEP) 2011 Miami vs Dallas Mavericks (4-2) 2014 Miami vs San Antonio (4-1) 2015 Cleveland vs Golden State (4-2) 2017 Cleveland vs Golden State (4-1)
Lebron James has won 3 of the 8 finals he's been to.
Nathaniel Sanders
>all his loses are gentlemen sweeps
L M A O
Julian Cox
>all his wins are refball
Elijah Brown
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your umpteenth iteration of a Finals record post and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Pass so you just expedite your shitpost. Oh, and we all know the shtick. The infamous record next to smug anime characters or NBA players, right? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you post that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a millionaire athlete. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic obsessive NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is ">ADVANCED STATS, MUH MJ, MUH KOBR, MUH WESTGOD" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Ryder Nelson
>she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand
i make trap beats on reaper. that's sorta cool?
Benjamin Long
Shots made-shots attempted If you go by that standard, then allow me to point you here. 3 shots made + 5 shots missed = 8 shots attempted. 3-8 shooting.
Nicholas Young
is posting the same text & image in every thread a bannable offence?
As much as I despise GSW and see their recent chip with an asterisk on it, I'm not so dumb to say that the Championship should be thrown away altogether. And since he says ALL AWARDS SHOULD BE THROWN AWAY, might as well toss out Finals MVP and the Championship.
The stubhub logo looks like shit though, I wish it was just a wordmark instead a patch
Brandon Collins
go mavs
Xavier Rogers
Nah, they're ugly af, worse than the Suns.
Juan Walker
How many stars do the Warriors have? Curry, KD, and who else? Thompson? Green? Those guys wouldn't be stars on their own. I don't even get why people act like the Warriors are this stacked ass team like no one's ever seen before when you had teams like the Celtics and Lakers in the 80s, the Bulls in the 90s, the Lakers again in the 00s, and the Heat after that.
Julian Lopez
>4-4 shooting is 100% but 3-5 in the finals isn't 60%
The fuck you smoking?
Christian Scott
>How many stars do the Warriors have? Curry, KD, and who else? Thompson? Green? Those guys wouldn't be stars on their own. Why is /nba/ so shit right now? I mean it's normally pretty shit, but it's gotten way worse in the last few weeks.
Cooper Phillips
Not on /nba/
Nathaniel Long
Dont try to argue with these brainlets. Most of them dropped out of high school and avoid taking their meds.