Why was this guy such a grumpy gus?

Why was this guy such a grumpy gus?

He was a jedi. Look at his robe

you'd be grumpy too if your wife was eloping with a sandnigger and you were constantly getting jewed by jawas

He lived on a shithole planet barely scraping by selling drops of water. He had to deal with sassy droids and Jawas try to jew him over all the time.

Plus he got dumped with his stepbrother's whiny kid.

He didn't like sand either

He's a virgin. It was one of those sexless marriages.

Penis envy. He couldnt compete with the BJC (Big Jedi Cock)

Because he was in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises.

he farmed 'moisture' in a desert surrounded by homicidal aliens

Imagine saying "oh no, this isn't my boy. This is my dad's wife's son's son " for 19 years.

Or you know, he could've said step-nephew..

Because he had to constantly repress his pedophilic urges for Luke.

You try living in a desert for 50 years and see how happy you are.

>step-nephew
This is star wars LMAO get out of here with that shit

LMAO!

fuck off newfag

hes just the way father figures used to be before psychologists convinced everyone fathers are supposed to be approachable and friendly

he was a serial rapist

Because he was part of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following a bunch of magical space wizards has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the space setting, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make space seem less stellar, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast as soon as Lucas conceived the series; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just a ridiculously profitable franchise of schlock and awe. The Star Wars series might be anti-male (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Interstellar in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the story was good though
"No!"
The story was dreadful. Every time they need something to happen, they just have an older character mutter to a younger character "use the force."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. The Star Wars series is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that it knows nothing else. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Star Wars by Steven Spielberg. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching Star Wars at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch Steven Spielberg." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "Star Wars" you are, in fact, trained to watch Steven Spielberg.

how would that make him grumpy

Because tatooine was actually hell

Because he had to live near sand people.

He was actually a happy go lucky free spirit until Angela Merkel moved millions of low IQ sand people refugees into the territory where he ran a successful moisture farm.

Then the Jawas that ran the media wouldn't cover any of the crimes committed by the sand people in the local space papers.

So Owen got grumpy and joined the space-right.

Sandy vagina.

Because he aged 40 years in the span of 18.

Spent like 20 years taking care of the most wanted fuckhead in the universe

Had to stress every single night and day whether they'd find him and come and slaughter him and his wife

You try living with that burden

this

also, his stepbrother committed mass atrocities, and he probably knew his days were numbered

Aunt Beru looks fine as fuck. I'd shoot her sarlacc pit full of blue milk if you understand where I'm going with this. I feel like I may have seen a porn with a Russian that looked just like her and had that same haircut too. Or maybe I didn't, FBI.

> Trying to protect your fuckhead step-neph.

> Constantly signs up for imperial academy and doesn't use a fake name.

Every angry wrinkle on his mug stands for an unnecessary death some poor slob had to suffer after calling in yet another favor.

Also this

Stop copypasting thus its embarrasing

No no
Wrong franchise dude
But good reactions man

was uncle owen the inventor of JUST hair?

Jes

Too many Mouse Shills on his Sup Forums

it's called being old