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anime

alri

need a cat gf with big tits and a tight arse

>Colombian hats
>Mexican
Holy shit, wow.

what's the difference

diameter mostly

And mexican ones are pointy

UMA

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DELICIOUS

What are you lads going to be drinking tonight? Have you started?

going to have one beer and then a water and then a glass of fanta and then a water and then a glass of pepsi max

having a 2nd can of 25p tescos everyday value beer

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Subject: Your disgraceful life

I hope you die you vile maggot.

Anonymous

creasing

whom

ARRIBA

>Gun crime and knife crime are higher there than anywhere else in Europe.

only because its got a bigger population

What are these honorary degrees that shit-tier unis give to celebs?

I'm not black I'm OJ

>Staff and shoppers left terrified as masked robbers strike at Leeds supermarket

>Mother-of-four killed by suspected drink driver in Ossett was "beautiful angel"

>Powerful images show extent of damage caused by high-rise flat fire in Leeds

>Prison release rapist targeted woman in her Leeds home

>Men with weapons hunted over house raid in Sheffield

>Knife crime on the rise in South Yorkshire

>Police operation to tackle child sexual exploitation in Dewsbury

>Sheffield woman who glassed ex-girlfriend over the head with wine bottle escapes prison sentence

>Schoolboy's six-and-a-half-year sentence after "terrifying" armed carjacking robberies in West Yorkshire

>Parents' fury after Leeds school pupils threatened with isolation for 'extreme youth culture' hairstyles

ah yes the north is so peaceful, glad i don't live in London

want a gf me

grim

downloading nigger, jewish, yank, indian, german and japanese music on the 'seek

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on the fucking charlie

tried to have a wank but cant get it up due to coke dick

sometimes i do but they just ignore u most of the time so u feel bad just try stay in my own head

Why did we do it lads? Why did we kill them all?

about time

state provided gfs when?

learnt your lesson you threadsplitting anime nonce fuck? good runt

Couldn't wait to get out of that last thread. Bunch of divvy Londoners trying to prove their miserable third-world life, living in a shoebox until they get stabbed, is somehow superior to any other lifestyle in the UK.

Pathetic really.

standard.co.uk/news/crime/if-i-can-get-acid-i-ll-use-it-selfconfessed-attacker-says-victims-deserve-to-be-targeted-a3590016.html

>The anonymous self-confessed acid attacker said he and a friend targeted the partner of a rival gang member and said he would “nine times out of ten” attack women.

>He told Vice: “[We] went to a rave, met some ‘ops’ (enemy) there. We were just fighting in the club. A couple of days later I just randomly see the ops and his baby mum.

>“They’re there at Tesco, just shopping so I was like, ‘cool’. I ran to my boy who was in the car. My boy bought a bottle, like a Lucozade bottle.

>“I was like, ‘what’s that?’. He was like ‘don’t worry, senpai. Just come, let’s go, let’s go’.

>“I’m racking up the guy, just punching him and whatnot. And my boy, he just undid the bottle and he just splashed the girl."

>He added: “Like if I can’t damage you enough I’m coming for your people.”

so so so fucking glad I don't live in London. wew.

d-d-delet this!!!

Are there yanks seriously still defending Trump after what happened with Flynn and Comey?

Ah yes, the negro showing its intellect

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can ye get thatchers katy in any offie

Did you give up on /blackgf2017/?

post some

soon

love heroin me

>having less crime and higher incomes is bad

whatever suits you mate

>He was like ‘don’t worry, senpai.

is it true nothings ever as good as your first hit?

>£22,000

ah yes, poverty

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I don't know, I've never done it.

>barmy new guidelines
>barmy

mean

ahem, it's spelled whoms't*

>no murders
and you've picked several cities over the largest county in the country, and they're all absolute shitholes, and it's STILL not as bad as London

>Parents' fury after Leeds school pupils threatened with isolation for 'extreme youth culture' hairstyles
whoa, awful!
*becomes permanently disfigured by a nigger throwing acid on my face*
so glad I don't live in the North
*faces sizzles and burns, skin pops audibly*
grim!

>Up
DOWN

just realised 8 out of my 9 friends are chinese or taiwanese

not sure what this signifies tbqh

Nothing to see here...perfectly normal...

The Flynn shit had literally nothing to do with Trump lad

In the war on the mandem, if someone got acid on their face, trust me, they did something. No ifs, no buts, they deserved that.

STOP KILLING THE MANDEM

we didn't
northern hemisphere races (whites/jews/orientals/caucasians/native americans) are a product of neanderthal and early modern human interbreeding

northerners utterly SEETHING

yeah i mean he was just a highranking member of Trumps government who was specially chosen by Trump and sat in on national security meetings

nothing to do with him at all

FOY

mad that if all you did 3 times a week was pullups, pushups and hill sprints that you'd look better and be stronger than 99% of people

>What is rape

This is block war, this is it, this is beef, innit. No snitching, simple as that. No snitching.

no snitching simple as

COME OUT AT THE END OF THE SHOW, WE'LL GO AND GETTTT PISSED

Stop feeding autismo yank

3rd desperado in

We all saw how you live when Grenfell burned down mate. Don't pretend London is nice, everyone saw what it looks like without 30 set designers and cinematographers and models working to make the place look decent for the telly.

There's a square mile of super-rich luxury property for the Queen and city bankers and Saudi princes, then outside that there's 100 square miles of urban rot.

Sean Spicer just resigned
dont care if you dont care

everything outside london is just fucking shit

It's like being stuck in 2003

can't imagine living that sub-runtoid existence

except i live in said square mile so idgaf

Mm, yes, the man who Trump personally appointed NSA advisor and who just magically happened to be a gigantic Kremlin stooge (like Tillerson who is still in office) had nothing to do with him. The same man Trump told Comey to leave alone, I guess because he just wanted to cover his bases in the off-chance that he might be something that innocent Donald couldn't possibly have ever known about.

would love half a gram of the ol' charlie now

shift you muppet

I saw that stuff in a colourful can. Is it any good?

>dance on my own i mean i go to proper dance clubs not in fucking tiger tiger spacking about by myself, not exactly "weird" to be dancing by urself. if i make eye contact or engage with a group or w.e. i won't reject it, sometimes if i'm particularly drunk and feeling vibe wll approach others to dance with usually they r like "sure" and just ignore you lmao

is this true? is everything you're saying true? don't toy with my enotions, you're making me upset. I feel really bad for you. it cannot be as tragic as you're making it out. surely?

you go out on your own, dance on your own, sometimes approach a group to dance when your confidence is up, you don't approach girls, you have no friends. but you're still out drinking on a friday night, on your own?

where do you live mate, if it's within 100 miles of me I will go clubs and pubs with you

nah
I like the idea that the stronger neanderthal males would be up the human males and then shag all the human females
thus leaving the human males to shag all the neanderthal women
no rape at all, just pure human mating

very happy with the turn jazz took
jazz in the 1930s to the mid 50s was boring and predictable
it became wicked and spilled with genius after that

*sweat rolls down my face as I sort through a massive pile of historical events with an oversized stamp that reads "Jewish trickery"*

absolute state of your life mate

>he's a greying bloke who posts mundane pictures of his cat on Twitter
>he's an Indian living in Cheshire
>he's a deano
>he's the Brendanposter
>he's a Northerner

Literally sat at my desk WHEEZING with laughter

>won't be replying to the bradleyposter or even acknowledging his existence after this post

priebus is next

dad expected me to sit around on my arse til 8 o'clock cause he wanted me to drive him home from the pub cause its absolutely pissing rain. he was only even going to go for 2 pints max. he hasn't even fucking gone yet. like whats even the fucking point of doing that, let alone expecting me to go out of my way to drive him home?? ARRGGHHH

Ready for my daytrip to london

>everything outside london is just fucking shit
>It's like being stuck in 2003

got a fucking grim big bottle of scrumpy. had some of that, currently drinking a stowford press. will move onto the carling post haste.

most of. London is really nice and Victorian, it's a giant area

You have to go out of your way and spend an hour on trains to go to the shit parts

Yeah but you just made that theory up

not a fan of jazz
too many niggers

decent, but get the bottles

You could draw WAY worse comparrisons to all of these from London and Greater London alone.

I don't care to do so, but I don't have to, because you already know it's true.

It got the Arctic Monkeys motivated

gf is letting me wank today! :3

this is a regular hill
or is it?

drumpf is next
check em

its ok for one or two from the bottle imo. couldnt imagine drinking can after can of the stuff

don't fucking care about london one way or the other and sick of hearing about it

it's quite logical

does it taste good though