This man walks into a store and wants to buy an assault rifle. What do you tell him?

This man walks into a store and wants to buy an assault rifle. What do you tell him?

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Fill out your 4473 and I'll just do a quick background check. Also, I need your ID.

Youll have to wait for the background check.... Wait tell he leaves call police

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eat bacon slowly and sensually

i'm sorry this is a meat market, how bout some pork chops?

>The fire rises, brother.

I'm sure this thread won't get deleted again like it did the first five times.

you have to eat bacon first

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Fpbp

Synagogue is that way

Come and take it

Hey Saddiq, try not to shoot Marco alright? Thanks!

you know what to do akhi...

I'm sorry, but one must eat bacon wrapped fried chicken to purchase one.

Certainly sir, let's look at a few models in the back.
SNAP
dead nigger storage.

We reserve the right to require people eat one piece of bacon before purchasing a fire arm. :^)

Ask Fred Armisen for his autograph

If you say no, prepare to be tweeted and civilly sued into oblivion by the left. If you say yes, prepare to have the left's voting base reduced by kebab antics. Seems the answer is obvious

Google "rabbi shlomo ettinger" you fucking newfags

Sure, but all of our weapons are coated in pig based paint. Just letting you know.

"As an American citizen, it is your right to own a firearm in accordance with the Constitution. Please let me know if I can be of any assistance in making a purchase."

In this hypothetical scenario, do I work in said store and does said store stock military grade weapons which are already illegal to sell without him presenting explicit permission from the BATFE and local law enforcement?

prove they're citizen as the constitution only applies to citizens

If he's a citizen, sell him the longest blackest rifle I can find

Best post.
Whisper Allahu Akbar and hand him one for free. Ask where you should meet him to join the cleansing.

FPBP

Shall not be infringed.

Tell him it will cost $50 more than the listed price. Pocket the $50 and make some half-assed facebook post in respect of his victims.

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Inshallah brother, need help frying fags?

"An assault rifle has select fire, and that's Class 3. I don't sell those, but i have several other fine rifles here. Also, there are decafs that taste just as good as the real thing."

S H A L L

Who is this beautiful young lady

>here's the best one
>have fun purging the degeneracy, and good luck

SHALL

Tell him I don't work here. Also this is a pornography store.

since he isnt a citizen, he can eat a dick

Mash allah brother, can I offer you some glock for the people who suck the cocks.

I also have rifles in 556 for people who like dicks.

Inshallah, kill the kuffar.

That's not the proper use of Mashallah retard

I found the muslim

see pic

IF THAT FUCKING SAND-NIGGER WALKED INTO ANY STORE AROUND HERE, HE WOULD BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO WAS NOT OBVIOUSLY OF NW-EUROPEAN BLOOD..

GOD-DAMN IT'S AWESOME TO LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN IN THE MIDWEST.

Pull up to security checkpoint and see this guard

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What do you tell him?

>retard
>worships a pedo

Let me take your picture real quick, the internet is going to love this.

>worships a literal Jew
My sides

>Here is a list of local gay bars

It's actually an Israeli jew serious I forget his name. It's a Mossad op

A jewess