What's the best James Bond movie? They all seem kind of generic and bland to me. Casino Royale was ok I guess...

What's the best James Bond movie? They all seem kind of generic and bland to me. Casino Royale was ok I guess, but Eva Green is such a whore and not attractive.

>bond burger

Last night I pierced the buns of your sister

Maybe this just isn't the franchise for you.

>last night I man-gun double-bread with meat your sister
What did he mean by this?

Last night i bonded with your sisters burger

Last night I spy exotic sandwiched your sister?

If they're generic it's because they set the standard.

Goldeneye was a masterpiece. The movie and the game.

bond burgered?

Say I pierced and buggered your sister last night with an accent. With your outlook this post is bland and you're bland.

OHMSS bar none. this cannot be argued /thread

The answer is 9 PEMDAS faggots.

Last night I secretly pounded your sister

pierced cheeseburger

What's the best place to start for someone who has never seen a Bond film? Where do I go afterwards?

dont bother, they're all shit

Octopussy and fireballs

The reason it's such a well kept secret is because she didn't notice.

Release order Jesus Christ it's the same with all franchises.

Normally I agree but all my roommates got mad at me for refusing to watch one of the 80s ones with them without watching all the others first so I thought I'd see what other suggestions I get here.

>fireballs

Is that a Thunderball sequel or porno I've never heard of?

I wanna watch quantum of solace because olga whatever is hot as fuck but everyone says its the worst.

Damn, I meant thunderball, fucking berenstain timeline.

You're watching with friends who have already seen it so they'll probably talk over it while you try to pay attention if they're normies.

They aren't interconnected except references in some depending on the actor so you'll be fine.

too soon bro delete this

I don't live with them anymore anyway, it doesn't matter

Which movie are they watching?

Do you still keep in contact? It's important to hold on to old friends as it gets harder to make new ones.

Dr. No

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Last night I cute little monkey in overalls crackers your sister?

Last night i murdered your sisters meat

On first watch it's great but on rewatch it's pretty boring but that's more of a work out the kinks thing for sequels so it's rather minor complaint still good.

I fell asleep during OHMSS and still have yet to finish it.

Last night I chimpcrisped your sisiter?

This was months ago, I forget which one it was

Sometimes. I don't have any new ones yet

>Last night I Goldeneye burger your sister?

What did he mean by this?

monkey cracker?

Well then just stick to release order and figure which you like. You gotta watch Austin Powers after just so you'll enjoy them more.

Is that a guy?

Last night i tuxedo cheesed your sister

Idk, there's a lot of them. I might just not bother with any of them, I should have gotten into it when I was a kid like with Godzilla but it's too late now

Last night I Bond American'd your sister?

What?

I dressed and ate her cracker?

This one is an actual headscratcher so don't torment me else it'll itch in the back of my mind until I inevitably blow my brains on to my walls.

I got into the franchise a year ago and don't marathon them like a retard just one at a time or you'll burn out.

Good idea, I better space them out a lot

No it's a woman that's gotten fucked on camera you retard.

i cottonpicke'd your white crackass sista?

last night i fed burgers to your sister to make her THICC

Unifying theory of life

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sa8ce

Her name is in the fucking file, what the the fuck is wrong with you?

I blasted and smashed your sister?

I beamed crabs into your sister?

I treated your sister to a cinema date complete with kaiju kino and a serving of crabs legs?

kek

I blasted and hammered your sister?

hearty keks

Robert?

ape crackered

Last night I watched Gojirakino by the master himself and ate crabs with your sister?

last night i pierce'd your sister's meat

Last night I bond burgered your sister.

Smegma?

connery>>>>dalton>lazenby>brosnan>moore>>>>>craig

Mandatory penis inspection before kino?

Talbot?

Secretly pounded

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Are these actual ones or are you guys up to mischief?

I mean I just made them but there are riddles to be found in there. You just have to dig deep enough. No clues from me though, I am going to bed now

Fourth James Bond.
First burger on ghe McDonalds menu.
It means he forthed himself on your sister for her first time.

I still don't know what that pic is supposed to mean and all the solutions I've ever seen are retarded
Does it even have a meaning or has it been a ruse all along?

I remeber their was an answer that made complete sense but I can't remember it and it's not in this thread so far.

godzilla'd crab'ed?

Last night I secretly pounded your sister

makes perfect sense

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

Pierce Brosnan was best 007

But how is it a secret if he's telling everyone?

that's not how you clitoris a cheese.

>last night I Irishman beef wellington ensemble with lettuce your sister?