Assassin's Creed Review

6.5/10
What did they mean by this?

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Literally no one is surprised it's got a shit story.
However, is it fight scene kino?

Surprisingly high actually

Films based off video games are typically complete rubbish

I really wanted it to succeed so that we can get more adaptations, but I guess video games will have to take a break...in the meantime I can't wait for ghost in the shell , hopefully they make Akira and evangelion too

Babys first fake review post

>B-But this was supposed to be the year of vidyakino!

Nerds BTFO

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ign.com/videos/2016/12/19/assassins-creed-review

what did IGN give Warcraft?

ign.com/articles/2016/05/31/warcraft-review

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great, now I really don't know what to expect.

Really want this to succeed though. Maybe when 21st hits.

>IGN

guess that means its kino

well fuck, whos going to save vidyakino then?????

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>Really want this to succeed though.

Do you want it to succeed, or do you want it to be good?

IGN is one of the most terrible movie review sites around so this could be a 10/10 or a 2/10.

Why the fuck would you want this?

>female reviewer

Who cares?

doesnt matter if its good or not, this directors trajectory is incredible

Snowtown
$2,000,000 AUD
Macbeth
$15,000,000 USD
Assassin's Creed
$130,000,000 USD

Hes from fucking South Australia and his 3rd feature has a budget of 130 million usd.

Same thing at this point, pre-release. VG movies have already had a legacy of bad releases.

>Assassin's Creed
>$130,000,000 USD

lel, $20mil maybe but that much?

yeah, not even that big of marketing too.

Lots of practical sets and effects + big names (Fass, Cotillard, Irons, Gleeson)

No video game movie has good fight choreography it's going to be a bunch of slo mo twirling and kill cams

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Welp I guess our last hope for video game movies is dead. See you all in a few years when they try to do this with another franchise

It's PG13, probably would have a lot of bloodless stabs. I'm banking on a lot of kung fu disarms.

that much my dude, he must have rubbed shoulders with (((somebody))) important

Splinter Manlet with Tom Hardy maybe

or another Riddick.

Is it true that only about 10 - 15 minutes of the movie are set in the past?

Nah, probably closer to 30-40.

lol, wat
fucking garbage then.

Me

Do i give a fuck give australian you cunt, id be surprised if he was iranian or something

meant to quote

it's based on the reports that it will be 60% percent present day.

So yeah, it's sorta accurate to be 30 minutes in an hour-45 movie or so.

>$130m

It was confirmed by Ubisoft to have a production cost of $200m kek

forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2016/10/18/assassins-creed-trailer-michael-fassbender-tries-to-redeem-the-year-in-video-game-movies/#143fcedb2d8e

>Ign gives assloads of advertisement.
>However, gives out legit review whether the product is good or bad.

This started happening after gamergate coincidentally

Doubt they review anything they advertise below a 5 though.

For $400, what is a yes man?

eh you got me there. Can't really find anything on their review list that gives a massively advertised game a score lower than 6