Venezuela poorfag asking for help thread continues here, ask anything you want about my country

Venezuela poorfag asking for help thread continues here, ask anything you want about my country.

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I grew up in post Soviet Russia. I would donate if I had extra money.

Are the memes about life in your country right now true?

Are you the same asshole with the drone drawing?

Yes, they are

What's the most fucked up thing you've seen happen so far

People climbing trees to get some mangos because they have nothing else to eat

I'm sorry. Hope it will get better soon.

Are you begging on Sup Forums because you don't anything to eat?

Does anyone know why my poster id keeps changing itself?

No, i'm not planing to use the money on food or any stuff, i want it to get out of here

because you're using a proxy you fucking faggot

It changes every thread.
Where to?

I'm not using a proxy, i'm on a mobile phone

Yeah, why haven't you guys executed all of these bastards yet?

Are you waiting until your flesh rots off your bones so you can take back your country with a skeleton army?

Ecuador

>I'm on a mobile phone
:/

If this is really you in Venezuela make. Time stamp holding a Venezuelan newspaper or magazine so we know it's you. If it's really you I'll donate money.
Will you get in trouble if you show your face?
What did you think of the boxer Edwin valario?

They have weapons and they aint afraid to use them

This, timestamp with proof and I'll give you shekels

Thisone or the other. One. I want cute caremal girlfriend

How can't you afford black market food but you have Internet?
Has anyone started cannibalizing people?

Good luck

Go to bernie sanders reddit im sure they got your back

Which tastes better, dog, cat, or pigeon?

It's not like the goddam Donner Party or something. Dude just said monkeys can climb trees to eat mangos.

but it wasn't true socialism :^)

Oh no, well I guess you'll just have to be slaves forever then.

They have weapons.

Guevon ya te envie el email con la informacion del trabajo

ojo si votaste por chavez o maduro no te voy a dejar entrar

Here

Is there an American embassy there? If so go to the American embassy & beg they make it public... Stream it on periscope!! Also your soccer or futbol team should stop playing and just stand on the field like 1/2 way theough the first half of a cup match protest how horrible Venezuela is to its people

>cinco bolivares
Mardito escoge uno con mas valor

Just sent a few bucks, good luck user

Internet connection is 0.30$ a month, 1 kg of Rice is 1.2$

Ya lo reviso

Bumping because OP is a bro.

Okay bro ill come here tomorrow and give you like $10 bucks USD I'll look for you around 3pm us pacific time be here with your PayPal. I don't have money until tomorrow US poorfag here but not Venezuela poor

the glory of the centrally planned economy.
what's the cheapest, most plentiful food available right now?

No american embassy here, Maduro casted them out

Pasta

Translation:

How long does it take for money to be sent over paypal?

Use pariscope & show how Venezuela socialism sucks send clips to your Twitter & Twitter pages like the rebel

Imported or do you grow grains to make pasta domestically?

Haha

Why dont you just write down my paypal? Idk what time i'll have my power cuts tomorrow.

obviously this unrest is because of the influence of imperialist capitalists.

the solution is to execute anyone found carrying US dollars.

>says the proxy user
Consider suicide you nigger.

Tell your soccer facts to stop playing halfway in the first half take off their jerseys leave them on the ground and just stand there and protest the whole world will Watch that will make the news all over the world in protest of Venezuelan socialism crushing the people people starving to eat

20M ID. Fuck m8, how old are you 35 40?

Wouldn't all paypal'd funds be eaten up by your government?

Will do. I'll write it down. Try to spread the word to get your soccer team to protest stop playing and just stand on the field take their jerseys off in protest of how terrible the government treats its people

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Do you support socialism/communism?

Are you kidding me? I hope you choke on a pigeon.

Why can't you show your face here? I know you're an user but will humanize you. Are you a woman?

Can you post an image of your ceiling? I might send money as I live in the richest Latin American place c:

I know a guy in Ecuador. His name's Juan. Good guy. Look him up if you make it there.

Theres a USD black market where ican trade for Venezuelan currency.

Explain how socialism fucked up your country and I'll give you 5 dollar bitcoin.

Why are you ignoring all my questions?

pay your debnts

I was in Ecuador recently. It is a nice place.

Que dices user? que te parece?

Chavez was the one that destroyed everything, destroyed the farms, destroyed the mining industry, he started to give free monies to all the poorfags in exchange of votes, he pretty much let all our money be drained in mismanagement of public funds and corruption, he was a "socialist" so of couse we blame socialism for all this monumental clusterfuck we are having here

policies that looked good on paper but had a terrible effect on the economy. like making milk practically free for everyone. turns out that ruins the chance of farmers producing it.
that's just one example where they fuckedd up.

Alright im loweing you some now.

I don't believe you, you're some kind of nigerian prince.

I am a man, i dont have any way to contact my local football team, i'm checking out the periscope app and i'm signing up on Twitter because i have never used it

just walk north a few thousand miles to central Illinois like your mestizo cousins
make sure not to learn English too, and be really rude when I don't know Spanish either

holy kek