walk into your bedroom

> walk into your bedroom
> see this
What would you do?

Ask you to leave

>her

log on to Sup Forums and start a slide thread

Pull the trigger

Ask you what thread you're trying to slide. After which I will call the police because there's an asylum escapee in my house.

stick it in the crack i guess

Close the door, drain the dragon, and go outside to think about what I should do or what.

Call the cops, how the fuck did he enter my house?

Not make slide threads

Saged

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kill them

kill it with fire

Something like pic related, skewer a ball or two in the process.

>mfw that's literally my brother
ANDY YOU FUCK

360 degrees and stick an AR15 up that boipucci and pull the fuckin trigger goes 'click'

not Sup Forums related. get back to /lgbt/

>right click
>report post

Gee I don't know, maybe sage your thread?
saged.

the mudslimes got one thing right

I'd ask him if he was clean inside and STD free. If he was I'd probably start with him giving me some oral. I have lube I use for jacking in the nightstand. I'd lube up and slide inside while holding his legs in the air on my shoulders. Leaning forward onto him I'd fuck him and breed his ass deep filling him with my cum as he shivers and begs me for more.

I'm not ok with this. If you have dick present dick, if you have vag, present vag.

I've been victimized by a tranny before, and it's rape by deception so far as I'm concerned.

Yes this means I fucking did it. Don't judge the victim, ok?

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Get instant extreme thrill and excitement as reality quickly imitates just behind my imagination of flexing you off my bed with 1 arm and smashing you through every wall in my house like the hulk.

Hi fellow Catholic!

set my dog on your nuts

Swift kick to the gooch and make him shit and then eat his shit and shit out his shit and then make him eat my shit made up of his shit that he shit out

Good evening. I'm just speaking the truth.

first-degree murder fat fuckin' boipussi

These

You dirty bastard. You're copying my confession again.

Depends.

If that boypussy is attached to this: picture related

then i would like to impregnate this hot little bitch

A hole's a hole. It's an A-hole.

Tell dad to get off the bed and stop drinking mom's wine

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IM NOT ON Sup Forums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There has to be a connection between circumcision and fuccbois.

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>it's a reddit and Sup Forums come to /pol episode

Stick a steel rod up his ass and force it through the top of his head, carry him out the to the fire pit in my backyard, and cook em up

I LOVE ME SOME GRILLED GAYS

Your confession sent me on a crazy fantasy land daydream that entire afternoon. I've had to scrub my vestment for an hour to get the stains out!

Stop fapping mods ya sick freaks

makes you think

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Fuck off

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Wonder why my girlfriend is being so aggressive tonight. Then get to it.

>he has to give himself an enema before having his unnatural sex

It's only a shill thread if you have some idea what's being slid.

So?

Link posts or STFU.

What is this slide meme?

Definitely start tongue punching that asshole while hoping to find pieces of shit inside