WHY IS MY ACCENT SO FREAKING BLAND??

WHY IS MY ACCENT SO FREAKING BLAND??

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vocaroo it please

its not, you have a thick burger accent

Change it if you want.

Give me some words or a statement to say

this please

There's one in OP

Coming right up. give me a sec

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pls no bully

Sounds nice imo

American males sound rather effeminate.

>he doesn't have a southern accent

tbqh

>he want's to sound like a retard

Not my fault, the joos are spiking our water supply with estrogen

Southern accents are the best accents

It's funny actually. I'm staying up north for the summer and some people here actually said I have a slight slight southern accent. I was weirded out too desu

They sound not only effeminate but also mildly retarded.

Where are you from

>haaahdawks

>that wryyy
d-dio?

CUTE
AMERICAN ACCENT A CUTE

You sound like a sports commentator who hates the hates the team he's commentating for

Northern Virginia, which is basically culturally north. There's a few people with that southern twang here and there.
I think I said the t
I wish :(

Nigger.

>REEEEE

my sides'ed

You sound like a stoner who watches too much tv

Live somewhere with an accent you like for ten years, and absorb the voice of the countrymen through your superior American spirit.

Probably the least horrendous American accent I've heard

Thanks Bongbro. Apparently I have a neutral American accent

>neutral accent
literally no such thing, kill yourself

Better than having a regional accent like mine that makes communicating with fellow Bongs confusing and semi-impossible imo

Obviously not fucktard, but to Americans, my accent is "neutral" as it has no specific quarks like regional accents do.
Do you have a cockney accent?

Nooo thank goodness, I'm from the north so I have a fairly rough accent; I'm prone to dropping my "t's", shortening words etc. Southerners struggle with it sometimes. Dialect is always a good laugh though.

sure it doesn't

>REEE is pronounced RIIIII and not RÉÉÉÉ

My life is one big lie

Have an accent the sounds European or Russian (from what I've been told), though I was born in America.

Vocaroo 'I park my car in Harvard Yard'

What the fuck is a European accent?

What they told me, Ivan. If I were to beak it down, I got: German, Polish, and Austrian accent. I have no clue, it's fucked.

>they
Who are 'they', user?

Just people I've spoken to in public or in voice chats.

Don't use it much because I hate getting people saying,"what". Because I pronounce it differently.

2bh i also got a hint of southern accent from you

Standard american accent is really nasal, if you don't have a deep voice it sounds like shit.

i like the yorkshire and manc accent :3

As long as those other people you're talking about aren't other Americans...

I'm about 40 minutes away from Manc actually

Right now it's been going easy, so whatever now I guess, but I find it strange that I have such 'unique accent.'

i hate the liverpool accent :(

It's not too bad once you get used to it. My least favourite accents are Cockey and Brummie :/

do you have a liverpool accent? :o

it always surprise me that birmingham is the second largest city in the uk rather than manchester

You can tell west coast accent is the most bland because it's how all the news anchors talk.

Nope, my accent is sort of a mix between Manc and rural Derbyshire. Scouse just isn't too bad for me.

Guess you can thank the industrial revolution for that.

I have a thick chicago accent. Its terrible pls help. I sound like this.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=vc9pDieYDYg

If you think your accent is bad you should hear mine

you sexy northerner :3

>tfw your accent is some kind of hybridized abomination people don't always recognize

Damn right I am mateyyy. Yours isn't half bad either.

Like I said earlier, I can get a good laugh out of people not having a clue as to what I'm saying.

>tfw talks like a valley girl when i get excited wanting to tell somebody something

I don't know man, that sounds pretty funny to me. Nowt wrong with sounding like some of the most jarring people on the planet.

Manchester is so cool!! I'm jealous

bunch of 'omg [slight pause]..." and bunch of "like" in sentences.. a-at least i can tell whos actually from LA and not

The rivalry between norcal and socal accents has always been entertaining to me.

Ahh that just sounds annoying and slow. Worst I do is say "err" a lot, I try and avoid "like" as much as possible.

Ehh, it's honestly not as amazing as people make it out to be but it definitely has it's quirks. Maybe I just think like that because I'm slightly local though

we actually speak really fast

fuck norcal.. they cant even give directions correctly

Fair enough. Brits tend to speak quite slowly actually. Slang compensates in a way I guess.

this and eating faggots are my fav british terms.. childish i know

Same op but i like my voice so meh
not op but
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Ahh, the bum bag. Classic bit of brit fashion right there.

Never heard someone say eating faggots before. You've been hanging around with some weird Brits.

wait, so people dont really eat faggots there, the meat ball thingys?

Ehh maybe some people do, but it's more of a traditional dish that has died out a lot. I'd imagine people eating it for more of a laugh than actually liking the dish.

crushed british dreams

My apologies. Our more iconic dishes are still going strong though, if that's any consolation

spotted dick?

Ofc. What would bongland be without spotted Dick?

I don't even know what is a 'nasal voice'

british dreams revived

Not too bad here after all is it

you sound asian-american.

I used to say "like" instead of "umm". i fixed it by forcing a silent pause instead. it sounds a lot better. the only problem is, people will cut me off because they think i'm done talking when i pause.

Where user?

I'm from NorCal, and have always heard many opinions about everything SoCal does. I was pretty excited when I first visited SoCal, to hear their opinions about us. They have none. They hate Sacramento solely because it is the home of the state government, they have some mental image of Oakland as a blacks vs cops war zone, and they know about Palo Alto and San Jose because of Silicon Valley. Other than that, they don't think about us at all. It's truly a one-sided ""rivalry"".

its too ingrained in me unfortunately. i mean i dont sound in your face like a valley girl. only rarely thank heavens

i just got very slight hint overall. but if i wasnt listening fully, i wouldnt have noticed your accent

I lived in Monterey for a few years and I can tell you it's a pretty light rivalry at the border between socal and norcal.

The type of stuff where people have that fingerpaint on their dorm room windows that says "we say hella" or that they'll kick you out for saying hella in their room. Bit unique.

Also I've met many people who moved from socal to norcal saying it's awesome and the socal culture is an ignorant circlejerk cult in a way.

Somebody say "Zamasu did nothing wrong"

try having eastern european accent

OP here. Sorry for just seeing this now. Here you go

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