Audi Cup 2017 - Day 2

today:

>losers' match
napoli - bayern (17:45 cest/16:45 bst)

>final
atletico - liverpool (20:30 cest/19:30 bst)

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geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

hello?

Atletico 4-0 Liverpool

Napoli 1-1 Bayern
Napoli wins 3-0 on penalties

>Record the Napoli vs Atletico match
>ITV4 has the game listed as Napoli vs Athletico

Wew

writing athletic with a th is just wrong tbf

/neet/

>4 defeats in 5 pre season games for Bayern

is it over?

yes

Hradecky maybe to Benfica

are >we here or in the "How do we fix this shit?" thread?

>"How do we fix this shit?" thread
didn't saw that when i made this itt thread

so where will Draxlel go now?

liverpool

hmm...

why is the frog sad, this is such a comfy setting

I don't think he's sad, but I might be actually autistic.

>even an oil money plastic club from a meme league that couldn't even win their meme league is now objectively worth more than Buyern
are they finished?

>leave losing to me
t. Buyern

>bauern
>dirtmund
lol

He is melancholic

shouldve bought a granatentrainer instead of blindgänger like tolisso and james

>RB will be the only German team to make it to the Ro16
what a time to be alive

dembele to barca?

unlikely with Reus being again

their offence is so bad it almost hurts
>old man Robben is still their best player
>because the German Müller wasn't enough they also loaned the south american Müller
>they needed a DM so they signed Rudy and dropped 41.5m on another CM
>Lewandowski already trying to leave the sinking ship

its moments like these where I like to watch kalles rants

youtube.com/watch?v=tp_YveZUyZE

--------Lewy----Müller------------
Coman------------------James
-------Vidal-----Thiago-----------
Alaba---------------------Kimmich
-------Hummels---Marinez------
-------------Neuer---------

>mfw this is how Bayern fans on TM.de would like to play next season

Replace james with le cut inside man and then you literally can't find a flaw

except from everything above Alaba---------------------Kimmich, where Kimmich is highly debatable.

midfield and defense are a trainwreck as well. if you receive a goal after almost every serious counterattack then theres something honestly wrong. also look at the midfield in all the test games. total lack of ideas and constantly producing bad passes.
even the 3:2 against chelsea was laughable considering that buyern was in the lead 3:0 and dominating the game

Is this bundes?

Every year people go bananas over preseason training games and every year it is shown that they mean fuck all.

perhaps, perhaps, perhaps

BAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEERN

buttmad customer spotted.

yes generally testgames dont mean shit on paper. but if you play your almost a-team without serious subs against a team constantly subbing and testing and still lose 3:0. then it indeed DOES mean shit. especially if you do this in basically all testgames.
dirtmund and other teams also losing just shows how absolutely shit the bundes is quality-wise

Huuuuh?
Davide Ancelotti:

that's what you get for shagging traps

lose Rolex, acquire aids

...

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>mfw

did kalle hire some trans criminals to upgrade his own rolex collection?

>"sir why are you hiding your left hand?"

*blows up*

...

kek

lmao

Would you Annika?

kys you fat fuck

so how hot is Draxler to Bayern? will another /bundnate/ meme make its way into reality?

nah, neck too fat.
anime tier eyes, though, shame they're brown.

Good morning!

it's 15:38 Uhr pm!

Rude. The correct term is horizontally challenged

auch schulferien?

tfw went to Tafel today

people all happy buyern lost

feels good mane

photo of the 2 rolex thieves

When will they stop bullying our guy messi

...

Looks like that mailand trip was a success

being a marketing product wont win you titles. easy threepeat for Real.

Napoli 3:0 Bayern, Ancelotti is getting sacked after the game- screencap this my fellow customers

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Are you seriously implying that Bayern won't win the champions league now that Draxler is all but theirs? Lmao

kek

you have some top tier pics, I have to admit

leider nein. muss 3 wochen nachsitzen in den ferien :(

D:

is this what they meant by transfers?

chuckled

Sarcasm?

Yes hi

Whats this friend

a bit but mostly no

WHERE CAN I BET ON BAYERN NOT WINNING THE BUNDES

PLS HALP

>people go bananas

call me when they reached pineapple. Untill then: Buyern is not bae because of some preseason matches, they're bad because of their weak squad.

>shag trannies
>got your Rolex stolen
>by brand new Rolex in Qatar
>customs bullies you because you didn't pay duty

The absolute state of Kalle.

>old man Robbery
>shitty players without quality
>youngsters are all shit and will take a few years to shine at least
>Lewanshitski still mad

Are they, dare I acknowledge this thought to exist, finished?

Carlo's son had his rolex stolen by transexuals at a club in Milan

Is this Stephanie's hair?

>finished on european level: yes
>finished on bundes level: depends if the other chokers are able to unjust themselves or not

hehe

1. RBL
2. Vizekusen
3. Dortmund
4. Buyern
5. Hoffenheim

calling it now

who is stephanie

...

heh looks like they have the same hair-stylist

pretty much this. RB is the only serious contender at the moment with Dortmund looking like absolute wank.

my prediction is 3:1. 1:1 at HT. then shortly after HT napoli scores the 2:1 and then 3:1 in the last couple mins

Dembele to Barca?

yes

This means this means that now there is nobody who can stop puliGOD from playing every game

I just leave this here:

>Q: Die Aufgabe für Kapitänin Dzsenifer Marozsán?

>A: Man kann nicht sagen, dass sie geführt hat. Sie war überfordert mit der Führungsposition, bei aller Wertschätzung, die ich für sie habe, sie ist ja eine tolle Fußballerin. Tabea Kemme von Turbine wäre erstmal rausgegangen und hätte zweimal die Beine weggehauen, sowas hat gefehlt.

>wäre erstmal rausgegangen und hätte zweimal die Beine weggehauen, sowas hat gefehlt.
can someone translate this from Unterschicht to German?

>le agressive captain destroyer
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

This was said by this old fart. No reason to try to spot an Unterschichten Kevin-Jerome everywhere, Sören.

they should sign her

>game on for one minute
>buyern already zero confidence

kek. this is gonna be fun

>@jackbell German Clásico coming to Chicago next summer -- Dortmund v Munich. More good stuff, too. Stay tuned.
Based

>#2 and #3 having an epic showdown after next season
wow

>windsheimer only attacker
>sanches already fouling
>müller benched with the smug look at memelotti

lmao

There is an entire thread for Red Bull delusion.

>the Klatschpappen-city of Buyern

nice