Half in the Bag: Rogue One

youtube.com/watch?v=Kc2kFk5M9x4

THEY FUCKING HATED IT

HATED IT

Oh boy! Another Reddit Cuck Memeia thread!

kill yourself, fucking lowlife

ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO !

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH BOY LETS DO THIS

Yay time for morons with no opinion of their own to take this as fact.

of course they hated it, it was a cynical cash grab with no redeeming factors

Make sure to check your fire safety friends.

I knew Mike was a Sup Forumsack, the sad fuck. It's so wonderful.

>>caring about man children wars

>"I clapped when I saw Darth Vader"
>- Mike Stoklasa, 2016

D R O P P E D

Did you really thing you were the first to post this?

they hated it?

WTF I like RLM now?

don't be such a retarded virgin

You faggots haven't outgrown these losers yet?

didnt get played by the disney jews

are they /our guys/?

>Mary Sue
>Mary Sue

They read us! US!

Right, because nobody anywhere else on the internet used the Mary Sue meme.

But they liked TFA which was a worse cynical cash grab

kek they hated it

>It was too dark
>where's muh quips!?
>not my star wars

They liked TFA better user, they got super played by the jews

fuck me in the ass

HERE WE GO

>liked TFA
>hate rogue one

I think I'm actually done with RLM

>mfw even die-hard RLMlets witnessed plebic nature of their idols
2016 is hands down an amazing year.

>tfw I liked Rouge One

Wait another 4 months when the hype dies down and you realize R1 was worse.

>making fun of Tarkin


AHAHAHAH CGI FAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AHAHAHAHA

I completely agree with them.

It's a "decent" action movie which does nothing on it's own and instead just trusts that the nostalgia scenes will save it. The characters are literally just cardboard versions of basic stereotypes which makes them completely pale in comparison with older characters. It also has massive plot holes it doesn't care about. At all. Like the Imperial pilot suddenly forgetting that he's insane or a fucking admiral in the Rebellion going rogue and suddenly everyone's fine with it. And why did Rogue One even go rogue in the first place, they we're volunteers for Christ's sake.

It's just a really fucking bland movie with a dull script which has a nice ending mainly because of Vader.

Read the Youtube COMMENTS section, you faggots.
You are in for a rude awakening.

I cannot believe people can like TFA but hate RO. TFA is so fucking shit in comparison.

He only looks bad because they know cushing is dead. "Normies" probably weren't even aware it wasn't a real actor until they were told

>I hate the prequels
>I love the hobbit
>I hate Rogue one
>I love TFA
>I love Jurassic world

does mike just flip a coin when deciding if he likes something?

You gotta be blind or stupid not to recognize a human made of pixels when you see one.

The only thing they're complaining about is that they liked TFA better. Everything checks out, faggot.

>dude it sucks for being the same
>dude it sucks for everything they did differently too

I think their review makes no sense:
>it should be like ocean eleven
>it should try something different
>it was to different and dark
>it doesn't take risks
>it shouldn't kill all the main characters
>it should cut all the fan service
>it needs fan service
>it pleases the star wars audiences
>it doesn't work for all the audiences
>there's stuff from a movie that happens 10 minutes before IV

wow, it's like Rich, Mike and Jay have different opinions

>it was boring
>it was a good action movie
>there's no romance
>too much new characters
>too much pandering
>unlike TFA

>unironically complaining that there weren't enough quips

banter user, banter.

>complaining about tie fighters in a movie that ends hours before the beginning of ANH
It's way too soon for them to start doing "out there' EU kind of settings that have no connection to the films apart from the concept of the force

>Mike still complaining about no romance

Is there something going on with Mike's love life?

They literally wanted more quips and lauded the marvel franchise for having developed characters

What did they mean by this?

TFA was shit and Rogue One was great, these clowns have it backwards.

who?

No (You)

Hate is not the same as not-liking :-)

they were right

How could anybody like this movie? Strip away the star wars license and you have one of the most boring big budget action movies of the last 10 years. What is memorable about this movie? What? I haven't heard anybody say good things about a single part of this movie except the darth vader scene at the end.

Why dont they write fucking star wars if there experts

Sick of hearing them saying 'waaaaaa they should have done X' and 'it would of worked if X'

How many films have they made?!?!?

5 or 6 more than you

awful taste holy shit

How are they always so on point?

>tfw when the apologists and nostalgia drones actually sound like this

You forgot to add "Well, it was fun so that doesn't matter!"

but they all agreed with each other on those points.

The moving pictures with sound Spacecop

reviews aren't films dumb dumb

>Mike hates The Force Awakens because they tried nothing new
>Mike hates Rouge One because they tried new things

He's a fucking hack

It's a porn for neckbears. Just look at the Star Wars general on Sup Forums

I laughed so hard at the part where they said it was porn for 35 year old men with beards.

They would have been massive hypocrites if they liked this film because it's on par with the prequels.

Hopefully, this will be the video that people will realise - hey... if i like Rogue One and these guys hated it, maybe they're also wrong about the prequels???

>Why are they pointing out characters and locations. Its a fucking Star Wars prequel, why would the Rebels not be in the same base? Why wouldn't Darth Vader be in it? Why are they complaining about tie feighters?
>What do they want? A slightly different rebel base? Not Darth Vader red lightsaber stompy man in black? tie fighters WITH THE COLOURS INVERTED?

If they want to see a Star Wars film with nothing to do with Star Wars why don't they just watch Guardians of the Galaxy?

Nothing will make them happy.The only thing they would like is a film they made them selves

What happened to them? For a whole minute their complaining about things like tie fighters and x wings? I had to stop watching they literally autistic screeching.

They're trying too hard for views now. They were better before they got big.

hahah they are so fucking wrong

i'll agree that the characters are underwritten for the most part, but otherwise it's clearly better than TFA

>I don't blame them for trying something new
>40 minutes of shitting on the movie for having a different tone than the originals
>Star wars should never stray from dark side vs. light because stormtroopers wear silly outfits

>both are dull as shit and forgettable

Fixed that for you.

>>Mike hates The Force Awakens because they tried nothing new

what timeline are you from? Mike and the gang do nothing but dickride TFA. They even said MaREY Sue was a very good charismatic actress.

RLM became famous because of poignant and intelligent analysis of pop culture flicks.

>tfw they've been reduced to manchilds constantly trying to out-nitpick each other.

I kinda expected them to APOLOGIZE, but at least they acknowledged the prequels.

YES

YES

I now have my views validated!!

>It's a porn for neckbears.
>hhahaha look at those losers enjoying things

It tried something new and (in RLM's opinion) failed at it. Not hard to comprehend.

>Threadly reminder that Guardians of the Galaxy is still the best SW film since the OT

Rich said it was just okay, he never really seemed to be that into it in the Half and the Bag

>They even said MaREY Sue was a very good charismatic actress.
Do you think she threatened to chomp their dicks?

>mad

They liked TFA. Their completely irrelevant.

They liked a movie filled with things that make a movie objectively bad.

Not an argument.

i liked it
do i have shit taste for liking it? sure. but there's nothing i can do about it and some e-celeb fag won't change that.

Except Mike liked Episode 7. It has flaws, but it easily has enough charisma and momentum to be enjoyable by itself. What's important how different (or not) the next episode will be.

>Mike "I loved it. It was everything I wanted it to be" hates The Force Awakens

>Rouge One is technically a prequel

OH MY GAAAAAHD

you could mirror either side of her teeth and shee would look exactly the same. must be veneers

>They think TFA > Rogue One

Opinions discarded. Rogue One is easily one of the best of the whole franchise.

(you)

>Like the Imperial pilot suddenly forgetting that he's insane

I agree that was stupid, but it wasn't a plothole.

Well good for them I guess.

I mean it must take some geniuses to hate R1 for not trying anything new and yet fap to TFA constantly.

>they don't dare to say the won't recommend it despite shitting on it for 40 minutes

DISNEY
SHILLING
IS
REAL

>le soft reboot meme

indeed they made some mental gymnastics with this one

HATE SAND

I disagree with Rich, Star Wars isn't a limited universe, it's the fans who hate new things

Yes, they liked it...2 hours after watching it. If you had watched the plinkett review for TFA, you would know that in hindsight their view on the movie has gone down by a lot.

>Daisy Ridley is charismatic as hell and she elevates an under written character
'WE'RE ABOUT TO GET SOME' in monotone through over exaggerated facial expressions in what is meant to be a dramatic scene.
>Felicity Jones is boring
'Lets get this over with shall we' Shows more character in an aside line than the previous clips dramatic moment.

I haven't seen this film so I don't know but these clips seem to be badly chosen if they're trying to illustrate this point.

They're just fully of shit. Jones is a great actress and a qt, Dasiy is shit in comparison.

How convenient.

>love TFA
>later hate it

>hate rogue one
>later ???

It's almost like they release two videos for a reason... Fucking hacks. Stop defending them. They stopped doing honest reviews a long time ago.

Go choke on a dick, fag.

>'Lets get this over with shall we' monotone with a dead face

Coincidentally "monotone dead face" is a good description of Rogue One too

>>love TFA
>>later hate it
But this isn't true.

Or maybe....

.....opinions....
.....change.....

Felicity Jones/Jyn Erso makes Daisy Ridley/Rey look like Vader to Hayden.