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Masvidal

It's really not a bad card at all but McGregor-Mayweather could suck the life out of any PPV. Plus it's headlined by manlets

What was this a reaction to?


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Why the fuck would you watch a fight on a tiny-ass TV when it's happening 5 feet in front of you

Good morning heem

>Albanposting

I'm on board with this

lmao

Upcoming events:

8/4: LFA 18
8/5: UFC FN 114
8/5: ACB 66
8/8: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 5
8/15: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 6
8/18: LFA 19
8/19: ACB 67
8/22: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 7
8/25: Glory 44
8/25: Bellator 182
8/26: some garbage boxing fight that only braindead casuals give a fuck about
8/29: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 8
8/31: Invicta FC 25

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You think he'll beat Price?

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>tfw

watch jbj ko'ing dc

dana literally doesn't look up and its literally right infront of him not even on the other side of the cage

Yeah

80 seconds

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I dont get it

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bisping the type of guy to creepily stockpile dirt on others in case they start badmouthing him, all round pathetic person

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woodley was looking to fight him so no shocker

dont dis bisking either or i'll come to your house and fuck your mother

Why is Bisping such a savage?

Bitchping

What is the deal with Hunt and this video of his fat son kicking and slapping his toddler daughter while Hunt sits there laughing?

I saw it yesterday and the comments were full of people telling him what a piece of shit and garbage parent he is. Then it looks like it got zucc'd, now he's posted it again

wtf m8s

kek, is that the red tomato on the bottom right? I guess some people just can't stop watching TV

Forgot webm of course

DC never stood a chance

He tells the kid off right after though

>I hurt myself today...

in grey suit, he has to have his own tv but its like 1 metre away from him why doesn't he look up

the GQ clothespins to make twood's suit look tailor fit

In order to have complete freedom in your shot selection and direction, you must first gain the ability to disconnect each limb from the body safely.
This is a right hand uppercut. But notice the separation in the shoulder joint. From the rotator cuff, to the clavicle and collar bone. The entire joint has complete freedom and separation.
That whip of a shot is free to go in any direction.
The same rules apply for every part of the body. Freedom in the body equals freedom in the strike.
Yours sincerely, the greatest.

>UFC champion
>Still literally too much of a poorfag to get his suit tailored
Who else but Tyron?

>people still think this guy won't knock Mayweather the fuck out

kek

they're not his suits dipshitta

>they're not his suits dipshitta
>Literally not even owning a suit
How do you even call yourself a man?

how do you make that leap

"oh he has a company car, LOL DOESN'T EVEN OWN A CAR NOT A MAN"

amerilard logic

Americans are so fucking brainwashed, it's pathetic.

>if you don't own these products, how can you call yourself a man lmao?

By the virtue of being a fully grown member of the male persuasion, dumb fucking yank.

Jesus Christ

I get that the commentators want to see the same shit as everybody at home, but that makes no sense for anyone else. Maybe he's a phone addict that glues his eyes to any screen out of habit

>On fucking Tuesday Night Contender
>Calling out Bisping and Whittaker
I hope he gets heemd in his debut by an unranked bum

>Calling out Bisking
You call call out Tyron, you can call out Jon, you can call out Conor... but BISKING?
That's crossing the line, buddeh.

literally who

>tfw dc will literally never be the same man after the incident

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>keeping my retarded filename

preshiate it australia

How would prime Tito fare in today's LHW division?

3rd

Man Australian people are so dumb, stop having your dogs unleashed in areas where kangaroos are and then act suprised when your ugly ass dog gets choked out like a bitch.

why do you chain up your best friend is the real question heathen

>not just knocking the kangaroo cunt out and cracking open a cold one

>the delicate little swede's heart can't handle the roo being rattled

mate maybe this sport isnt for you

ever considered taking up curling instead?

You best friend is a dog? What kind of loser are you? lmfao!

The kangaroo wasn't at fault here, his dog was on his turf and deserved to get choked!

dog is MANS best friend, you must be a woman

man is GODS best friend, you must be a dog

people with pets are usually weird

especially people who really love their pets like their family members, you just KNOW something is fucked up

>you just KNOW something is fucked up
people who don't like animals are serial killers FACT

so I know you're fucked up

I love animals bro

just not in my house because animals belong in the wild where they can be free

1. Jon
2. Prime Chuck
3. Prime Tito

Humans are animals you daft cunt

Why do people like Grasso?

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Cause she's a pretty latina, duh

Why is Jon still ducking Dillon?

of course I didn't mean humans you absolute poof

who

Jon would fucking annihilate Dillon D'anus, he's literally not worth Jon's time

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yup, dillon is focused on bjj, couldn't even get jones down. let alone jones recent obsession with the genre

I hope jones fights again before end of year

>just not in my house because animals belong in the wild where they can be free
Dogs don't belong in the wild, they've been pussified just like Western men.

They couldn't survive without getting food provided.

dogs are literally just swedified wolves

The future.
Dillon would slap the sh*t out of him.

who?

The man who has Jon running scared

>17-13 grappling record
>Not even one amateur MMA fight
>Spends his time trying to imitate Conor while totally kissing his ass, is even starting to sound like Conor in his recent videos
>"The future"

>kangaroo puts dog in headlock
>somehow not at fault
Not how it works buddeh

Agreed, this dog was a wolf just one century ago.

Your moms a fan?

>First Schuabposting, now Danisposting
/heem/ confirmed for worst thread on this board

Interesting that Mayweather wants to give in to McG's request to fight in 8oz gloves.

This makes no sense.

Mayweather is the defensive player with the weaker punch, he needs larger gloves to defend and to avoid getting knocked out by Conor.

Bad move...

You're in the mist.

>now

Because to fight with 8oz gloves, they'll need to cut a lot of extra weight which will be much more difficult for Conor than for Floyd as Floyd is even more of a manlet.

nigger he's 170 max

There's probably already a contract on this, Mayweather knows this so he just talks shit.

Just like how he did after they turned McGregors mic off in the first presser.

damn that shirt be lit af where can I buy that shit nigga


finna buy that shit for sure

Do TKO's count as simulating death ? How about limb submissions ?

>You best friend is a dog? What kind of loser are you? lmfao!

didnt know they had internet in refugee camps

this is a SFW board

>a lot of extra weight
2 ounces is a lot of weight?

mayweather changed the contract with pac many times after it was signed

>IMG poster
Don't feed the troll you fucking retard

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>Check Gucci website
>$450 for a goddamn white t-shirt
What the actual fuck

How can ONE (1) chin be THAT callipygian?

You could buy so many Reebok fight kits with that kind of dough

10 oz. gloves are required for fights at 154 - the contracted weight - and above. I assume the idea is to move the fight down a weight class to 147 which would make for a very tough cut

Lad they could do it in 4oz gloves Conor would still lose