ITT: We adapt and use lyrics of The Beatles to mock Gerrard's Slip

>PLEASE DON'T SPOIL MY DAY I'M MILES AWAY
>AND AFTER ALL I'M ONLY
>slipping

>i rate the beatles

SLIP INSIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIND DONT YOU KNOW YOU MIGHT FIND A BETTER PLACE TO PLAY

>beatles

Drive boy dog boy
Dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy
She was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy
And tears boy
And all in your innerspace boy
You had
hands girl boy
and steel boy
You had chemicals boy
I've grown so close to you
Boy and you just groan boy
She said comeover comeover
She smiled at you boy.

>I'M SLIPPING IN A HOLE WHERE THE FEEL GETS IN

AND SO THE SCOUSERS MUST WAIT
THEY KNOW IT'S TOO LATE
AND BA'S WALKING ON BY

THE GOAL SLIPS AWAY
BUT DON'T LOOK BACK AT DEMBA
I HEARD YOU SAY

THERES A GOOD REASON

FOR SLIPPIN ALL THE WAY OUT

THERES A GOOD REASON

FOR SLIPPIN ALL THE WAY OUT NOW

HE WAS A DAAAAAAAAY SLIPPER
ONE WAY TICKET YEAH
HE WAS SOOOOOOO WRONG
TO SLIP OUT
TO SLIP OUT

Slipping, slipping, slipping away
I can tell you're not content and you don't want to tell me that

HE'S DONE IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

based romaniabro at it again

amazing

RELENTLESS
MAMA THERE GOES THAT MAN

WEW
E
W

Slipping is easy with eyes closed

Help me if you can, I'm slipping down
And I do appreciate you being 'round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me?

It's been a monday night, and I've been playing like a dog
It's been a monday night, I've been slipping like a log

Why are you not in england?

Ob-slippy ob-slippa life goes on la
La-la how the life goes on
Ob-slippy ob-slippa life goes on la
La-la how the life goes on

>Here comes the slip, here comes the slip. And I say it's all right

>Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces
>Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here

>Here comes the slip, here comes the slip. And I say it's all right

>Slip, slip, slip, here it comes
>Slip, slip, slip, here it comes
>Slip, slip, slip, here it comes
>Slip, slip, slip, here it comes
>Slip, slip, slip, here it comes

I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together

See how they slip
Like pigs from a tray
See how they slip
I'm crying

He's a real nowhere man
Slipping in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody

SUNDAY MORNING AT 12 O'CLOCK
GERRARD SLIPS AGAIN
CLUMSILY SLIPPING ONTO THE FLOOR
LEAVING THE DOOR OPEN FOR DEMBA TO SCORE

HE FALLS DOWN, DOWN TO THE PITCH
CLUTCHING HIS HOPES AND DREAMS
CRYING AND LEAVING THE BACKDOOR FREE
SLIPPING ONSIDE, BA IS FREE

HE
IS SLIPPING
AT HOME
HE'S SLIPPING AT HOME AFTER LEADING THE LEAGUE FOR SO MANY DAYS

PL medals are flowing out
Like endless rain into a paper cup
They slither while they pass
They slip away across the universe

I slip as you slip as you are me and we all slip together.

See how they run like nigs with the ball, see how they score
I'm crying...

Yesterday
Football was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to slip away
Oh, I believe
In yesterday

BASED