/trans/ - YOU JUST KNOW Edition

>Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino has revealed he spoke to Chelsea striker Alvaro Morata about joining Tottenham but the 24-year-old did not want to compete with Harry Kane. (Daily Mail)

Arsene Wenger has told Arsenal striker Alexis Sanchez, 28, he will not be sold to another English club this summer. (Times - subscription required)

>Manchester United are interested in signing Paris St-Germain's 24-year-old right-back Serge Aurier, who is currently banned from entering the UK.(Daily Mirror)

United have also made an enquiry about Anderlecht midfielder Leander Dendoncker, but are not expected to sign the 22-year-old this summer. (Manchester Evening News)

>Liverpool are not interested in Barcelona midfielders Rafinha or Andre Gomes, both 24, who have been mentioned as part of a possible swap deal for Philippe Coutinho. (Liverpool Echo)

Manchester City striker Kelechi Iheanacho is finally having his medical at Leicester, who agreed a £25m fee for the 20-year-old Nigerian weeks ago.(Leicester Mercury)

>The Manchester club have insisted on a £50m buy-back option for Iheanacho.(Daily Telegraph)

Arsenal are weighing up a move for 26-year-old Nice midfielder Jean Michael Seri.(ESPN)

>Tottenham target Suso is in contract extension talks with current club AC Milan, with the 23-year-old former Liverpool forward expected to sign a new five-year deal. (TMW, via Talksport)

Chelsea are targeting Inter Milan's 30-year-old winger Antonio Candreva.(Daily Mirror)

>Everton are considering a move for 23-year-old Lazio defender Wesley Hoedt, who is valued at £12m.(Liverpool Echo)

Valencia striker Alvaro Negredo, 31, is set to sign for Turkish club Besiktas, despite rival interest from Swansea City and Leeds.(AS - in Spanish)

>Arsenal goalkeeper David Ospina, 28, plans to stay and fight for his place at the club next season.(London Evening Standard)

Leicester City have rejected a £7m bid from Derby County for 23-year-old forward Tom Lawrence.(Leicester Mercury)

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>Leicester winger Riyad Mahrez, 26, is ready to force through a move to Roma, with the Foxes still reluctant to sell. (Daily Mirror)

Former West Ham striker Carlton Cole, 33, is on the verge of being sacked by Indonesian side Persib Bandung, whose manager said "he plays very badly" compared to other foreign players. (Daily Mail)

>Barcelona are lining up Borussia Dortmund forward Ousmane Dembele, 20, and Juventus striker Paulo Dybala, 23, as potential replacements for their Paris St-Germain-bound forward Neymar, 25. (Independent)

The Spanish club would be interested in one of four PSG midfielders in a possible part-exchange deal for Neymar: Angel di Maria, Julian Draxler, Adrien Rabiot and Marco Verratti. (Mundo Deportivo - in Spanish)

>Barca are also considering a move for Atletico Madrid's 26-year-old forward Antoine Griezmann. (Cadena Ser - in Spanish)

Brazil international Neymar is expected to return to training with his Barca team-mates on Wednesday. (ESPN)

>Chelsea are considering an individual fitness regime for striker Diego Costa, 28, who is training away from the club in Brazil. (Daily Telegraph)

I hate summer lads

/we/ need to make up rumours of Alexis going to back to Barca.

>LRL is already damage controlling if Arse win

HOWLING.

Draxler to Buyern basically confirmed

Has Morata scored yet?

What's the next step of his masterplan? Making QSG renegociate Neymar Jr's contract next year? He's clearly not happy unless he's fleecing football clubs for millions.

finally official

fcbarcelona.com/

No no, I am going to be extremely mad if (when) Arsenal wins. Chelsea has wasted too many chances to statpad trophies over the past years and I am tired of it.
Especially because Conte, with his autistic obsession with league titles, won't win much else.

Anybody got the Day In The Life template?

Looks like Keita to Liverpool is on again.

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27092978

>Chelsea are considering an individual fitness regime for striker Diego Costa
fat Costa should be fun to watch on the bench

>fcbarcelona.com/
F

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Would Barca buy Sanchez back?

It only makes me upset because we're going to spend the money on meme players.

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>This all happened because Barca wanted Veratti
Hilarious

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Better than Neymar desu. Be hilarious since he left cause of Neymar.

>The player remains under contract at FC Barcelona but with temporary permission to not take part in training sessions.

Seems like he's still there.

>sell Neymar for £200m
>sell Gomes for £20m

>sign Griezmann for £80m
>sign Dembele for £60m
>sign Verratti for £80m

Barca should hire me as a director of football tbqh. I just won them the Champions League.

>So essentially, they will not allow Neymar to leave the club until the 222 million Euro release clause IN FULL - until then, he remains a Barcelona player.
>remains a Barcelona player
>remains a Barcelona player
>remains a Barcelona player

PSG BTFO.

>Sign players for money they won't accept lad
Kino

>sign Griezmann for £80m
200 million euro release clause

>Qatarlona getting Qatared
Poetic

greaseman buyout is 200m, he wont leave this summer

verratti wont either, hes been liking literally everything nerman related on all social media + nerman arriving and getting HUGE wages only puts him in a better position to ask for more money

I don't rate Coutinho but he is as good as Nerman desu

No he isnt lad lol

No way any of those 3 players is going below 100 Mill in the current market

All those fuckboys at the PSG are going to make team showers interesting to say the least.

LITERALLY POSTED THE STATS THAT SHOW HE IS FFS

Thanks for the correction lads, was unaware of this detail;

>Atletico gave Griezmann a new deal a few weeks ago to stop the player leaving. The club slapped a 200m release fee clause on him just for this summer to stop him moving. From next summer it returns to being just 100m euros. The movement came after Manchester United tried to sign him. Madrid were also following the situation but in the end took a step back.

Why would A.Madrid accept £80M for Greaseman when his BOC is £180M or some shit?

>Joseph Dickens: By my very rough calculations @BBCSportsday 782,000,000 Freddos would fill the Nou Camp; you'd have 10,000,000 spare!

>[BBC] Sorry to go all 'Edexcel GCSE Maths' on you Joseph, but I NEED to see your workings...

>agreed fee
FUCKING HELL Thats Coutinho definitely gone

Samefag

Surpsrised by RB's u-turn desu

His release clause as of right now is 180m pounds, but as of January it goes back down to 100m euros.

i unironically rate him a midfielder, not a winger though

Barca should bring him and Dembele in

sorry lad its not, just laughing at Liverpool

>an outside bid appears
PSG to get GAZUMPED

The stupidest thing about this neymar signing is that PSG already have great players in his position

It's the rest of the team that's the issue

Neymar - Cavani - Di maria

Looks pretty good desu.

>That underage tier discord
Bloody hell

>Dutch legend Johan Cruyff, who died in 2016, seemed to be able to see the future as he was quoted to have in May 2013:

>"Messi and Neymar? I wouldn't put two captains on the same ship. We have to learn from the past."

>Veratti gets injured again
>lose
every season

Just do the deal for Griezmann, Barca lads. You'll double your productivity. Outside of that meme match versus PSG, Neymar was shit last season and always goes through spells of contributing nothing. He barely made it to double figures for league goals in 16/17.

>falling for the oldest memes in the book

>exhentai first favourite

awww you made him delete it you bullies.

>Having skype installed
>Only one joke tab
Nah, he's just a mong.

lol I saved it

What number is it for you? Where else is it suppose to go? I have Sankanku or whatever, delbooru and exhentai desu.

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>one joke
>exhentai
>nhentai
>soccer streams
>Sup Forums
>discord shitposting

the best is to mix in legit shit, bet you think people who have 'gay sex with hats on' really like gay sex with hats on.

Sup Forums is a school of hard knocks.

It's not a favourite, I just type e in the address bar.

effort lad, i'm looking at nhentai right now, it's popup hell. better translation system though.

>Thinking someone on Sup Forums having weebporn fav is a joke
>Thinking someone having soccer streams on Sup Forums is a joke
Oh so you're a mong too lad.

>mong
well, the soccer streams maybe not, but two porn tabs? sure.

>squawka stats meaning anything

thanks for your vgchartz tier analysis.

>australia is a Sup Forumstard

what a surprise.

I am too use to ex to change desu, and I don't understand the tag system for n.

I forgot mong angry brit poster was a thing, need to add it to filter.

>but two porn tabs?
Do you know how web browsers work? Those aren't tabs that's just favorited sites.

> unexplained mysteries
> battle bunnies

>no gay sex with hats on
cant even do it right baka

how hard is he getting exposed this season?

battle bunnies is a warhammer painting site

embarrassed that I know that

>Chelsea are considering an individual fitness regime for striker Diego Costa, 28, who is training away from the club in Brazil. (Daily Telegraph)
fatty btfo

Same tag system it seems, but it has a flag icon if it's translated or not, so that's really useful since on ex it's [English] or whatever at the end. What do you have favourite on ex?

I went on both of those, mysteries is a news site about space and shit and battle bunnies is warhammer.

Sorry for making fun of your setup lad, didn't know you were a sensitive thing.

Pretty fucking hard desu, but i reckon Antonio Conte will flop even harder

ITS OGRE

not the website posting retard, but you've been doing it for weeks on /trans/ and it's annoying. Fuck off to /arse/.

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Now that Liverpool title challenge is successfully torpedoed how many our year las will we hear?

How is it torpedoed? Coutinho ain't going anywhere and if he does they'll buy Keita and Lemar or something.

Papin > Neymar

>keita and lemar

neither are for sale

>last 2 are shit
wtf is wrong with football lads?

>coutinho ain't going anywhere

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Was Papin to Milan? Or from Milan to?

Any news on polish players?

500 mill in few years.

Keita is for sale for £80M. Lemar too. So if they got £130M for Coutinho like they want, they could afford both.

Why would Keita and Lemar want to go to a worse club?

>Coutinho ain't going anywhere
>they'll buy Keita and Lemar or something.
this is the club that sold Suarez and replaced him with Rickie Lambert..

Hoping Krychowiak gets out of Paris, he deserves some play time.

>What do you have favourite on ex?
Nothing desu, I never bothered. I go where the wind goes.

>Same tag system it seems
So I can use Artist:something as tag?

>1992
Uhm

Looks like it.

scousers of suicide watch

Liverpool aren't a worse club than those two.

I'll believe it when it happens, Klopp is in charge now.

Is that Kapustka still roting on the bench at Leicester?

>Coutinho
>a BR who has literally no ties to Liverpoo and doesn't even speak the language
>LIVERPOOL FOR LIFE
>Stay to play with Sturridge, Mane and Lellana
>Instead of Suarez and Messi

Top kek, expect a bid and transfer request within days.

liverpool are a worse club than monaco

>Man City and Chelsea are supposedly killing football
>never set the world record
makes you think

>Klopp is in charge now.
what happened to the transfer committee?

>it's 2017 and people still look at transfer fees instead of wages