Why do Americans get a total solar eclipse all to themselves?

Why do Americans get a total solar eclipse all to themselves?

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depending on where you are in canada, it might be a shorter drive for you than for some of us.
but to answer your question, that's because our fat asses eclipse everything anyway. especially our neighbors.

timeanddate.com/eclipse/in.html
at least it's partial here

>especially our neighbors.

Not looking forward to my state's feeble infrastructure being jammed up with eclipse tourists tbqh.

this eclipse has a lot of profecies attached guys, be careful

It's compensation from God for them having to be Americans.

>they get a few moments of darkness
>I get months of pitch black night in winter
>no sunrise
Get on out level plebs.

seriously, the closest point of totality is like a 3 hour drive from where i am. but it will probably turn into a 10 hour nightmare. each way.

it is actually a defining moment in our history. not even memeing. that's a unique chance to impress the new generation of millennials.

god is american

>live in the full eclipse zone
>staying in side all night
and none of you can stop me

G-d hates Canadians

Just found out about the eclipse a few days ago but I've already booked my flight that is going to through the then former zone of totality one week later. Fuck this.

I could've seen this from the plane.

It's actually going to be start a bit after 10 AM, so you won't miss anything.

>staying in side all night
>solar eclipse
user...

God has blessed us though.

kek which time zone? west coast?

Yeah, 10 AM PDT. It'll end in Charleston at 2:48 PM, EDT.

perhaps he means the solar eclipse night. all two minutes of it

>12 million people live in the path of totality
but some of us are more blessed apparently. sigh

Notice how it complete passes over SF and SC gets the bulk of it?

haha true, it is happening. the south will rise again. right after the solar eclipse.